â⊠first thing in the morning he takes a big swigâ
and gets a mouthful of horse piss!
â
Tianzhe Minyan, who had been restraining herself, couldnât help the honest laughter that broke free. Ge and Shou made not even a token effortâboth started
howling
. Ge was holding his stomach, while Shou was hitting the table with his fist. Yukongâs shoulders shook with mirth, hand planted onto her face as if to hide her laughter..
Minyan could just imagine Shen Yu, his eyes bugged out comically and a look of dawning horror upon his faceâan expression she had seen enough times.
And really, the sheer audacity! That a boy had dared to visit such indignities upon the Unconquered Bladeâ
and that Shen Yu had fallen for them
âwas truly adding flowers to a lovely view.
âHow did you even get enough horse piss to fill a drinking gourd?â Ge asked, a giant grin on his face.
âWith patience, quick feet, and a bucket,â was the cheeky reply, provoking a fresh round of laughter.
âNephew, your uncle pays his respects to your skill!â Shou managed to get out between his laughs, and Minyan shook her head with amusement. Shou had always been prickly and concerned with propriety⊠but that was apparently thrown behind his head when the target was Shen Yu.
âLook at this. I do everything for him, and he visits such a grievous injury upon his Grandfather!â Shen Yu had a look of mock offense on his face, but he too had a massive smile, his eyes twinkling as he just laughed along with the tale.
â
Haaa?!
You deserved it, you old goat! I bought those candied nuts with my own money, and
you
decided that they went well with your booze!â came the instant rebuttal, and both of them started childishly swatting at each other. Beside the boy, his wife and Shen Yuâs other discipleâin his human formâwere chuckling along. All of the others had retired to look after the babe and grant them some privacy.
It was an honest struggle for Minyan to compose herself enough to
stop
laughing at the tale. The boy was not just good but
great
at telling stories. His depictions of the antics heâd indulged in was enough to break even Minyanâs composure.
She finally managed to calm herself by taking a sip of the mead, a pleasant, golden yellow drink that tasted and felt like the first time she had ever consumed alcoholâwarm in all the right ways.
They were quite deep into their cups, all of the high level cultivators allowing the pleasant buzz to be felt. Minyan took one of the last rice noodle rolls, filled with beef, fresh herbs, and familiar spices. Shen Yu had most assuredly kept and instructed the boy on how to use the spices, but the fact that he had gotten this close to the familiar taste of the Isle was impressive.
She looked up at the boy and his bright smile, then sighed.
Minyan had arrived at this place
wanting
to dislike the boy.
When she had first met him and he had been introduced as Shen Yuâs grandson, she had nearly struck him down.
Grandson.
The blood of that
beast
, the wicked fruit of
that woman
. The woman who had ruined
everything
. Who had
stolen
Shen Yuâs heart, wrapped him around her fingers, only to produce a disgusting, vile creatureâa worthless thing that
killed
her.
Pathetic.
Even thinking about it made Minyanâs Qi grow sharp and jagged, like icicles violently bursting out of a body.
She hated few thingsâmost simply were not worthy of that level of her attention. She was indifferent to them.
Tianzhe Minyan
loathed
that bitch
and her
spawn
with every fiber of her being.
They had marred,
tarnished
the wonderful, beautiful blade she had gotten the privilege of seeing forged. A blade of such breathtaking majesty that it shone over the entire world.
One of her oldest and dearest friends, the one she had
known
would ascend and become immortalâ
reduced
.
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Her heart broke, and at the same time it burned with fury that he was doing that to himself. Hurting himself for
nothing
. It had been a monster. Cast it down and think no more on it.
Shen Yu had nearly broken from her. He had then run from the very thing that had brought him low, refusing to sire more children. A weakness. A flaw in his cultivation. One that saw him turn from the vital force that he was, the Unconquered Blade, into something nearly unworthy of himself.
He should be stronger than that. He
would
be stronger than that⊠perhaps with some more time, had been her thought.
But alas, what was done was done. And today, for the first time in over three hundred years⊠she could see true light in Shen Yuâs eyes again.
For that the boyâRou JinâwasâŠ
acceptable.
