Chapter 1078: Big Shock
âShower? Why are you showering? Are you dirty?â Lin Yi didnât know what this girl was talking about. Didnât they just get here?
âIâm⊠Iâm not dirtyâŠâ Lingshan wasnât dirty, but yes it had been a few days since she last showered- she had even slept in the office yesterday, and her slight germophobia was acting up.
This was her first time- it should feel more official, shouldnât it? If it was unavoidable then fine, it didnât matter, but this wasnât the case!
âIf youâre not dirty then whatâs with the shower?â Lin Yi said flatly, âWouldnât that makeup be wasted if you wash it off?â
âI⊠But you donât even want to set the atmosphere with meâŠâ Lingshan felt so wronged!
Her makeup was in preparation for her romantic dinner with Lin Yi, so of course she cared about her appearance! The prettier she was, the more Lin Yi wanted her, and the two would get more intimate, and kiss. Eventually, Lin Yi would say, no, she needed to shower firstâŠ. And then the two could shower and then finish on the bedâŠ
Her plan was quite perfect, but it missed one thing- Lin Yi was thinking a completely different thing to begin with!
âSet the atmosphere? Do you need that for a practitionerâs strength level up?â Lin Yi blinked. This was the first time he heard something like this!
Looking at that shy look on Lingshanâs face, Lin Yi remembered something! Lingshan had probably misunderstood something very important!
Lingshan calling Lin Yi and asking him to help her level up actually hinted about this, but Lin Yi simply didnât care and didnât pick up on it, putting it at the back of his head. Only now, after seeing her behaviour, did Lin Yi realize her true intentions!
Lingshan wanted to use the same method she used in the underground prison to level up? Wasnât that a bit too ridiculous?
He didnât know what the spiritual practitioner arts passed down to Lingshan was like, but he knew that it was a bit special- Yet, he really didnât believe that Lingshan could just think of some guy and touch herself to level up! The last time was probably because she was hitting the breakthrough wall, and only during that circumstance did she break through with such an absurd reason!
But no way he would believe that it was that one condition alone that made her level up! Other people spent their entire lives trying to get even that bit of improvement- and Song Lingshan just touched herself a bit, and that was enough? That was a shitty joke, a very shitty joke!
âOf course⊠Itâs my first time, manâŠâ Lingshan was blushing, carefully looking at Lin Yi, worried that heâd get pissed and just leave!
She was feeling quite frustrated- in her research, she learned that Lin Yi should be a playboy type, always surrounded by girls⊠He had a girlfriend Tang Yun, but still had Chu Mengyao, and Chen Yushu as well, and they were all in a very abnormal relationship.;.
She wanted to dress up today to attract him, but the guy didnât seem to be attracted at all! This troubled her a lot- was she reallly not good enough?
âItâs okay, itâs not my first time anymore.â Lin Yi said flatly, wanting to mess with her now that he knew of the misunderstanding.
Lin Yi actually liked the old tigress better. In actuality, bickering with her was pretty fun.
âAh⊠Itâs not your first time anymore? Then who was your first?â Lingshan paused- she thought that it was Lin Yiâs first time, but it didnât seem so! Was it his girlfriend?
âThe first time was myself.â Lin Yi said flatly.
The first time he helped someone level up was with himself, indeed!
âUhâŠâ Lingshan paused, remembering that she saw somewhere that most men gave their first time to their hands⊠Was this the case with Lin Yi as well?
Then that explained it. She breathed in relief, but was a bit hesitant, âSo todayâs your second time..?â
âThe second time was a dogâŠâ Lin Yi said.
âHuh? Dog??â Lingshanâs eyes went wide as she stared at him in shock, speechless! A dog? Lin Yi was too much! Did he really- with a dog? Was this a live action of Beauty and the Beast? Or.. the Handsome and the BitchâŠ
âYeah, it was a dog. General Weiwu,â Lin Yi nodded.
âGeneral Wei⊠WuâŠâ Lingshan almost fainted! Wasnât that Yushu and Mengyaoâs dog, and wasnât that dog a male? Lin Yi did it with a male dog? Was that possible? Wasnât that supposed to be ridiculous?
She felt a feeling of disgust wash over- she seemed to feel herself not like Lin Yi as much anymore as her goosebumps came out⊠Wasnât this guy a little too scary?
âThen⊠Was there a third time?â LIngshan still pressed on- she was still a cop, after all, and because of her job, she did happen across some really nasty and even worse things⊠Lin Yiâs words may disgust her, but those were still far from those cases like baby-eating, for exampleâŠ
âThe third time⊠was Uncle Fu!â Lin Yi said with a flat face.
âFu⊠Fu⊠UnclâŠ.â Lingshanâs eyes rolled back- she almost fell to the ground! Uncle Fu, wasnât that Pengzhanâs driver, wasnât he forty or fifty or something? Were the two gay buddies? Did Lin Yi really do it with⊠So that was why he chose a male dog..? So that was why, indeed!
LIngshan couldnât hold it in anymore- it was too much, too disgusting! She couldnât take it anymore, she even treated him as her fantasy partner when she did that back in the prison, but she never expected for him to have done stuff like this!
This guy took on men and beast, and Lingshan was thinking that since Uncle Fu knew General Weiwu, could the three of them had done a 3P???
NO! That was too much, she really wanted to puke now- it was simply too much to take in!
But Lin Yi didnât care about Lingshanâs expressions- he only responded with a calm face, âBack then, in the police station, I called Jun BRo, too- I wanted to ask him to try, but he wasnât in Songshan so I gave up on that for now. Thatâs why I came for you.â
âJun Bro⊠Yang Huaijun Bro?â Lingshan paused.
âYeah,â He nodded.
âAhhhhhh!â Lingshan shrieked- she was going mad! She couldnât take it anymore! She pointed her finger at Lin Yi, âLin Yi, youâre really too disgusting, too disgusting! You did that with- with a dog, and an old man, and now you even want to drag Huaijun Bro into this? Iâll never agree to this! You, leave! I donât want to see you ever again!!â
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