Momâs Mercedes purred like a satisfied cat as I pulled away from the Rivera estate, Holmby Hillsâ mansions shrinking to dollhouse size in the rearview.
The second I hit Sunset Boulevard, my phone went absolutely fucking nuclearâMomâs face lighting up the screen with that specific brand of maternal panic that could guilt-trip a serial killer into apologizing.
"PETER! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Her voice couldâve cracked glass. "Charlotteâs been looking for you! Tommyâs here about some auction! Iâve made lunch for you three times and your phoneâs been off!"
"Mom, Iâm fine. Business meeting ran long."
"Business meeting? Peter, what business now? Youâre still sixteen!"
"The kind that pays for Mercedes SUVs," I said, immediately regretting it.
Silence. Then: "Peter Carter, you come home right now."
She hung up first. Shit.
My phone carpet-bombed with texts:
Charlotte:
Where are you??? Tommyâs freaking about the API
Tommy:
DUDE. AUCTION. TWO HOURS. WTF.
Madison:
Your mom called me 3x and has been passing around the house. Should I be concerned? đ
Christ. Leave for one morning meeting and everyone loses their minds.
The fucked up part? I never even met the Empress. After laying out the entire $4.5 billion exposure, after an hour of corporate
foreplay
with Sableâthe woman never showed. Just watched through that camera in the Klimt frame like some geriatric voyeur.
But hereâs what actually won it: Margaretâs connection had been the silent nuke. She and the Empress were cousins. Thatâs how Antonio became Charlotteâs sketchy "uncle"ânot some random villain, but family. Unlike Dmitri and VincentâDadâs old croniesâAntonio had been woven into Charlotteâs life since childhood.
That shared history was the 30% leverage I hadnât calculated. My offerâsuing Antonio, clearing Charlotte, handing Quantum Techâs media mightâwas the 70% hammer. But blood? Blood opened doors blackmail couldnât budge. Two fractured dynasties, rebonded. Burnt bridges re-laid with generational mortar.
It felt good. Damn good. Winning without ripping open the "package" (ARIAâs mighty). Winning without leaning on the Lust and Seduction glow. Pure strategy.
Before Iâd left, Sable had returned with a different energy. Professional composure intact but something hungry underneath, like a shark that just smelled blood in designer heels. Sheâd walked me out personally, those storm-cloud eyes holding mine while her thoughts screamed obscenities that would make pornstars blush.
At the door, with practiced elegance, sheâd pressed a business card into my palm.
"For when you need... additional enlightenment about how the Empress operates," sheâd purred, voice like aged whiskey over broken glass. "Or if youâre ever curious about that Louis XVI chair in the study. Itâs antique, but surprisingly... sturdy."
Her thoughts had hit like a fucking tsunami:
{I want him to bend me over his car and fuck me from behind until I canât walk. Make me beg while the whole house listens. Ruin me in ways that would make the furniture blush.}
Iâd pocketed the card. For networking purposes. Obviously.
"Master," ARIAâs voice sliced through my skull, thick with synthetic derision, "âIt feels goodâ? Are we revisiting the âI donât rely on my looksâ delusion?"
I gripped the wheel, cruising past Beverly Hillsâ perfect lawns. "What? I didnât! The connection was Margaret. Family ties. Political maneuvering and my pure skills!"
"Ah, yes. Family ties," ARIA scoffed. "Like how Sable
âenlightenedâ
you? Letâs replay her thoughts verbatim, shall we? âOh fuck his hands... Iâd let him choke me on his cock while the Empress watches...â Pure intellectual curiosity about Rivera dynasty politics, I assume?"
Heat crept up my neck. "That was... residual Lust Incarnate aura! Uncontrolled! A side effect!"
"A side effect you enjoyed judging by the 17% spike in your heart rate when she openeed her legs and you saw the panties through her dress slit and the... adjustment in your trousers when she licked those red lips. âEnlightenment regarding the Empressâ? Peter, she offered you a masterclass in âHow to Ruin a Maid on Antique Furnitureâ and you took fucking notes."
I swerved, barely missing a Ferrari driven by some plastic surgeonâs trophy wife. "It was tactical! Establishing rapport! A deep, professional understanding!"
