Chapter 1028: Chapter 1027 â Tragedy Strikes Again
Chapter 1027 â Tragedy Strikes Again
Lin Yi was talking with Kang Xiaobo as they moved around the field. He remembered that they planted trees here before, and so he wanted to check it out with Xiaobo when he saw Yushu setting traps!
But Lin Yi didnât make his presence known- instead, he was thinking about how he should get Yufeng to fall for it as he watched Yushu set the traps! After all, with Yufengâs ability, heâd be able to jump away once he saw the shoes and skates.
The next instant, he saw Yushu hide and made the meow signal, and not long after, the three were zapped- falling from the metal net.
Upon closer look, he saw that it was Xiaoxiao at the other window, covering her smiling mouth and holding a baton in her other hand!
Lin Yi shuddered- these two girls were witches! This Yufeng had to have done a lot of bad things in his previous life to meet up with these two!
But, Lin Yi soon felt that Yufeng was using his qi to protect himself- and so Lin Yi made his move! He knew that Yufeng wanted to hide his strength from him, and so he didnât mind letting him have some fun and enjoy the fall!
As expected, the instant Lin Yi spoke, the qi dispersed!
Yufeng only did that subconsciously, but once he had removed his qi he rememebred the spiky things below him! This wasnât funny, it would be serious if he slammed his ass on there!
Even if Lin Yi saw him use his qi, he couldnât just let himself fall on those nail shoes! It was a death sentence!
But it was too late! He couldnât us his qi in time, and so his ass landed right into the nail shoes, and he cried out in pain, âOuhhhhhhh!!!â
The two followers who fell with him werenât in a very good position, either- Panghu was fatter, so when he sat down onto the ice skates the blade sliced past his two butt cheeks, cutting his balls! He rolled his eyes and twitched, fainting instantly!
Congming didnât get his balls cut, but his butt got sliced into four pieces! It was hell!
Yufeng, on the other hand, felt that his anus was turned inside outâŠ
âOh!â Yushu clapped happily, not expecting Lin Yi to have come. She smiled and ran over, âShield Bro, you came! Look, theyâre performing masochism!â
Yufeng almost faited from the words! Performing masochism? Who the hell in their right mind would do this sort of thing?
But he knew that what he was doing wasnât acceptable, and his name would be ruined if people knew he was peeping, let alone chase after girls! With that, he gritted his teeth and got off from the ground, enduring the pain!
He was a practitioner, after all, and had strong tolerance! He kicked the half-dead Panghu before yelling at Congming, âGet up and go to the hospital if you donât want to die!â
Panghuâs balls were cut, but he did still wake up from the kick! And so, he got up and ran to the hospital with Yufeng and Congming!
Xiaoxiao, upon seeing Lin Yi, dropped her baton and rushed out to him!
The teacher and students werenât aware of what had happened- after all, it was a hot day and they were all training. They were much louder than whatever took place outside.
âLin Yi, why are you here?â Xiaoxiao didnât want to fall behind once she saw Yushu talking to him.
âYou twoâŠâ Lin Yi smiled bitterly, âIsnât that too cruel?â
âOh, Shield Bro, who do you think was crueler, then!â Yushu asked in anticipation, and Xiaoxiao did the same. They were at a tie, after all, so Lin Yiâs rating would be vital.
Of course, even if they werenât at a tie, Lin Yiâs opinion would still be the most important- since they wanted his approval!
âFrom what I can see, you two need to be together to reach your full potential!â Lin Yi said.
âOh, is that soâŠâ Yushu frowned as she listened to Lin Yi. After some thought, she forced herself to turn to Xiaoxiao, âSince Shield Bro likes our combo, Iâll give you a chance and team up with you occassionally!â
âHmph, give me a chance?â Xiaoxiao curled her lips, âIâm the one whoâs giving you a chance for Lin Yiâs sake! But if you mess with me then Iâll blast you away!â
âFine, I wonât mess with you, but only if you do the same!â Yushu said, thinking, âAlright, the one who starts trouble needs to give up on her own accord!â
âYouâre just a small wife, why would I cause you trouble if you donât do anything to me? Iâm a small wife too, so you wouldnât be able to affect me!â Xiaoxiao said.
âYouâre right!â Yushu nodded, âFighting over it like this doesnât change anything- weâre just the small wives! I guess Iâll let Yao Yao handle the fight for main wife position.â
Lin Yi smiled. He knew that Yushu was taking the initiative to call a truce- after all, if she didnât compromise first, Xiaoxiao wouldnât do so easily, either. The result now was ideal- the two werenât enemies anymore, and while they couldnât become good friends without time, they were getting there.
The two were a match made in heaven, after all.
âAlright, weâre still supposed to be in class- bring those nail shoes and stuff back before someone notices,â Lin Yi said as he pointed at the shoes with blood on them.
âOh, okay,â Yushu picked up the stuff, and Xiaoxiao helped out- the two quietly sneaked them back inâŠ
Xiaobo, on the other hand, stood there quietly the whole time, only sighing after Xiaoxiao and Yushu left, âThis Xie Yufeng sure has shitty luck, his ass got split! Good thing youâre able to hold these two demons at bay, otherwise life would be so tough!â
Lin Yi smiled. It was true- Yushu and Xiaoxiao were demons to outsiders. Although, when it came to him, they were as gentle as could be.
âWhatâs this?â Lin Yi saw a silver white item on the ground- it seemed to have belonged to Yufeng, who left it when running.
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