Of course, they did not immediately sally forth to storm the Wuâs palace. That would be utterly foolish. No, the first thing, of course, was a plan of action; to gather all of their allies, distribute knowledge, deliberate upon the weak points of their foes, and then strike true to end the threat.
The Lord Magistrate sighed internally. He really didnât ever think that it would actually get this farâneither he nor his wife had.
Oh, they had both been concerned that her sister might meddle with their son, if ever she found out about his presence in the city. It had been something they had discussed, and they had come to the conclusion that she would, at most, merely make life
a bit
difficult.
They had warned their son of possible dangers; teachers disliking him, perhaps upperclassmen taking exception to him. Those were the games that woman liked to play. They were, in the end, petty things.
Games
that could be defused or deflectedâeven purposefully losing whatever test the woman set would generally be pleasing enough that she might be satisfied with that. She would cackle and gloat about her victory, and be pleased with it.
But it appeared that thirty years had indeed changed things. The childish brat had decided that little games were not enough⊠either that, or she had changed what she thought were
games
.
And seeing how long a man could last as a Special Inspector was not a game any man would enjoy playing. It was a new level of pettiness, and both he and his wife could see the twisted logic. âOh, I did him a favour, I got him a high position.â The woman would simper.
The past
nine
of fifteen Special Inspectors had been assassinated. The death of the last Special Inspector, years ago, had been so gruesome that the post had been left open the entire time. The Lord Magistrate still remembered the reports of that particular incident. Those who had found the corpse had been horrified to discover that the human body could even
contain
that much blood. Veteran guards of the worst wards, where murder was common and blood soaked every flagstone, had walked out of the scene pale and shaking. One had apparently resigned on the spot.
That was what the woman had signed their son up for. And when his boy had exceeded all expectations? When he had refused to lay down and die, but instead he thrived, ascending to be the Acting Lord Magistrate for Grass Sea City?
That woman had sent the Auditor-General Yanjing after them. To find something,
anything
to ruin them. To even make something up, if he had to.
He had been sent to destroy the Lord Magistrateâs home. To ruin all the work he had put in over these thirty years. To take him away from his adoring scribes and polite subjects.
Simply because
she felt like it
. She had probably not even thought past that.
Both
were utterly unforgivable acts; and thus, he was here to deliver retribution. Retribution that was going to be quite karmic indeed, if this was their welcoming party. The only question which remained was how far exactly they would go.
It was something to ponder, while they headed towards the city.
The great carriage trundled forward with a certain amount of gracelessness. Oh, it was certainly far superior to the thousand other carriages the Lord Magistrate had been in, but compared to the lovely smooth ride of Bei Be, it was certainly lacking.
The Lord Magistrate snorted at the thought. How spoiled was he to have such thoughts? Oh, the greatest carriage in the province does not roll smoothly enough.
Still, laughing was better than feeling nervous. He actually found his stomach pleasantly calm, and his thoughts clear and sharp. His lady wife was seated beside him, absently fanning herself while her eyes were locked on the quickly approaching city. Sheng Yanjing, the Auditor General, was attempting to look at ease, but the slight amount of sweat on his brow and his bouncing leg gave away some of his nerves. Finally, Xue Ji looked perfectly at peace, the fox woman sitting on her own seat, alongside two other servants who were from the trading company.
Xue Ji had given them a lazy once-over, before the two servants had been dismissed as threats.
The final person in the carriage was Guan Bo himself, who was just finalizing the last preparations.
âIs there anything else you need before we enter the city?â Guan Bo asked, turning toward them.
âI do have my own allies to whom I wish to deliver messages,â the Lord Magistrate said, pulling out several scrolls. They were likely significantly less prestigious than their current hosts⊠but it would at least be good to see some of his old friends again.
Bo nodded, stuck his head out the window, and whistled. He was immediately attended to by one of the guards, and the scrolls were handed to him.
âRide ahead and deliver theseâtake ten men with you.. No interruptions, no delays,â Bo commanded.
âYes, Young Master!â came the immediate response, and the guard hopped to, ten men peeling out of the formation smoothly on their horses and then accelerating into a canter.
That taken care of, the Lord Magistrate sought to pass the time. They were still an hour outside the city at this rate.
âHow was your trip south, Guan Bo?â the Lord Magistrate asked their younger companion.
The young man perked up at being addressed. âIt was all smooth, Lord Magistrateâclear skies the entire way, thank the heavens, we made great timeâŠâ
They made small talk for a while, and it was pleasant.
The Lord Magistrate felt some of his tension return as they reached the gates of the city⊠but soon that faded too, as the guards just waved them through. Having such a guard force was an obvious thing⊠but it did afford them certain privileges.
Finally, they found themselves deep within the city, within a walled pavilionâa place the Lord Magistrate of Verdant Hill knew quite well.
