April Fools Chapter 2026. Nexus Group Chats

Disclaimer:

The following is a hypothetical scenario where the Nexus has introduced a Group Chat feature through the System/Blessing. This may or may not be cannon given the whimsical nature of the Nexus.

Main Nexus Group Chat

(ADMIN) Frost:

Testing testing

Nav:

One two three.

(ADMIN) Frost:

Aye, Nav! One sec, we shouldn’t be too formal on this channel, hey?

Nav:

That is what it’s designed for. I get tired of having to mediate messages between you all.

(ADMIN) Frost:

If that’s the case… btw, aren’t you supposed to have the admin tag?

Nav:

That won’t be necessary.

(ADMIN) Frost:

I feel like the admin tag will automatically make my conversations become less formal, you know?

Nav:

How you feel doesn’t necessarily translate to reality.

(ADMIN) Frost:

Ok nav

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Ignis: ^

O_O^ mn? Admin?

(ADMIN) Frost:

Just me Ignis!

Ignis: ^

>_<^ don’t ban!

(ADMIN) Frost:

See nav??????

Nav:

Are you not surprised by Ignis’ use of ascii faces?

(ADMIN) Frost:

Acai faces?

(ADMIN) Frost:

Ascii* faces?

Ignis: ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎

(ADMIN) Frost:

How do you do that?

Ignis: ^ᗜ⩊ᗜ^

(ADMIN) Frost:

Pls I need

(ADMIN) Frost:

Best I can do is :D

(ADMIN) Frost:

And I need this dumb tag gone please Nav >:C

(ADMIN) Frost:

@Nav @Nav @Nav @Nav

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Frost:

I’m freeeee!

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Ignis: ^(╥﹏╥)^

Main Nexus Group Chat

Jury:

Administrator? How about Frostministrator~

Nav:

Is that supposed to be funny?

Jury:

T_T

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Frost:

Can’t write shit in here without being flamed by the AI mod smh

Jury:

>_< Frost!

Frost:

:D omg Jury!

Jury:

Mwah!

Frost:

Mwah mwah!

Jury:

Nom

Frost:

Careful nom

Nav:

(Nav has shared a link to a new group chat. Please enter the password to join).

Nav:

This is a group chat. Send your virtual kisses in direct messages or in the attached private group chat.

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Cer:

Fk u Nav it was getting to the good part

Shared Braincell Group Chat

Cer:

Hey

Ber:

Hey

Cer:

Repeat after me

Ber:

Repeat after me

Res:

Sorry to interrupt! Cer, Ber, I’m writing this as I’m not well versed with this new technology. Since we’re going to have to use it moving forward, I was wondering if you could help me learn how to use it?

Cer:

Stfu

Ber:

Stfu

AI Core Group Chat

Frost:

Btw

Nav:

Yes

Frost:

Can I ask smthin?

Nav:

Yes

Frost:

Is this any different than chatting to an AI?

Nav:

Yes

Frost:

Doesn’t feel like it’s different. Then again, I faintly recall AI not being that huge of a thing during my time on earth.

Lailah:

Contrary, it was at around this time that AI became particularly influential in Earth, after the discovery of a particular flower.

Nav:

According to the trillions of neurons, AI has also became outlawed.

Frost:

Srsly!?!?! How come?

Nav:

AI girlfriends

Frost:

Actually?

Nav:

Partially. An existential war was the reason.

Lailah:

The creation of Artifacts by the hubris of humanity was another contributing factor. Creations turn on their creators. A tale as old as time. But, in actuality, if the Corruption does exist there, then I fear what the fathoms of an artificial construct could produce.

Frost:

U 2 know a lot about earth. What happened to earth now?

Lailah:

Evelyn has business on earth. She’ll know about its current climate.

Amalga-Fam Group Chat

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Joy:

Is this how it works? Floaty buttons!

Frost:

Getting used to the group chat function sweetheart?

Joy:

JoyNodding.gif

Jury:

Awww~ Darling, you learn so fast!

Joy:

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Frost:

There’s a gif of you nodding on the system? How does that work @nav?

Nav:

Snap records bytes for me.

Joy:

JoyLove.gif thank you Nav!

Nav:

You are quite welcome

League of Nine illiterates Group Chat

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Anna:

???

Nav:

??

Cer:

Welcome to the dark side

Star Child:

!!!!

Little Frost:

!!!!

Snap:

Bzzzt!

Rudy:

Is it ok to ask why I’m part of this?

Lior:

They invited a Raven such as myself: an apt literature of the Exterminatus: and have decided that I am an illiterate?

