"Didnât you say you didnât watch? If you didnât watch, how do you know what they were wearing?" James Blackâs voice came out coolly, "Jane Sampson, did you specifically go to buy stuff for me, or did you use it as an excuse to make a detour and take a few more looks?"
Jane Sampson looked dumbfounded.
Seriously, is there such a witty comeback?
How is this different from what I imagined?
Receiving a gift, shouldnât he just snort and then let it slide?
???
Jane Sampson stood there holding the bag, suddenly clueless about how to smooth things over.
A few seconds later, she shook her head repeatedly, "I swear, I definitely made a special trip to buy stuff! I didnât watch! I definitely didnât watch! If I did watch, then may I get a stye immediately!"
"Alright, then temporarily put this matter aside, Jane Sampson. In the future, remember this when you see these performances, make sure to steer clear!" James Black, still clenching his teeth, recalled the video footage on the mobile phone that made him furious to this point.
He had never let her watch like that.
"Got it, got it!" Jane Sampson put down the stuff she was holding next to her, but before she could withdraw her hand, James Black suddenly asked a question.
"Why are you putting it down?"
"Huh?" Jane lifted her head and looked at the person holding her, confused.
"Wasnât it supposed to be for me? Since itâs specifically bought for me, why are you putting it there?" James Black reached out, picked up the bag that Jane Sampson had put next to her, glanced inside, and handed it back to her, "Hold it, take it in later, and wash it for me when you get a chance."
"Okay." Jane Sampson nodded and casually asked, "Are you going to wear it?"
"Who else would you buy it for, if not for me?" James Black raised his voice, "Hmm?"
"Ha!" Jane Sampson hugged the stuff close, "If Iâm not buying it for you, then who else? Something like underpants, of course, itâs for you!"
"Since itâs bought for me and I donât wear it, youâd surely get upset and post something in Moments cursing me, right?" James Black tutted, "Youâre really hard to please."
"Ha?" Jane Sampson swore she never had such an idea.
"Letâs temporarily put this aside, and now letâs talk about another more important thing." James Black said as he tapped Jane Sampsonâs forehead lightly, asking, "What did you promise me? Behave well, donât eat randomly, and yet, as soon as I return to the guard team, you go ahead drinking milk tea and eating ice cream?"
"Iâm wronged!" This time Jane Sampson felt confident and retorted directly, "I didnât eat!"
"The evidence is hanging on the Twitter hot search right now." James Black asked, "Having a loud voice doesnât mean you can lie confidently."
"Youâre talking about a live stream, right? You saw during the live stream I was holding vanilla ice cream milk tea, right? That wasnât mine, the live streaming host girl shoved it into my hands. I didnât buy it, it really wasnât me! If it was me, then I wonât allow myself to eat potato chips for a lifetime!" Jane Sampson pouted and made a sound, "Wrongs me, Iâll be upset, and itâll take a pack of Alps to cheer me up!"
After speaking, she turned her head proudly, waiting for James Black to speak.
But unexpectedly, she was met with another gentle pat from James Black on the back of her head.
"Looks like you donât get it." James Black took out his mobile phone, directly opened the album, showed Jane Sampson the photo he had saved just now, and handed it to her, "You didnât buy it, but you ate it. Look at it yourself."