If Shen Yu had broken his oath to sire no more children, she still would have been wroth. For him to know of her desires and still do that? No. She did not think even Shen Yu would dare. But a boy taken off the streets and raised as an apprentice? Specifically because he reminded Shen Yu of himself?
That was only right. Had Minyan not promised to take in any recruit who managed to climb the eighteen Li tall Spiritual Herb Stalk that connected Soaring Heavenâs Isle to the land below, just as her own Master had done for her?
In that⊠Minyan could see no fault nor take offense for his adoption.
And even without his relation to Shen Yu⊠he didn't have a bad temperament. She turned her eyes to himâhe noticed her quick glance and his eyes flicked down to her cup, which was nearly empty. Wordlessly, he raised a bottle of his mead, and at her nod he filled her cup, both hands on the bottle to properly show his respect.
She could never imagine
that creature
lowering himself to serve anyone
anything
. She didnât even remember him pouring his fatherâs cup, the few times she had been able to stomach his presence.
By any standard, Jinâs demeanor was entirely tolerable. Perhaps a touch too familiar, and just a bit too boisterous⊠but considering his upbringing, that was entirely acceptable.
He had even avoided the trap most men fell intoâhis eyes had not wandered. Even when he had greeted the Disciples of Soaring Heavenâs Isleâs sect, he had been more concerned with getting them food than appreciating their beauty.
Seiyu had been quite taken with him, and she would probably be inconsolable with the fact that he was already married⊠if she did not take it as a challenge. And a challenge she would likely fail.
He was a good, upstanding, and virtuous young man. The Spirit Beasts around him, those creatures that were normally harbingers of destruction, all bowed their heads and called him Master with genuine reverence. Minyan had only known of one awakened Spirit Beast that was like these ones⊠and that had been her fellow Elder, Han Songâs, childhood dog. A
dragon
lived in Jinâs halls of his own free will. Not only that but as theâŠ
chef
.
His wife was no quiet flower either. Hong Meiling had genuine skills; Shen Yu was right, Minyan
did
want her for the Sect. The Anti-Demonic Qi Formation was a brilliantly simple piece of workâbut Minyan knew that even if she did make the offer, she would be refused. Hong Meilingâs child was new to this world, and asking a mother to leave so soon after birth was rank stupidity.
She had been impressed with Jinâs talent for growing herbs. Shouâs praise was no small thing, and even her fellow Elders, Lili and Dongmei, freely admitted the Hidden Forestâs mastery of Spiritual Herbs.
But he was also unguarded. He spoke and gave away knowledge too freely, and now Minyan knew how to grow the Silver Yin Lotus. He readily answered her questions when she idly asked about them, and even showed them the underlying meaning and methods of his techniques. Minyan knew nothing of beekeeping, but she was fairly certain that one had to destroy the hive to collect the honeyâthose sliding frames were a clever notion done well, and she would remember them.
It was a bit annoying that he was so tolerable. She would have to figure out some way to repay him, instead of taking them as her due. Tolerable andâŠ
softer
than Shen Yu had been at that age. Well, not softerâ
calmer
. Less angry at the world, less ready to fight it tooth and nail.
She could see the quiet strength in his eyes. It almost seemed beyond his years, and she had a feeling it had to do with whatever had caused Ge and the Cloudy Sword Sect to
apologise
to him. Something
fateful
had happened. Something that had driven Shen Yuâs boy here. A mystery.
For a moment, she contemplated disturbing the peace and asking what happened.
For a moment.
Instead, she looked into Shen Yuâs eyes. The blazing, unclouded eyes.
⊠the boy was good for him. Shen Yuâs path was finally correcting itself. Why ruin a good thing for the sake of mere curiosity, when she could tease the story from Shen Yuâs lips?
So instead, she simply sat back and listened. She listened to a childhood in Crimson Crucible City⊠and then a story about a young man, his cock, and his wife, on a freshly cleared plot of land.
From a roosterâs first thoughts and experiences, to a wedding, to a dramatic tournament finish. Up until a battle less than a month finished.
Ge and Shen Yu chimed in with their own stories.
Most of the stories were not particularly grand. Yet Tianzhe Minyan found herself enjoying them all the same.
This place⊠wasnât bad, she decided. Not bad at all.