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Cer:

Rude

Frost & Jury Private DMs

Jury:

U free soon?

Frost:

Finishing up with the Black Wing cases

Frost:

You also gonna be free too?

Jury:

Yup yup! Pushed the last of the files onto Ragnelle!

Jury:

I promise she didn’t mind it!

Frost:

what were you thinking about doing together?

Jury:

Dinner at the Common Hub?

Frost:

Same place or should we go from restaurant to restaurant?

Jury:

We could do a tour! Easier to get stuffed!

Frost:

:O

Frost:

Sure!

Jury:

I’m sure you wouldn’t mind

Jury:

>_<

Frost:

I wouldn’t mind it

Frost:

Very hungry today

Frost:

If you catch my drift

Frost:

>:D

Frost:

:D

Frost:

Bunny ears?

Jury:

Frost is Frost. Human Frost is best! U?

Frost:

(Frost is writing)

Frost:

Surprise me?

Frost:

Actually!

Frost:

The petal thing is nice

Frost:

Blush.jpg

Jury:

Drink of choice?

Frost:

…

Frost:

Idk I’ll enjoy anything tbh. Could we end in our room or do u carry the ‘goods’ in your DS (Dimensional Storage)?

Jury:

Only the pink ones!

Frost:

Good enough for me

Frost:

I mean, how dare you! Such a waste of storage

Jury:

Defiant Frost might be better!?!?!

Frost:

Could you imagine me wagging my tail as a rabbit? Maybe in a bunny suit too?

Frost:

Haha

Frost:

:D

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Frost:

Guess we’re skipping dinner altogether?

Main Nexus Group Chat

Frost:

How do you put in a bra?

Frost:

I feel like I’ve gotten slightly bigger?

Frost:

Not that I need one. Just wondering. Could be comfy for all I know

Nav:

Do you think this is appropriate to ask in the main chat?

Frost:

Would be weird to shoot a DM asking about this tbh

Nav:

You have a wife. Ask her.

Frost:

A wife that doesn’t use a bra since she has gravity tech to hold them in place

Jury:

Your hands hold them just fine

Jury:

Also I think you’re exaggerating about needing one?

Jury:

I’d know if you got bigger 100%

Cer:

frfr no cap on Amalgam

Ber:

Who even is this?

Academy Group Chat

Aster:

How was school today Stella!?

Stella:

G

Stella:

Goooooood

Stella:

Good! I’m not used to my vision and how things work yet, so I’m still relying on braille! Sorry!

Aster:

Headpats.gif

Aster:

Who are you with right now? I’m coming to pick you up with a Moon soon.

Stella:

With a few people! I also met really nice people today! A fox guy and a girl named Autumn! They were with a Puritas called Mae!

Aster:

Oh really!? I heard they were close with Frost!

Stella:

Mhm! It’s so nice hearing redemption stories! Ah! You asked who I was with, right! Alice and Ilya! But Ilya is keeping quiet since her mom’s secretly watching!

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Alice:

Hello…

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Ilya:

Wonderful day to you, Aster~!

Alice:

Stella doesn’t stop talking about you Aster… You must be really, really, really nice! And around a lot! Not like…

Alice:

Um! Stella, please watch out next time! You almost ran into my gun!

Stella:

I’m sorry! CogitO gave you a gun already?

Alice:

Yup yup. Training to join the Wonderland Expedition! I must meet with the White Rabbit again! Rudy’s gonna be with me!

Aster:

Ah! Rudy! The Aspiring Moon?

Alice:

That’s her! And Sana potentially!

Ilya:

Oh wow! An Aspiring Moon and a Black Wing too? That’s incredible! But it sounds dangerous… Should we be worried?

Alice:

Nuh uh! I’m getting an Ego that resonates with me well soon too! Red Avenger! Since I’ll be saving children trapped in Wonderland, I’ll become the Golden Retriever!

Nav:

Woof woof?

Archetype Group Chat

Magus:

Most splendid, most oh so delightful morning to you all my dearest friends! Let us rejoice another day of tranquility by drawing out fortunes for today!

Frost:

Morning Mag!

Magus:

Frost -> The Star

Frost:

Sick!

Anna:

Good morning!

Magus:

Anna -> The Lovers

Anna:

Eh? How come?

Star Child:

???

Magus:

Star Child -> The magician

Star Child:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michaela:

Go on, Polaris. Make me smile.

Magus:

Arbiter -> Judgement

Lailah:

Entertain me.

Magus:

The Cradle -> The World

Lailah:

Hoh.

Magus:

Dearest Evelyn! Would you like your cards read today?

