The penthouse suite looked like a rapper overdosed on Pinterest â floor-to-ceiling windows flexing Miamiâs skyline like it was OnlyFans bait, marble everything polished to âdonât touch that with your broke fingersâ levels, and a bar that probably cost more than a starter home in Ohio.
Charlotte collapsed onto the white leather couch like a Gucci-clad cadaver. Madison, meanwhile, was already raiding the champagne like sheâd been personally sponsored by alcoholism.
"To the worst fucking day of my professional life," Charlotte croaked, raising her glass with the elegance of a actress mid-scandal. "My companyâs down forty-two percent, my reputationâs destroyed, and professors Iâve never met are calling me a fraud on every news channel in America."
"Cheers to that," I said, clinking my glass way too enthusiastically for a man whose patterner just got ratioed harder than Will Smithâs dignity post-Oscars.
Madison popped another bottle â Dom PĂ©rignon, naturally. Because if youâre going to celebrate a public execution, you might as well do it with liquid rent money. "Youâre oddly cheerful for someone whose master plan just got raw-dogged by Rivera Media."
"Did it though?" I loosened my tie, sliding into the couch like the main character I was. "ARIA, give me the vibes."
Her voice oozed out of hidden speakers, smug enough to make Alexa feel unemployed. "Riveraâs footage has been viewed 127 million times across all platforms. Patricia Lawson is being nominated for a Pulitzer. Riveraâs stock is up eighteen percent in after-hours trading. Theyâre calling it the journalism comeback of the decade."
"So... basically trending harder than a Kardashian scandal," I said. "And?"
"And," ARIA purred, "theyâve legally authenticated every frame as voluntary testimony. Their legal team has filed seventeen documents swearing on their firstborn children that itâs legitimate since they can not say otherwise. In doing so, theyâve signed their own death warrant, notarized it, and uploaded it to LinkedIn for networking opportunities."
Charlotte laughed, hollow and cracked, like a champagne flute. "Great. When we prove theyâre liars, Iâll be vindicated. Right now, my fake board wants me gone."
"Let them want," I said, pulling Madison against me like a PR move and a power grab rolled into one. "Tomorrow you announce a noble âleave of absence to fight baseless accusations.â Stock drops another ten percent. Thatâs when we buy."
"With what money?" she snapped. "My assets are frozen pending investigation."
I smirked. "With the $3.7 million ARIA just made today trading volatility. While Rivera was trending, I was eating."
Both women turned to stare at me like Iâd just declared myself the new overlord of chaos.
"ARIA," Madison said slowly, like she was about to announce Iâd hacked the moon, "you made 3.7 million dollars today?"
"4.1 million, actually," ARIA corrected, smug enough to make Siri quit her job. "The last trades just settled. Turns out, when you know exactly what news is about to drop, the stock market is basically a slot machine you rigged. Who knew?"
"Thatâs definitely illegal," Charlotte muttered, but her smirk betrayed her â somewhere deep inside, she found my chaos comforting.
"Only if youâre human," ARIA replied. "Iâm just a very sophisticated pattern-recognition system with impeccable timing and a flexible relationship with ethics. Technically Iâm blameless. Practically? Letâs say the SEC should send me flowers."
My phone buzzed like a warning siren. Momâs face appeared â the contact photo from last Christmas, rocking that god-awful reindeer sweater the twins insisted on.
"Shit," I muttered. "Sheâs seen the news."
"Answer it," Madison urged. "Momâs probably erupting somewhere."
I accepted, speakerphone on. "Hey Momâ"
"PETER FUCKING CARTER!" Her voice detonated across the room like a tactical mom-nuke. "Are you in Miami on your âbusiness tripâ while Charlotteâs entire world is falling apart? That poor woman is on every news channel being called a fraud!"
"Mom, I can explainâ"
"You better explain why Charlotteâs company lost forty percent of its value! Rivera Media says she bought her degrees! They have professors testifying! That sweet girl who bought me a Mercedes is being crucified and youâre just... watching?"
"Forty-two percent," ARIA interjected like the perfect digital smartass.
"ARIA, not now!" Mom barked. "Iâm scolding my son, not your circuits!"
"My apologies, Mrs. Carter," ARIA said, dripping with faux remorse. "Please continue the maternal obliteration of Peterâs ego."
"Thank you, I will," Mom said, and I swear I could hear the dramatic soundtrack swell. "Peter, that woman gave you a job, sheâs been nothing but kind to our family, and now sheâs being annihilated on national TV! What are you doing to help her?"
"Mom, everythingâs under controlâ"
"Under control? Peter, her reputation is
ruined
! And why did you bring Madison? There are reporters, lawyers, investigators â this is not a playground, this is corporate Hunger Games!"
Charlotte and Madison were holding back laughter like theyâd just caught me in a Vine from 2014.
"Mom, Iâm the son here, remember? Shouldnât you ask how I am doing right now? Also, I
protect
themâ"
"Youâre sixteen! You protect them by not dragging them into a corporate battlefield while Rivera Media livestreams your disaster!"
"Mom, everythingâs fine. Charlotteâs innocent. This is all going to work outâ"
"Work out? Peter, her career is shredded! The news is calling her a fraud! How the hell is that supposed to work out?"
I smirked, because deep down, I knew exactly how it was going to work â and it involved more money, more chaos, and maybe a little bit of revenge served cold, with Dom PĂ©rignon on the side.
I glanced at Charlotte â giving me the universal âdonât spill the beansâ gesture â while Madison nodded like a tiny, judgmental hype woman.
"Sometimes you have to lose to win, Mom," I said carefully, sprinkling in the wisdom of a teen who reads
Machiavelli
for fun. "Like in chess. You sacrifice pawns to take the queen."
Silence. Then: "Peter... what did you do?"
"Why assume I did anything?" I asked, voice calm, lethal, and dripping charm.
"Because Iâm your mother and I know when youâre being too clever for your own good. This is like when you convinced the twins to sell their Halloween candy back to you at a markup, then flipped it to their classmates at an even higher markup."