The Azure Jade Pavillion; the seat of the Azure Jade Trading Companyâs power. One of the greatest and most opulent palaces within Pale Moon Lake City.
The doors were opened, and Xue Ji stepped out first, under the guise of attending to them⊠but in actuality to check for any threats, before she gave a subtle all clear signal.
And just like that, they were in the city, with the Wu family currently none the wiser, much swifter and safer than his original plans
They were promptly brought inside the palatial building into a lavish meeting room, where they were awaited by Guan Chyou⊠as well as the Masters of the Trading Company: Guan Ping and Shan Daiyuâtwo people the Lord Magistrate had actually met before, at some function or another.
There was a brief moment where they sized each other up. His wife and Shan Daiyu eyed each other for a moment, then both opened fans with an identical pattern; serene clouds on a light blue background: cooperation and togetherness.
The Lord Magistrate offered a nod to Guan Ping, collapsing his hands together in the gesture of respect, as befitting a guest.
âThank you for inviting us into your home, Master Guan Ping,â he said, attending to the niceties of court.
Guan Ping stood, and offered him the same courtesy.
âIt is an honour to host yourself and your wife⊠and it is good to meet the ones who gave the slipper to our little ones. Why, they were both in such a panic after you negotiated that contract with them!â the jovial Guan Ping declared, referring to the minor incident where Chyou and Bo thought they would be taking over Verdant Hill⊠something they were swiftly shown was the result of faulty information.
âGrandfatherâŠâ Bo moaned, while Chyouâs face flushed.
âIt is the privilege of the elders to teach their juniors,â the Lord Magistrate replied, with a little smile. It had been quite a fun afternoon playing with the siblings.
âBest they learn from gentle rebukes,â Shan Daiyu said, with a little shake of her head.
âIndeed. Chyou is such a darling, and they rallied quite swiftly, when they realised what was going on,â Lady Wu continued, with her own little smile. âYou taught them well, and ourâŠ
mutual friend
greatly enjoys their service.â
Guan Ping and Daiyu both nodded.
âIt does this old man good to hear of our grandchildrenâs exploits⊠and Auditor General, I heard of your involvement from our grandchildren, but it's⊠interesting to see you here.â
âAll men should travel with the wind, lest it blow them over,â Yanjing said. âAnd I merely got out of the path of a hurricane.â
âQuite,â Lady Daiyu said, and Guan Ping gestured that they could all sit down. âOur grandchildren informed us of what the Wus have done, and we think it is indeed overstepping themselves. With the information Lady Wu here provided⊠there are a great many others who also believe the Wus are overstepping themselves.â
âHow many?â the Lord Magistrate asked.
â
One hundred and thirteen
organizations of note; this includes half of the other trading companies, the Plum Blossomâs Shadow, the Guild of Transmission Stone Operators, half the teachers at the academies, the Head ExaminerâŠâ Shan Daiyu listed off. âTonightâs dinner shall certainly be interesting.â
Indeed it would be. The Wus had truly made a great many enemies, who would like to take a bite from them.
âThen I suppose the only thing to discuss is how to strike the first blow.â Lady Wu said, her fan snapping closed. âHow distracted would you like the main family?â
The smile on his wifeâs face was truly something vicious.
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Wu Chanchou yawned loudly, her displeased sound carrying to the performers. One of them faltered, stumbling, but the fire thrower managed to recover without setting himself alight.
âŠhow boring.
She yawned again and sighed. Really, the entire city had been so boring recently. There was nothing but praise for her
dear nephew
coming out of Grass Sea City, and there had been no news at all from her pet auditor in the north.
No interesting, entertaining gossip either, from anywhere. The peasants were being tight-lipped with the news of cultivators. She wanted to hear all about the next feud! The stories, the drama, now that was good entertainment! Last she heard there was going to be a sect war, which would have kept her entertained for ages.
But alas, silence. Even after she told her husband to do something about it, but he was quite busy these days, so she could forgive him for now. She would be quite cross with him if he took too long, however.
Speaking of her husband, she turned her attention to the man. He was deep in conversation with her father. He had his nose all out of place aboutâŠsomething.
âThese movements do not make sense, Father-n-aw. Half the suppliers are dragging their heels, and after the Azure Jade Trading Company hosted that dinner yesterdayâone that appears to have hosted a great many who oppose usâthings feel tense. Theyâre moving fast.â
âThe hounds snap at the tigerâs heels, but they cannot truly harm it,â her father said in his cold voice, which always sent shivvers down her spine. âLet them plot and scheme, we will wait and counter. What can merchants do against the great and noble Wu Clan?â
Indeed? What could they do? The Wus were not mere merchants. Their wealth was not obtained in such a way.
No. The Wus
were
Pale Moon Lake City. Their Clan
owned
most of the land it was on, and more, they owned most of the land outside of it. Some of the oldest writings, according to Fatherâs grandfather, had said that they were once near kings in their own right, the hereditary rulers of the entire city.