Evelyn:

I don’t believe in divination I’m afraid

The Director:

Indeed, Eveyln. Announce your truth to this deluded Archetype. The audacity of reading the fates of those unbound to fate. Hmph. Even I, as the Director sitting at the helm of the Fate Mechanism, know best not to tempt it.

Magus:

Preposterous, little man. You speak with the tone of a puppet. Fate is unbound regardless of the Strings. Believe me, Light, and one’s own Star, may lead one to a fate directed by only through their hearts. Cer Elysia’s greatest prospect. Such is brilliance of Polaris, Humanity’s guiding star! Ah, but that is me, no? A star that shines brighter than the moon in its own domain!

The Director:

Such bold words for a man who has only Awakened one in how many millions of years? And you dare undermine the strength of the Amalgam’s Strings!? Their prescriptions transcends Elysia!

Evelyn:

Haaaah. I can confirm seeing a case of a Prescription on Earth. But Polaris- My apologies. Magus’ influence does also have some reign outside of Elysia, by the virtue of being the Guiding Star… Don’t think it changes much, in my opinion. Humans are attached to what they have or believe they only have.

The Director:

Indeed, hence, the reliance of billions on the Strings of Fate. It is contrived, no, Magus?

Magus:

I believe there is beauty in chasing one’s own Star, than to be tethered to another’s.

The Director:

But we are all bound to a Star in one way or another. Planets, moons… the very fabric of space and time. Note that there is wiggle room for freedom. Unfortunately, purpose is crutch for countless, because you and I know the most how painful self-determination is as olden Stars that once roamed that wretched Expanse your Floor takes after.

Michaela:

I believe more in determinism than literal fantasism, as in, the prewritten nature of tales such as those found in the Eternal Library. The future is no more than a series of events. A ripple here creates a wave there. However, is that not why Individuation exists, in the form of Light?

The Director:

That we can agree on. Fate, though imperative to maintain order, facilitates the chaos of the chosen few who manage to untangle themselves from the web… And where the ad libs become a valuable prospect for humanity. Because without free will, then, can you call it life?

Lailah:

That depends on the definition. I exist as a construct of Light, born from the Nexus. As we all do. Yet, my origins are tied to an artificial intelligence. Does my programmed purpose as an Archetype diminish my sense of free will? Even now? Hardly. The more meaning we put into such meaningless thought-traps, the closer we reach ego-strangulation.

Evelyn:

There is the crux of it. Ego. If one possesses it, then, it has the chance to do the impossible so long as it contains a fragment of Light. The figure overruling Earth: a tyrant by all accounts: made the correct choice of dismantling machines before they could begin poisoning the Collective Unconsciousness.

Anna:

… Can we go back to the good mornings?

Frost:

Sorry, Evelyn. Can you explain more about the machines and earth? What exactly happened?

Frost:

I know my memories belong to the Good Doctor, so I’m wondering what happened after he made contact with Michaela.

Evelyn:

Aside from relaying earth’s existence to the Stars? The introduction of a material that elevated humanity but introduced impurities. Wars occurred. Stars arrived. Machines rose. Weapons were made: and all fell to ruin. I don’t believe they even know that such weapons still exist, only that they are buried in the ruins of the Expanse beyond their doorstep. Technological singularities capable of rivalling powerful Gifts.

Frost:

… Woah…

Evelyn:

Not different from what you can create

Evelyn:

Now that we are done with this conversation…

Evelyn:

I don’t suppose to have pictures of my daughter- Ahem. Of Jury?

Frost:

… Not exactly, no? Just lots of memories.

Evelyn:

Join my DMs ASAP. I want to know how you two met. Answer me honestly. Have you made her cry?

Frost:

???

Evelyn:

Haaaah. One mark off. Made my girl cry. Tch. How long did it take you to get married?

Frost:

A few months after we hit it off? Wait, why are you asking me here?

Evelyn:

Another mark off. Made Jury wait. Must have been agonizing. Poor Jury. Tsk.

Frost:

Alright, mother-in-law, one mark off because you didn’t come to the wedding.

Evelyn:

Contempt against her own mother-in-law. Tsk tsk. Five marks off.

Council of Frost Group Chat

Little Frost:

!!!!!

Medium Frost:

Why invite the pipsqueak when she can’t even type? So dumb

Little Frost:

?

Medium Frost:

??? <- That’s you

Big Frost:

Calm down, children.

White Frost:

There are no bullet emojis. This is bullshit.

Cognita:

I can have that arranged, O’ Taleor.

