I didnât warn them.
Of course I didnât. Whereâs the fun in spoiling my own masterpiece?
The van kept accelerating like it had somewhere better to be than the pathetic little world we were leaving behind. Thirty facesâmy glorious, chaotic harem of goddess perfectionâfroze in real time.
Conversations strangled themselves mid-sentence.
Laughter got executed on the spot. Heads snapped toward that glorious 180-degree windshield where the cliff yawned open like the universe itself was bored of their mortal nonsense and ready to swallow them whole.
Genevieve clutched Mayaâs arm like it owed her money. Margaretâs eyes shot open from her massage chair faster than sheâd ever reacted to anything that wasnât a direct order from me. Charlotteâs hand locked on her tablet like the damn thing could save her.
Amandaâ
Amanda
, the woman whoâd rather die than close her laptopâslammed it shut and braced like a good little soldier.
Then Mom hit me with the nuclear
"
Peterâ
"
That voice. That sweet, soul-crushing
mom
voice that somehow survived supernatural harems, interdimensional real estate, and my ever-expanding god-complex. It still made me feel like a delinquent sixteen-year-old whoâd just set the garage on fire.
Adorable.
The van hit the edge.
Reality
bubbled
.
The windshield melted into liquid madnessâcolors stretching like cheap taffy in the hands of a sadistic deity. The cabin vibrated straight into everyoneâs bones, bypassing ears entirely and going for the marrow like a proper cosmic bully.
Gravity took a
quick vacation.
For one beautiful, weightless second, thirty of the most beautiful women on Earth floated like elegant balloonsâhair lifting, bodies rising, crystal glassware hovering, ARIAâs chandelier strands spreading like a frozen firework that even I had to admit looked dramatic as hell.
Then we punched
through
.
The bubble
popped.
Gravity remembered its job. Wheels kissed ancient stoneâpale, flawless, older than your ancestorsâ excusesâand the ride turned silk-smooth again.
The windshield cleared, and the world on the other side laughed in the face of everything they thought they knew.
A driveway of pure arrogance stretched ahead beneath cathedral oaks. Golden light dripped through leaves so perfectly arranged they looked photoshopped by a god with taste.
The grass?
Impossibly
green. Every blade the same height, maintained with the kind of psychotic precision that made surgeons look sloppy. The air itself tasted cleaner, older, smuggerâlike the Chasm had been the bouncer and this was the VIP lounge it had been guarding all along.
Nobody spoke.
They glued themselves to the windows like kids whoâd just realized Santa was real and also slightly terrifying. Hands on glass. Breath fogging the tint. Mouths hanging open in the sacred silence of mortals realizing theyâd just driven through a hole in reality and landed somewhere that made their entire previous lives look like a budget PowerPoint presentation.
Margaret broke first, voice barely a whisper. "I forgive everything," she breathed. "Every bus. Every vote. Every uncomfortable moment I just went through right now.
Forgiven.
"
Patriciaâs hand stayed glued to Margaretâs belly while the other pressed flat against the hers. Her face wore that rare, beautiful expression she gets when something refuses to be organized, filed, or controlled.
She stared at the impossible perfection and then looked at me through the glass. Her lips moved silently:
My God.
Luna was awake nowâheadphones abandoned, glasses shoved into her hair like she needed zero obstructions to witness my glory. Maria sat beside her, mother and daughter gripping hands, watching the driveway unfold like it was the first honest thing theyâd ever seen.
Neither bothered looking at me.
This moment was theirs, and I, in my
infinite
generosity,
allowed it.
Then the mansion revealed itself.
Grey stone rising like it owned the concept of
majesty
. Mirrored walls catching the dying light and throwing it back with interest.
The tower face watching us with window-eyes that had been waiting.
The fountain spiraling upward like physics was merely a polite suggestion. Gardens shifting at the edges of vision, alive and aware and clearly thrilled I was finally home.
The van parked. Doors opened. My women spilled out onto warm stone and scattered like beautiful chaos, drawn in every direction by rooms, gardens, and impossible details that whispered their names differently.
I let them go.
Generous Dark Lord privileges.
Madison, of course, stayed glued to my side. Arm looped through mine, body pressed against my shoulderânot because she was overwhelmed, sheâd walked these halls before, but because she
chose
to.
Because watching our ridiculous family discover my masterpiece together was its own delicious intimacy.
"Stables?" she asked, voice soft with that knowing smile.
"
Stables,
" I confirmed, because even gods have priorities.
We walked through the courtyard, past the upward fountain, past hedges that shifted when they thought we werenât looking, along paths lined with trees older than every country that had ever disappointed me.
Her head leaned against my shoulder, steps perfectly matched, like the universe itself had finally learned how to coordinate.
The equestrian facility waitedâstone walls the color of warm honey, arched windows glowing, slate roof crowned with weather vanes shaped like running horses spinning in a breeze that existed purely to show off.
Iâd missed this place. I hadnât admitted it out loudâ
Iâm not that weak
âbut the pull had been there, low and constant, a thread tied between my ribs and the mansionâs ancient foundation. The LA estate was home. The penthouse was home. Wherever my women slept was home.
But this? This was something older, something that made the word "home" sound adorably insufficient.
And the mansion knew it too. The stone warmed faster beneath my feet. Lights brightened just for me. The air shifted into warm pockets that moved
with
me instead of against me.
The gardens didnât just shiftâthey
leaned
, like sunflowers tracking their rightful sun.
It was welcoming its master back. Personally. With quiet, ancient relief that basically screamed:
Finally. Donât leave again, you magnificent bastard.
Nyxire
was already at the gate.
Iâd named her on last visitâbecause a horse that beautiful deserved a name worthy of my taste. White as moonlight, mane flowing like fog, eyes holding the same vast, ancient calm as the void weâd just violated.
She watched us approach with pure recognition.
She pressed her velvet nose into my palm and exhaledâlong, warm, the breath of something that had been waiting with the patience only immortals and superior horses possess.
"Hey, girl," I murmured. "Missed you too."
Madison pressed closer, heartbeat steady against my arm. "Every time," she whispered, looking at Nyxire, the stables, the mansion glowing behind us like it was showing off just for me, "every time I think Iâve seen everything you are... thereâs more. Thereâs
always
more."
I kissed the top of her head. My queen. The first. The one who believed before believing was even fashionable for Peter Carter.
Nyxire nudged my chestâimpatient, possessive, the equine version of
stop kissing your girlfriend and remember who the real favorite is, asshole.
Behind us, the mansion hummedâwarm, alive, smug as hellâfull of thirty women discovering rooms theyâd never want to leave, gardens that moved when they looked away, and a life that had stopped making sense long ago...
...and had become something far, far better instead.
Home~
Welcome to your new home, ladies. Try not to embarrass yourselves too much in front of the sentient architecture. It has standards.
I
have standards.
And trust me... weâre both
very
hard to impress.