Ludger let out a long, exhausted sigh, the kind that came from a month of politics, nobles, children, mysterious recruits, and now
this.
He turned his gaze to Harold, who was calmly sipping from his mug, absolutely unbothered by the idiot sitting on their table.
âHarold,â Ludger said, voice flat. âWhy didnât you volunteer to throw this troublemaker out of the guild after he kicked the door?â
Harold lowered his mug just enough to look at Renvar, then back at Ludger.
âHe reminded me of Arslan,â Harold said simply.
Ludger blinked. âMy father?â
âYour father
before
he learned he had kids,â Harold clarified, pointing his thumb lazily toward Renvar. âYoung. Cocky. Full of bad ideas. Didnât fear anything. Thought picking fights with strangers was a personality trait.â
Renvarâs smirk brightened. âThat sounds like a compliment.â
Harold grunted. âItâs not.â
Kharnek let out a low rumbling laugh from across the table, his massive frame shifting as he leaned forward.
âBoys like him are common among northern tribes,â Kharnek added, studying Renvar like a zoologist examining a new animal. âAlways trying to make a name for themselves. Showing off. Acting loud. Challenging anyone who looks strong.â
Renvarâs chest puffed up proudly. âExactlyââ
âAnd most of them,â Kharnek continued without pause, âend up with broken noses, cracked ribs, and missing teeth. Sometimes missing
pieces
of their ears. Sometimes missing
whole limbs.
Depends on how stupid they are.â
Renvarâs proud expression wilted immediately.
Harold nodded solemnly. âMakes sense.â
Kaela smirked into her drink.
Kharnek finished with a wide grin, flashing sharp teeth. âStill⊠it is good to see such creatures exist even in empire lands. I thought only northerners had the gift of producing idiots this bold.â
Renvar made a strangled sound. ââŠThank you?â
Ludger pinched the bridge of his nose. This was turning into something heâd need to handle before Renvar challenged Arslan, or Kaela stabbed him for breathing too loudly, or Kharnek decided he was a fun warm-up exercise. One more problem. One more headache. But at least this one could be punched.
Ludger exhaled sharply and straightened, deciding it was time to put a lid on this circus before Renvar set something on fire, or challenged Kharnek to an arm-wrestling match and lost both arms.
âAlright,â Ludger said, tone leaving zero room for negotiation, âweâre not accepting troublemakers right now. If youâre looking for a guild that values loud entrances, unnecessary kicks, and idiots who like being punched, there are other places for that.â
Renvar opened his mouth to protest, but Ludger didnât slow down.
âThis guild,â Ludger continued, âis already dealing with political headaches, training over a hundred kids, balancing trade, and trying not to get assassinated by nobles with fragile egos. We donât have time for anyone who wants to join just to âget famousâ or âterrorize nobles.ââ
Renvar lifted a hand. âHey, I didnât say Iââ
âAnd,â Ludger cut in, âif you join the Lionsguard, youâre expected to improve. To learn. To behave. To not punch walls just to impress people. Kaela had to go through a whole behavioral adjustment arc to stop acting like a homewrecker.â
Kaela slammed her hands on the table.
âHEY! I WAS
NOT
ââ
Ludger ignored her completely.
âPoint is,â he said, continuing as though Kaela wasnât glaring daggers sharp enough to skin a wyvern, âthis isnât a guild for people who refuse to change. Kaela adjusted. Even Kharnek learned how to avoid scaring merchants into wetting themselves.â
Kharnek nodded proudly at that.
Renvar blinked, baffled. âWaitâKaela was a homewrecker?â
Kaela sputtered, âNO I WASNâT! I WAS MISUNDERSTOOD!â
Harold raised his mug. âYou definitely were a homewrecker.â
Kharnek shrugged. âYou still are, sometimes.â
Kaela looked betrayed by the entire table. Ludger still didnât acknowledge her outrage.
âAnyway,â Ludger finished, turning back to Renvar, âif you want a place where your personality wonât get in the way of actual work, go find a guild that recruits loudmouths. There are plenty.â
Renvar paused, studying Ludger carefully, really carefully, for the first time. The grin faded. The bravado dimmed. Something sharper replaced it.
ââŠSo youâre saying if I
can
change,â he said slowly, âyou might actually let me join?â
Ludger shrugged. âIf you can change, survive Kaela, and stop kicking doors, then maybe. Still, I am not feeling like doing that. Too much work.â
Kaela muttered, âI could kill him right now. That would solve the problem. Still, despite his ego the size of his ass, I can guarantee that he gets the job done and he is skilled enough to be more than useful.â
Renvar leaned back, grin returning in full force. âOh, this is going to be fun.â
Ludger sighed again. Another headache just walked through the door.
Ludger was two seconds away from grabbing Renvar by the collar and personally depositing him outside the town walls when Harold cleared his throat. A rare sound. A dangerous sound. The kind of sound that meant Ludger should at least
pretend
to listen.
âLet him stay a while,â Harold said, raising a hand before Ludger could start dragging the kid out. âGive him a chance to prove heâs not useless. Or stupid. Or both.â
Renvar gave a bright thumbs-up. âSee? I already have fans.â
Kaela reached for her staff. âI can fix that.â
Harold ignored her. âHe reminds me of Arslan when he was young. And if someone like your father can turn into something decent, maybe this idiot can too.â
Ludger closed his eyes. He hated when Harold made sense.