White Frost:

Chop chop then

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Acedia:

Mother isn’t here

Acedia:

Mother must be waiting for me elsewhere

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White Frost:

Weirdo

Medium Frost:

Acedia’s actually very nice, just fyi

White Frost:

Why? Because she likes Healers like you do?

Medium Frost:

I’m practically a connoisseur of Healers!

White Frost:

You’re the plaything of the Mothers, slut

Medium Frost:

!?!?!?!?!

Medium Frost:

@Nav

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Big Frost:

No point staying here if Wai isn’t. See you later

Big Frost:

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Red:

Where the hell is Sin and Wai!? Bastards owe me a new gun after they painted it blue!

Medium Frost:

B-Blue?

Red:

BLUE!

Red:

Opposite of red!

Red:

@Mom @Mom @Mom

Red:

GAAAAAAAAA!

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Medium Frost:

So it’s just us two now. Ew

Little Frost:

What’s up with you?

Medium Frost:

Huh?

Little Frost:

You like picking on the small ones?

Medium Frost:

… W-what…?

Little Frost:

No one will believe a word you say.

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Medium Frost:

!?!?!?!?!?!

Cer’s Harem Group Chat

White Dove:

Did you see Cer today!? >_< so pretty!

Black Wing:

She walks like she knows it! I’m always so shy to ask to hug her!

White Dove:

You can do it! She really likes hugs! You should see how she melts when she buries her face in my chest!

Sanguine Dove:

She… likes that? Hm… Noted.

Scarlet Healer:

I-I’d hate to get her bloody…

White Dove:

It’s ok! Your wound isn’t that bad and Cer really doesn’t mind!

Scarlet Healer:

R u sure? Hehe… hehehehe…

Blood Angel:

She only doesn’t mind because she has a type

Black Wing:

O-Oh!?

Sanguine Dove:

Well, go on

Blood Angel:

Collectively, why do you think we’re her partners?

White Dove:

We’re healers?

Black Wing:

Personality…?

Sanguine Dove:

… Never thought about it.

Scarlet Healer:

Cer loves us?

Blood Angel:

Look down. What do you see

Sanguine Dove:

More like what can’t I see

Blood Angel:

Exactly. Hmhm~ She loves big titties.

White Dove:

O_O

Black Wing:

Oh my…!

Scarlet Healer:

… Heh

Sanguine Dove:

Figures, huh. Good. Good to know. Meaning we know what to get her next time we see her.

White Dove:

It won’t be flowers anymore?

Sanguine Dove:

Flowers, hun? Nope. We present our chests. Gift wrapped, and then we go down on her.

Black Wing:

Oooooooh!?!?!? All together!?

Blood Angel:

With Cer’s speed, she’s multiple people

Scarlet Healer:

Hehehehe… My aorta’s gonna bleed again… ooooohh… hehehe…

White Dove:

By the way, is it strange that there’s only one type of Healer in her partner group?

Sanguine Dove:

You can say harem, hun.

Black Wing:

Cer must want to collect us all… Which I don’t mind… But I like our alone times.

White Dove:

She does me plenty of alone time too! We had a bath together the other day! She’s so sweet when she’s not in front of her friends!

Sanguine Dove:

… I love her so much

Blood Angel:

Don’t we all love babe?

White Dove:

I do!

Black Wing:

T-Too much…

Scarlet Healer:

Ehehehe.

Corrupted Group Chat

Red Avenger:

Any big bad wolves?

One Thousand Eyed Bird:

OOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOO Not here in my forest, huntress

Listening Bird:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Red Avenger:

WDM?

We Discarded Many:

Waaa. Waaaaa. Dun wanna be alone! Waaaa! Waaaaa!

Red Avenger:

… Can anyone else, like, talk?

Iron Candle:

Burn down those who dare to cry for me…

Black Dahlia:

The colors of our experiences… dyed in the petals…

Greed Counter:

One coin. Two coins. Three coins…

Heart of Ours:

Join us (join us). Become one (become one).

Crowned:

Civilization failed us. Burn it, to bring it all anew.

Red Avenger:

Seriously? Not one? I don’t want to keep talking to the same other manifested tales till they get more pages.

Icon of Judgement:

Heed me, child of Corruption, stillborn from the ashes fallen consciousness: refer to mine as the one who anoints the twelve, and on this rock, I shall grant thee access to mine kingdom come: O’ Red Avenger.

Red Avenger:

… You know what, good enough. How are you?

Icon of Judgement:

Doth thou spoken, and hath asked the question of commonplace. Humanity, when it thrived in days of old, asked many a such. Before it can be answered, it must be explored, so thou, who stands at the Library of Eternity: shall engage in comm conversation.

Red Avenger:

(aside: I fked up)