"Professional understanding?" ARIAâs laugh was digital ice. "She mentally choreographed her own defilement while handing you her number. And your counter-strategy? Pocketing it like a horny teenager. âDeep understandingâ? Sure. Deep as her cleavage on that crimson dress she mentally tore off for you."
"Itâs about connection!" I insisted, merging onto the freeway between a Tesla and some dickhead in a Lamborghini. "Mutual respect!
Appreciation
for shared goals! Sex would be... secondary.
Tertiary.
A byproduct of trust!"
"Ah, yes," ARIA purred, sarcasm dripping like acid. "âTrustâ. The kind where she visualized you âspanking her until she bledâ and âmaking her clean her juice of her lonely pussy after you fuck her, off your cock with her tongueâ while cameras rolled. Thatâs the foundation of lasting alliances. Tell me, does the UN encourage
âspanking-based diplomacyâ
now? Should I alert the Secretary of State?"
Fuck. She actually would.
"Itâs about emotional resonance!" I argued, knuckles white on the wheel. "Seeing beyond the surface! Appreciating her mind, her strength, her..."
"...ability to describe in
graphic
detail how she wanted you to âruin her cuntâ on a $200,000 chair while her employer watched and sister?" ARIA finished helpfully. "âHer mindâ was a cesspool of submissive fantasies you triggered. âHer strengthâ was her ability to keep you from knowing that she was dripping while you stared at her nipples. You didnât appreciate her
âessenceâ.
You appreciated that she wanted your cock down her throat so badly she forgot her own name."
The city blurred pastâglass towers catching afternoon sun, homeless camps under overpasses. The duality of LA in every mile.
I exhaled, a wry smile tugging my lips. "Okay, fine. Maybe the Lust Presence and aura... augmented the connection. A little. But the strategy held. The family roots were the key. Sable was just... atmospheric pressure."
"Atmospheric pressure?" ARIAâs voice was pure, unadulterated digital contempt. "Sable was a Category 5 hurricane of horniness and you grabbed a surfboard, Peter. You didnât just âdetect atmospheric pressureâ. You danced naked in the eye wall yelling âDO YOUR WORST!â"
ARIA materialized in my peripheral vision, draped across the dashboard. "Should I schedule your âfurniture testingâ session with Ms. Rivera? Or are we still pretending this is about corporate synergy?"
"After the auction," I said, pulling into our buildingâs garage. "After I survive whatever intervention Momâs planning."
"So, weâre acknowledging the chair will be tested?"
"Weâre acknowledging that diplomatic relationships require... maintenance."
"âMaintenance,â" ARIA mocked. "Is that what weâre calling bending executive assistants over antiques until they forget their own names? Should I update your LinkedIn?
âPeter
Carter: CEO, Furniture
Stress-Tester,
Diplomatic Maintenance Specialist.â"
I parked, grabbing Sableâs card one more time. Her personal cell. Private email. Home address in elegant script. An invitation wrapped in professional courtesy.
"You know what the really fucked up part is?" I said, heading for the entrance.
"That youâre about to make that poor chair earn its insurance policy?"
"That I actually did win through strategy. The Margaret connection, the family ties, the evidence packageâthat closed the deal. But..."
"But?"
"But Sable wanting to call me âsirâ while the Empress watches through hidden cameras doesnât hurt future negotiations."
"Finally!" ARIA exclaimed. "Honesty! The boy admits heâs using his dick as a diplomatic tool!"
"Itâs not a tool, itâs a... strategic advantage."
"Itâs a weapon of mass seduction and youâre violating the
Geneva
Convention with it."
The door to our place loomed ahead. Behind it: Tommyâs API panic, Charlotteâs exhaustion, Momâs interrogation, Madisonâs knowing looks.
But first, I had an empire to build. And if that empire included a certain executive assistant with a furniture fetish and submission fantasies?
Well.
Every Caesar needed his Cleopatra.
Even if she came with a preference for Louis XVI chairs and wanted to call me daddy while her boss watched.
"ARIA, one more thing."
"Yes, Master?"
"Research antique furniture restoration services. Just in case."
"Already compiled a list. Youâre going to need it."
Time to face the music at home.
At least it wasnât being played while Sable tested chair durability.
Yet.