"Why would someoneās perfectly good eyes get smeared with shit? Have *your* eyes ever been smeared with shit? Whatās that like? Iāve never even seen it happen!"
The little girl searched her memories from the past few years, ever since she could remember. It seemed she had never seen anyone whose eyes were smeared with shit! On second thought, maybe there was someoneāUncle Four of the Li Family. He had studied late into the night, poring over his books, and for a time, he had suffered from an eye disease. His eyes had been completely crusted over with eye boogers. Sheād heard it was incredibly itchy and painful, and it took a long time for him to recover. That year, it was said, Uncle Four failed the imperial examination because of this eye disease.
Thinking this, the little girl decided that what Xiao Er meant by āshit-smearedā was that he had an eye disease.
She looked at Xiao Er sympathetically and spoke with great earnestness.
"It must be really hard for you. To think you could still hit my Xiaobai while suffering from an eye disease! Donāt your eyes hurt?" She walked over, scooped Xiaobai into her arms, and then peered at Xiao Erās eyes. "Hmm, you donāt even have any eye boogers!"
The little girlās words sent everyone around them into peals of laughter.
"Whose child is this? How is she so quick-witted?" one person exclaimed.
"More than just quick-witted, this kidās imagination is quite rich! If this were my child, Iād probably be laughing all day long!" another added.
"Hey, am I the only one who noticed that the rabbit has been unusually quiet and well-behaved since she arrived?" someone else chimed in.
Once someone pointed this out, everyone else finally noticed. The rabbit, which had been darting and leaping all over Zhiwei Restaurant, so agile that Xiao Er couldnāt even touch it with a stick, was now nestled quietly and obediently in the little girlās embrace.
"Whatās so surprising about that? Itās obvious the rabbit is her pet. Itās behaving this way because her family must have trained it to be docile before giving it to her. Otherwise, who would dare place a rabbit that was jumping around like that just moments ago next to such an adorable child?" someone who fancied themselves a keen observer then offered their own confident explanation.
"But this little girl looks to be only three or four years old, right? Why isnāt there a family member with her? That rabbit knocked over so many of Zhiwei Restaurantās preserved fruits and candied fruits; that must cost a lot of silver, right? Can this little girl even afford to pay?" people began to worry aloud.
Everyone knew that items from Zhiwei Restaurant were expensive. In the Capital City, if you wanted to buy even a tiny bit of their candied fruit, you either needed connections or you had to get a number and queue. If you couldnāt buy it today, you had to come back and queue again tomorrow. Or, you simply went without.
Their concern was not unfounded.
Since Xiaobai had come in, it had first devoured a whole row of preserved fruit from the shelf, then nibbled on some specially made Beef Jerky. Perhaps because it was a natural vegetarian, it abandoned the Beef Jerky after just a couple of bites. But in the food business, it didnāt matter if it only took a couple of bites. Even if its little mouth had just brushed against the Beef Jerky for an instant, that whole box of meat could no longer be sold.
Then there was the shelving unit Xiaobai had knocked over when the attendant tried to catch and kill it, not to mention all the various pots, bowls, and pans that had been broken in the chaos.
All told, the miscellaneous damages would easily amount to several hundred taels of silver, if not more.
The shopkeeper surveyed the utter mess before him, his abacus beads clattered, CLICKETY-CLACK, as he tallied the costs. The chatter from the crowd outside drifted into his ears, and his heart clenched.
If this little girlās family comes and repays the damages, then all will be well. But if her family doesnāt show up, these losses will be impossible to recover!
At this thought, the shopkeeper of Zhiwei Restaurant felt his own heart might just stop beating.