"You know why?" He didnât wait for answer. "Because for me, thereâs Mia. And if she found out I was in this clubâlike, specifically this club where girls stripâshe would skin me alive, use my hide as a rug, and dance on it while drinking wine.
So my survival instinct is stronger than my horny brain."
"Thatâs
healthy."
"And for youâ" He pointed at me with whiskey-impaired accuracy. "âyouâve got Madison. Plus probably twelve other girls based on what little Iâve seen. Youâre living in a harem anime. Why would you care about strippers when youâve gotâ" He made vague gestures that were supposed to mean something. "âwhatever the fuck youâve got going on."
He wasnât wrong. After Catherine Reynolds, after Dominique, after the wellness center women, after Madison, after everyone elseâthese college girls were pretty, sure.
Objectively
attractive.
But it felt like admiring a Honda when you owned a Bugatti.
Sure, itâs nice, but why would you?
"So here we are," Tommy continued, drunk philosophy flowing freely. "At the place we dreamed about for years. Finally inside. Finally able to see everything we wanted to see. And we donât even care about the main attraction because life got more interesting than our fantasies."
"Thatâs actually kind of deep."
"I
know
, right?" He looked genuinely pleased with himself. "I should be drunk more often. Iâm profound as fuck when Iâm drunk."
"Youâre also loud as fuck."
"Same thing!" He drained what was left in his glassâimpressive since heâd already had most of itâand slammed it on the bar with drunk-person confidence. "Reyna! Beautiful goddess of alcohol! More whiskey!"
Reyna appeared like sheâd been waiting for the callâprobably had, good bartenders tracked their customersâand her smile suggested she found Tommyâs drunk
enthusiasm
entertaining rather than annoying.
"Another round?"
"The
finest
round!" Tommy declared. "Weâre celebrating! Weâre fulfilling childhood dreams! Weâreâ" He seemed to lose his train of thought. "âweâre something! Peter, what are we doing?"
"Sitting in a club?"
"
Exactly!
Weâre sitting in a club we used to dream about! We made it! Do you understand how significant this is?"
Reyna laughed while pouring more whiskey. "I love drunk philosophy. You boys are adorable."
"Weâre
profound
," Tommy corrected.
"That too." She set down his fresh whiskey, then looked at me. "More wine?"
"Sure."
She poured, and this time I noticed her techniqueâthe way she held the bottle, the precise amount, the little flourish at the end. Professional pride in craft, even craft as simple as pouring drinks.
"You two are different from the usual crowd," she said while pouring. "Most guys in here are either trying way too hard or not trying at all. Youâre just... existing. Itâs refreshing."
"Weâre easy to please," I said.
"Thatâs a lie. You pulled up in a Rolls-Royce. Youâre not easy to pleaseâyouâre just not impressed by the usual bullshit." She set down my wine. "I respect that."
"How long have you worked here?" Tommy asked, in that drunk way where he was simultaneously trying to be smooth and failing completely.
"Two years. Started right after I graduated from Mercy Medicalânursing degree, actually. Turns out bartending pays better than most nursing jobs and the hours are more flexible." She said it matter-of-factly, no shame, just economic reality. "Plus the tips are insane if youâre good at reading people."
"And youâre good at reading people," I said.
"Very." She leaned against the bar across from us, taking a moment since other customers were occupied. "For example, youâ" She pointed at Tommy. "âare drunk and happy and celebrating something specific but also kind of sad underneath because youâre with someone whoâs not here. Girlfriend probably."
Tommyâs jaw dropped. "Holy shit, youâre magic."
"Iâm observant. You check your phone every three minutes and smile at it even though no new messages came through. Thatâs someone missing someone." She turned to me. "And youâyouâre interesting. You donât care about impressing anyone. You tip well but not flashy. You notice details most guys miss. And youâre absolutely not impressed by any of thisâ" She gestured at the club. "âwhich means either youâve seen better or youâre looking for something specific."
"Maybe both."
"Definitely both." Her smile was knowing. "Also, every girl in this club has looked at you at least five times in five minutes. Several are actively staring right now. And you havenât noticed or donât care. Thatâs either criminal confidence or youâre genuinely that secure."
"Canât it be both?"
She laughed again, that genuine sound. "I really do like you, Peter. Try not to cause too much chaos tonight, okay? Places like this, guys like youâ" She gestured vaguely at me. "âit usually ends with drama."
"No promises."
"Never are." She pushed off from the bar. "Enjoy your evening, boys. Flag me down if you need anything."
She moved away, and I watched her goâcouldnât help it, the view from behind was just as impressiveâbefore turning back to Tommy.
Who was grinning like an idiot. "Dude. Sheâs into you."
"Sheâs good at her job."
"No,
no
âsheâs
good
at her job, but sheâs also into you. Trust me. Iâm drunk, which means I see truth others miss."
"Thatâs not how that works."
"It is
exactly
how that works!" He took another drink. "Drunk me is wise beyond years. Drunk me understands the fundamental nature of reality."
"Drunk you is going to have a terrible hangover."
"Future Tommyâs problem. Present Tommy is enjoying this moment." He spun on his barstoolâalmost fell, caught himself, managed to look graceful despite drunk physics. "Look at this place, Peter.
Really
look."
Beyond the main floor, I could see the gaming section more clearly nowâpool tables, poker setups, slot machines that were definitely illegal but nobody gave a fuck because the right palms were greased.
The gambling rooms Tommy had mentioned in hushed tones, where money changed hands faster than cards dealt, where fortunes were won and lost on fucking coin flips.
The second floor was visible now tooâoverlooking the main floor, VIP section with bottle service, private booths where groups celebrated or conducted business that needed discretion. More expensive. More exclusive. More of everything Lincoln Club promised.
"We used to stand outside this place," Tommy said, voice going quiet despite alcohol. "Remember? Freshman year. Weâd walk past on purpose just to hear the music bleeding through walls. Just to watch people go inside and wonder what it was like."
"I remember."
"Weâd make up stories about what happened inside. Imagined it was like Vegas or Miami or whatever. Like walking through those doors meant youâd
made it
. That you were somebody instead of nobody."
"And now weâre here."
"And now weâre here," he repeated, staring at his whiskey like it held secrets. "And itâs exactly what we imagined. But also... not?"
"What do you mean?"
"I meanâ" He struggled for words, drunk brain working harder than usual. "âitâs everything we wanted. But weâre different now. Iâve got Mia. Youâve got... whatever youâve got. Weâve got money. Weâve got options. This place was mythical when we were broke. Now itâs just... a club."
"Does that make it less meaningful?"