Chapter 1143: Mimic Shu
Jianwen was a tough guy type. He cut out kidneys and killed people, and that meant that he didnât fear many things.
âBut⊠What if Lin Yiâs luring us to this place on purpose, trying to mess with us?â Taizao was still worried. âCould there be ghosts here?â
âGhosts my *ss. Stop saying sh*t!â Jianwen glared. âIs your bed peeing still not fixed yet? Do you still pee your bed, you coward?â
âI⊠I donât anymore⊠The problemâs fixedâŠâ Taizao blushed, shaking his head.
âThen follow them! Stop complaining!â Jianwen raged. âDonât lose them!â
âAlright!â Taizao nodded.
âWow, itâs so peaceful and quiet here. Itâs the best place for romance!â Xiaoxiao was quite pleased with the view. There was an endless sea and an endless beach. It was quiet and peaceful.
Mengyao and Tang Yun looked at each other, a bitter smile on their faces. Only Xiaoxiao would be able to say something like this⊠Although, there was Shu as well.
âYou guys choose a spot. Weâre camping here tonight.â Lin Yi stopped the car on the beach.
âThey all look the same. Weâll just randomly pick one?â Tang Yun looked outside the window. It was already dark, and it seemed like everywhere was the same.
âAlright, weâll do it here then.â Lin Yi nodded and readied the supplies.
The Miss and Shu had shopped for two big tents already. One was enough for the five of them, but the Miss didnât have that type of relationship with Lin Yi, and so they couldnât live in the same tent. Sheâd be too shy, anyway.
âTang Yun, you sleep with Shu and I at night? Let Lin Yi and Xiaoxiao stay in the same tent?â Mengyao pulled Tang Yun over, discussing with her quietly.
This had been her plan when she bought the tentâletting Lin Yi and Xiaoxiao live together.
âYeah, of course!â Tang Yun said without thinking. She was a bit disappointed that her firs outing wouldnât be with Lin Yi, but she still had a lot of time with him. Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, didnâtâ she might die anytime!
âOh, I wanna go live with Shield Bro, too!â Yushu interrupted.
âYou live under the same roof with Lin Yi every day, why are you butting in now? Go get the tent!â Mengyao glared, feeling ashamed for her.
âOhâŠâ Yushu turned around to deal with the tent.
The two tents had quite a bit of distance to each other, and Mengyao couldnât help but feel curious. âShu, whatâs with the distance?â
âOh, I was just worried that some weird noises would come out from Shield Broâs tent at night, interrupting our sleepâŠâ Yushu said.
âIdiot Shu, what did you say? Thatâs not what you told me earlier!â Xiaoxiaoâs face went red instantly as she glared. âYou told me that youâd be playing poker at night, and you said you didnât want to disturb usâŠâ
âYeah, we didnât want to disturb your xxx time!â Yushu nodded naturally.
Mengyao and Tang Yun looked at each other. These two really were an amazing pairâfighting each other all the time but teaming up when there was an enemy.
âBullshitâŠâ Xiaoxaio was extremely red.
âOh yeah? I know what youâre planning!â Yushu said.
âHow do you know? Are you a parasite in my intestines?â
âBecause weâre pretty similar- I can simulate you. Iâm Mimic Shu.â Yushu said.
âThen, I get it. You want to do it with Lin Yi too, thatâs why you came up with that!â Xiaoxiao said.
âYeah, yes! Thatâs exactly what I was thinking! I even want to do 3P!â Yushu said.
âFine then, thatâs what I was thinking!â Xiaoxiao said. âWhy donât you come to visit us at night, we can do a 3P together!â
Mengyao and Tang Yun decided to stop these two before they got even more ridiculous.
âShu!â
âXiaoxioa!â
The two scolded their own.
âCan you two not discuss these things?â Mengyao said, amused and frustrated.
âYeah, Lin Yiâs starting a fire thereâwe should help.â Tang Yun said.
One didnât need to light a fire in the summer, but Lin Yi wanted dinner to feel a bit more atmospheric.
Jianwen and Taizao had driven onto the beach as wellâthey looked for a spot near to Lin Yiâs camp, thinking of joining Mengyao, but weâre also worried that Mengyao didnât want them. They put some distance between them as a result.
âAn Bro, itâs too isolated out here! Itâs creeping me out!â Taizao said, not wanting to get out of the car.
âCan you please not be such an embarrassment? Whatâs scary about the beach? There are no sea monsters!â Jianwen got down, annoyed. âLin Yiâs starting a fire over there already, we need to do something and get all the camping equipment Ganglou bought! We need to make some good food to attract Mengyao!â
âOkayâŠâ Taizao unwillingly got off the car and sneezed right away from the sea breeze.
The two got out their stuff from the Audi Q7- it was filled with barbeque equipment and other picnic based stuff, along with some pre-made meat skewers of lamb, ribs, wings, and veggies.
âHa, not bad, Yang Ganglou! The beach is best for barbeque parties!â Jianwen said as he looked at the stuff inside. He really didnât know how to cook, after all, but barbeque wasnât hard at all- who didnât know how to heat up food?
âDo we barbeque them now, An Bro?â Taizao asked as he put the items onto the ground, shining the car lights on it.
The car lights made Taizao a lot more comfortable. After all, there were no lights here on the beach.
âYeah, letâs do it here then, start the fire. Iâm starving already. We spent the entire day spying on Chu Mengyaoâs house!â Jinwen said.
âAlright, let me check the manual, see how I should grease hisâŠâ
âLight a fire. Why do you need a manual for that?â Jianwen said impatiently.
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