They had thousands of guards. A fortress for a house. They even had several cultivators sworn to their line.
They did not need to scrounge and scrape, or count every coin like merchants. Their wealth was the wealth of the city itself; and they, the strongest Clan in the province.
Something that was nearly uncontested now, after the debacle in the Grass Sea. Of course, the lowborn filth had to rely on such underhanded methods to even compete.
Faking
indentured servitude contractsâhow stupid. It wasnât like there was a shortage of peasants who would willingly sell themselves into debt. They were practically numberless, and like fruit, they always grew back. Sending out people to capture them? That was just
sloppy
.
And that foolishness had limited her chances to play with her
dear nephew
. Which was annoying. She wanted to see him squirm a bit. The look of shock on his face when he had been elevated to Special Inspector had been very, very cute. Her sister may have debased their bloodline by marrying a peasant, but at least he had been a
handsome
peasant.
Father had forbidden it, however. They couldnât interfere with him right now; he had technically done them a service⊠and he was too far away. The Pale Moon faction wanted to break the Grass Seaâs power, and what better way to do it than to have some green boy run the city?
They had expected to find it burning down around the boyâs ears with how often he asked for a replacement.
That lasted until last week, when the productivity reports hit their desks.
Her nephew was only half a Wu, but he was, in the end, a Wu. Excellence was in their blood, Father always said. The boy had somehow managed to completely stabilize the city. Not just stabilize it, but if he wasnât completely misrepresenting his numbers the city was
more
productive now.
Somehow.
Father had even been talking about extending patronage. Bring the boy into the fold, like a proper Wu.
Her sisterâs spawn being in her house would be annoying. Yet she also knew it would irritate her sister.
Perhaps after the auditor finished messing with them, they would have to come here and beg for money? Seeing her shaky, pathetic sister groveling would sure be something.
Chanchou approved.
The boring fire throwing show finished, and dinner started winding down when a servant approached.
âMy Lady, one of those new messengers has delivered a letter for you,â the servant said, his head bowed deferentially. âThe sender paid priority, and it's stamped with an official seal.â
Oh, one of the postmen, the ones with the fetching uniforms. She had had one of them made for her eunuch. He was quite fetching, tromping up and down delivering her commands to the staff, but he was getting a bit arrogant. She would have to have him whipped if he kept it up.
âAccept it,â she commanded.
The servant bowed, and went to accept the letter. Soon, he was back, a look of mild confusion on his face. âThe sender said it should be read aloud, to all your guests.â
Chanchou chuckled, and waved her hand in assent.
âWell?â she demanded.
The man unfurled the scroll, and then paused when he read the first line. Sweat beaded on his forehead. He swallowed.
Chanchou frowned, her own patience growing thin.
âWhat does it say, boy?â she demanded. The servantâs eyes snapped up.
âMy-my Lady⊠I do not believe I shouldâŠâ he trailed off.
Chanchou raised a single eyebrow at the boor.
âOh? Why?â
â....it is insulting to you, my lady,â the man said in a strangled whisper, his eyes starting to dart around the room.
That caught the attention of her father and husband.
âSomeone dares levy an insult to Lady Wu, and the Master of the Treasury?â her husband demanded. âSpit it out, boy, let us hear the words of this wretch!â
The man swallowed again.
âT-to the f-fat, ugly, and boorish
C-chanchu
ââ the man cut off at that, swallowing and snapping his eyes up to her, apology written all over his features. Chanchou felt a vein bulge in her temple at the childish corruption of her name.
Chanchu
. Toad. Some worthless creature was calling her toad?!
âContinue,â her father said coldly.
âThe worthless bastard who embezzles his Emperorâs coins, and whose balls are held in his wifeâs purseââ her husband sucked in a breath, and his face turned purple with rage.
âAnd the lesser son of greater sires.â
It was the simplest insult, but it was also the one Chanchou knew would have the most effect on her father. He wasâŠ
sensitive
, about his contributions to the Wu name sometimes.
Her fatherâs own forehead bulged with a vein. â
Continue,â
he ground out again.
âI, your daughter, hope this message finds you in poor spirits and ill health. I have come into the city in direct defiance of your edicts and banishment. I spit upon your name and upon your authority, for it is the only place to spit in this city. I shall waste no more pleasantries upon you, but to tell you this. You have done me wrong, and magnanimous soul I am, I will now give you the opportunity to apologise to me. I will be waiting on the morrow in the Azure Jade Pavilion. There you may kowtow to me.
Wu Zei Qi sends her regards.â
The feasting hall, still full of servants and the fire throwing troupe, was silent.
âŠit appeared that her cripple of a sister had gone completely mad.
â...We will be bringing my wayward daughter to heel,â Father commanded, his voice tight.
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And thus step one was completed; with the Wu family thoroughly distracted.
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