I heard Freyaās words and laughed.
"What do you mean by that? Of course not. You know very well that Iām strong enough to do something like that."
Freya looked at me in disbelief.
"No, I donāt know. How could you possibly conquer the Dungeon when not even the most powerful Familias in history have managed to do it? Are you joking with me?" Freya seemed to genuinely believe that.
I sighed and said,
"Iām much stronger than those Familias. Could any of them teleport directly to the 30th floor if they wanted to? Because I can."
"Wait, you can do that?"
"Iāve never tried teleporting to very deep floors. Maybe itās possible to teleport directly to the 60th floor? Iāve never tested it. Should I try it right now?"
"Donāt do that. The 60th floor is very dangerous. Donāt do something so stupid."
"Youāre worried about me. How cute."
"Of course Iām worried about you. Iām not going to raise a child alone. And if you die, thereās no way for me to have a second child!"
"So thatās the reason." I laughed and rolled over on the bed.
I pressed my body against Freyaās and hugged her tightly.
"Your body is so soft," I told her, making Freya a little embarrassed.
She smiled and looked at me.
"You know our son is in the room, right?"
"Call Ottar to take care of him. I want to have a little fun with you. What do you think about going to play with Uncle Ottar, Vanir?"
As if he understood what we wanted to do, Vanir nodded in agreement.
So I got out of Freyaās bed and left the room. I found Ottar outside, as if he were standing guard.
"Hey, Ottar."
"Huh? I didnāt know you were here."
"I just arrived. Could you watch Vanir for a while? Iād like to have some fun with Freya."
After staring at me for a few seconds with a neutral expression, he replied,
"Alright."
Ottar entered the room and picked Vanir up in his arms. Vanir seemed to like him a lot, which is good.
After all, heās the second most important person in this Familia.
As soon as we were alone in the room, I approached Freya and tried to kiss her.
This time she didnāt turn her face away, and I stole her lips.
I caressed her cheek as we kissed.
Her skin is so soft.
When our lips separated, she smiled and asked,
"So what are you going to do now? Iāll let you do whatever you want."
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After spending only about two hours having fun with Freya, I left her resting on the bed and went to find Ottar so I could say goodbye to Vanir.
Since I didnāt want to waste time searching for him, I teleported right next to him.
Ottar noticed my presence the moment I appeared, but he wasnāt surprised.
I looked at Vanir, who was eating baby food that Ottar was feeding him.
His teeth have already started growing, and he has begun eating things other than Freyaās breast milk.
I approached him and kissed his forehead while laughing.
"Iāll come back tomorrow, alright? Iāll bring you a present."
He understood me and nodded.
I turned to Ottar and said,
"Thanks for taking care of him."
Ottar nodded just like Vanir, and then I teleported back to the mansion.
I appeared in the living room, but no one was there.
Well, breakfast was already over, and lunch would still take some time.
I went upstairs and headed to my room.
As soon as I entered, I noticed a strong smell.
The room hadnāt been cleaned.
I thought they would clean the room, but they didnāt. Iāll have to do it myself.
So I started cleaning the room.
It didnāt take long since I can move very quickly and clean things efficiently.
I removed the sheets, changed the pillowcases, and cleaned the floor.
I also took the opportunity to place a few things in the room that would give it a pleasant scent.
Soon the room was filled with a nice fragrance.
Great.
I threw myself onto the bed and opened the system.
I think itās time for my new ascension, isnāt it?
Iāve been delaying it for a while.
"Alright, system, do it."
As soon as the system received my permission, the ascension began.
A warm sensation spread throughout my entire body, and I began to feel invincible.
I had never felt so much energy in my body before.
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.
After some time, the feeling of absolute power was still there, but the heat disappeared.
I opened my eyes and noticed that my body was completely covered in sweat.
Besides that, the sheet I had just changed was stained brown.
Actually, it was such a dark brown that it almost looked black.
"I didnāt expect that."
Iāve seen things like this before. Itās when a protagonist cultivates and all the impurities in their body are expelled. It creates a similar effect.
I got up and walked to the bathroom.
I stood in front of the mirror to check the changes.
My hair was long, and I was still tall and muscular like before.
The color of my eyes hadnāt changed either.
The only noticeable change is my skin. It looks better than before.
Well, I donāt really care much about my skin, so whatever.
I took a cold shower and then looked at the dirty bed.
It almost looked like I had shit myself.
Iād better clean that quickly.
I changed the sheet again, and fortunately the mattress wasnāt dirty.
After finishing, I lay down on the bed and opened my status.
Name ā Luan Taylor
Nickname ā Handsome Writer
Level ā 3
Strength ā 15,000
Agility ā 15,000
Endurance ā 15,000
Magic ā 15,000
Perception ā 15,000
Holy shit.
These stats are insanely high.
And that nickname?
I hadnāt noticed that I received one.
But isnāt that... a pretty embarrassing nickname?
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