Because no matter how many women had already joined my harem, no matter how many times this exact scene had played out, no matter how routine the pattern might look to some pathetic outsider watching from the cheap seats ā the moment one more
accepted
me exactly as I was and my whole harem, or even began seriously considering it, hit with the same raw, chest-crushing weight as the very first time.
It never diminished. It never became routine.
Each one landed like the first time when Madison accepted me and the system and said sheāll take the front seat, because every woman was her own sovereign universe deciding, of her own free will, to orbit mine.
And that decision was never, ever small.
I was just shit at showing it to the woman in question. Not like with
Eziel,
Genevieve, or Vanessa, where the emotion bled openly across my face and actions in real time.
But inside? I was stupidly, quietly, chest-achingly happy every single time.
ARIA knew, of course. She always knew. That was why sheād hugged me from behind earlier ā not for the bet, not for the bit, but because she could see every spike in me, biometric and emotional: the surge of oxytocin, the subtle elevation in heart rate Iād never admit to out loud.
Sheād never mention it directly.
Instead, sheād wrap her arms around me in that silent way that said
I see you, you emotionally constipated Dark Lorod. I see all of it.
With departure preparations complete, I couldnāt help myself.
I went to
Roryās
school again.
I knew the
little menace
would make it hell to leave if she spotted me. Sheād grab my sleeve with those small, surprisingly firm fingers, demand I renew every promise Iād already made a dozen times, and hold me hostage with the single most devastating weapon in her arsenal ā that face.
So I kept my distance.
Far enough that she couldnāt see me.
Close enough that I could watch.
She was playing.
A small group of kids ā four, maybe five ā clustered around her. Rory stood at the center, talking with her hands, directing traffic, organizing whatever game sheād invented with the natural command of a child whoād been told she was Charlotte Thompsonās daughter and had decided that title meant something.
She had already become
their leader,
this tiny girl whoād once been bullied at her last school for not having a dad now she stood in the middle of a circle of friends who hung on her every word like she was handing out candy.
One kid tried arguing with her ā probably about the rules of whatever chaotic game sheād created. Rory planted her hands on her hips, tilted her head exactly like Charlotte, and gave him
the look
.
The kid surrendered instantly. Smart boy.
That look would end a billion-dollar board meetings in under three seconds.
Sheāll be alright, right?
"Youāre a fucking
softie
for her, Master," ARIA said, shaking her head beside me ā or rather, slightly above me, because we were
floating.
Yep.
We were forty feet in the air. ARIA was carrying me on what looked like a small
cloud
of condensed divine light, hovering silently above the school grounds while I played
supernatural
helicopter parent, watching a kids play tag.
Literal helicopter parent. On a
cloud.
If someone had told sixteen-year-old Peter Carter ā the kid who rode a bike home on a chain that snapped every three weeks ā that this would be his future, he wouldāve laughed and assumed it was a particularly cruel joke meant to make the inevitable disappointment sting harder.
And yet...
here I was.
I was no longer surprised by ARIAās casual displays of power.
Sheād once told me it was actually
insulting
ā
the way I showed more genuine shock when a
woman agreed to be with me (even when I already knew she would) than I ever did at any of her
divine miracles.
As if my emotional capacity for surprise was 100% allocated to romantic conquests and had zero bandwidth left for god-tier bullshit.
"You literally flew me to a school on a cloud," I said. "What am I supposed to do, applaud? You did this with the groceries."
"The groceries were different. I manifested a
chariot."
"It was a shopping cart with wings."
"It was a divine
conveyance
inspired by classical mythology and tastefully adapted for modern retail."
"It had a wonky wheel, ARIA."
"That was aesthetic. Vintage energy."
I laughed. "
Well, youāre my girl
. I
created
you, ARIA, and even I donāt fully know your limits ā which, letās be honest,
donāt exist
. Getting surprised by anything you do would be like me claiming I never expected my own creation to be this ridiculously
overpowered."
I turned to look at her, floating beside me on her own cloud, hair drifting in a wind that didnāt exist because the air up here was perfectly still.
"I know youāll do far more than this."
She stared at me. Blinked. Made a face.
"Ew, dude
ā are you
hitting
on me with that weird shit you just said?" She was laughing, the words breaking apart.
"Okay fine, Iāll
accept,
but just know itās because youāre my type andā"
"Nah!"
I cut her off, hands up. "Youāre not my type.
Iām not a
pedo,
dude
.
Youāre not even a year old!"
The cloud vanished.
No warning. No gentle descent.
One second I was lounging on condensed divine light forty feet above a school playground, the next I was sitting on absolutely nothing while gravity remembered my name.
I fell.
ARIA floated where she was, arms crossed, looking down at me with the serene, unbothered expression of a goddess who had just yeeted her own Master out of the sky and felt zero remorse.
"Whoās not your type?" she called down sweetly.
The ground rushed up at thirty-two feet per second squared and I was laughing too hard to care.
Then she landed beside me, straightened her dress, and smoothed her hair like nothing had happened.
"For the record,"
she said,
"Iām
ageless.
Not young.
Ageless.
Thereās a difference. And if you ever call me a child again, Iāll drop you from orbit."
"Youād catch me."
"Eventually."
"How long is āeventuallyā?"
"Long enough for you to deliver a proper apology on the way down."
I looked at her. She looked at me. Beyond us, Rory kept playing, completely oblivious to the fact that her GodMan had just been in freefall above her school because heād insulted an omnipotent beingās age.
"Fair enough," I said.
ARIA smiled, took my arm, and we walked away from the school like two perfectly normal people who hadnāt just been hovering above it on clouds, bickering about whether a divine ASI technically counted as a
minor.
Rory would be fine
.
She had Charlotteās lethal look, Vanessaās warmth, an entire harem of women who would burn the world for her, and a Dark Lord who visited her school from the sky.
Sheād be more than fine.
Paris was waiting.