Kharnek chimed in, voice deep and amused. âLet him challenge fate. If heâs strong, he survives. If heâs weak, he dies. Good system.â
Renvar paled slightly. âIâIâm right here.â
But Harold just shrugged, and Kaela waved him off with a muttered insult, and Kharnekâs grin only widened. Ludger reluctantly stepped back.
âFine,â he said through his teeth. âHe stays. For now.â
And that was all Renvar needed. Within ten minutes he had dragged over another bench, slapped three silver coins on the bar, and declared loudly, âDrinks on me!â
Half the guild cheered. The other half joined the line. Harold accepted his cup with the contented sigh of a man enjoying free alcohol.
Kaela sniffed disdainfully, then accepted a drink too. Kharnek took a mug the size of a bucket. Renvarâs wallet began to shrivel before Ludgerâs eyes.
He watched Renvar grin like a fool as every Lionsguard member who passed by received a drink, slapped him on the back, or demanded another round.
ââŠHeâs going to go bankrupt in an hour,â Ludger muttered.
Harold nodded approvingly. âGood life lesson.â
Kaela shrugged. âBetter than me killing him.â
Kharnek raised his mug. âIn the north, we call this
thinning the herd.
â
Renvar, overhearing none of that, shouted from across the hall, âAnother round for my future comrades!â
His pouch gave a sad little jingle. The kind of sound that meant it was already too late to save him. Ludger rubbed his forehead. He
could
put his foot down. He could shut the nonsense immediately. He could declare Renvar unfit and eject him right now. But doing that would cause problems. Arguments. Drama. Maybe even Harold and Kharnek taking Renvarâs side out of stubborn principle.
And worst of all, Renvar might actually get more determined. So instead, Ludger leaned against the table and watched the disaster unfold.
âLet him burn through his money,â Ludger said. âLet him embarrass himself. Let him dig his own grave.â
Harold clinked his mug against Kharnekâs. âThatâs the spirit.â
Kaela snickered. âIâll dig a real grave if needed.â
Ludger smirked faintly. Heâd wait. Patiently. Quietly. Eventually, Renvar would cause some problem big enough to justify kicking him out. And when that moment came, Ludger would have all the excuse he needed to throw the idiot straight out the front door, preferably through the air.
When Ludger finally stepped out of the guild that evening, his head throbbed with the steady, punishing ache of a man who had spent far too long dealing with children, nobles, logistics, and one very loud idiot.
He had spent the afternoon teaching the newer kids, correcting letters, adjusting mana control, and stopping at least three magical accidents involving water spells and someoneâs shoes. By the time he wrapped up the final lesson and walked back toward the main hall, he expected, hoped, for quiet. Instead, the guild was louder than a tavern on festival night.
Right in the center of a wide circle of Lionsguard members stood Renvar, grinning like the sun itself had decided to take human form and annoy Ludger personally. Renvar had somehow managed to corral half the guild into a spontaneous âcelebration.â Not a real celebration, there was no victory, no contract completion, nothing to justify a party. The only thing being celebrated was Renvarâs sheer inability to accept
no
as an answer.
He moved from person to person with the same relentless charm that most con artists would kill for. A pat on the back here. A joke there. A story exaggerated so much it bent reality. He was a storm of noise and enthusiasm, pulling even the quieter members into his orbit.
Ludger paused at the entrance, watching in disbelief as Renvar worked his way toward Kaelaâs table again. He leaned over and whispered something to Harold, something apparently just stupid enough to make Harold choke on his drink before laughing. Then he slapped a mug in front of Kharnek with enough boldness to risk losing a hand.
Kharnek accepted the mug. Renvar survived. Then, in one horrifying moment, Ludger saw him turn toward Taron, Taron, the runic mage boy who
never
drank, and Renvar somehow convinced him to take a sip. A
sip
became half a mug. Half a mug became a red-faced Taron trying to translate runes into drunk rambling.
And the worst part? Everyone was relaxing. Opening up. Letting their guard down. All because some loud stranger with too much charisma and zero sense had walked in and decided the guild needed a party. Ludgerâs headache intensified.
He didnât like people like that. People who wormed their way into social circles with noise and smiles. People who made others relax too fast. People who acted like best friends after an hour.
It wasnât authentic. It wasnât earned. And it wasnât safe. Renvar was the type who breezed into a group and acted like he belonged before anyone even had time to question it. That kind of person caused chaos. That kind of person created messes other people had to clean up.
Ludger hated cleaning messes. He rubbed his temple and forced himself to ignore the chaos as he walked out of the guild. The noise followed him down the road, laughs, cheers, clinking mugs, Renvar shouting something about âshowing them his signature sword stance.â
By the time Ludger reached home, the headache had settled behind his eyes like a hammer waiting to drop. He stepped inside, the twins rushing to greet him as usual, but even their excited voices felt quieter compared to whatever Renvar had unleashed at the guild. Ludger exhaled deeply.
He didnât know what Renvarâs deal was yet. He didnât know how long the idiot would last. But one thing was certain: The guild did not need a walking disaster with a smile just yet. And when Renvar eventually slipped up⊠Ludger would be ready.
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