Chapter 236 236: Tang San: Alcoholic Dad, Dead Mom

Zhu Zhuqing looked at Ye Lingling with mixed feelings; after a moment she decided their personalities really weren't the same.

[Cat in the Shadows: Lingling and I are different—I'm cold and steady, she's aloof and taciturn.]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: But you two share one thing—timid in real life, heavy hitters in the Group Chat!]

[Liu Erlong: Heh… both of you are the repressed type.]

[Ah Yin: Liking that!]

[Everyone: +1]

[Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!]

Inside the carriage.

Ah Yin and Ling Yuan couldn't help laughing; they reached out and pulled Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Lingling into their arms.

"Hmm?"

"Repressed type confirmed!"

Zhu Zhuqing's face flushed with embarrassment.

Ye Lingling's expression barely changed.

[Group Member Number Nine: Go talk spiritual romance with your Tang Yuehua!]

[Cat in the Shadows: Bastard, I won't let you insult Xiaogang!]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: 666.]

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: I'm dying here—Liu Erlong, don't you know the quieter they are, the fiercer their firepower?]

[Tang Yuehua: But I didn't say anything…]

[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]

[Dark Avenger: Our biggest regret is joining the group late and missing the opening-day chaos.]

Inside the carriage.

Su Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"All join on day one?"

"If you'd all come in together it would've been an all-out brawl."

[Su Yan: Next we leave Nuoding Academy for Shrek Academy, meet the Shrek Seven Devils—and back to the topic, Tang San's life really hasn't run into any normal people!]

[Su Yan: Opening—alcoholic dad, dead mom, tragic childhood and a broken kid.]

[Everyone: ???]

Inside the carriage.

Zhu Zhuqing's group stared wide-eyed.

"Uh… what?"

"Spitting rhymes—planning to take the grad-school exam?"

[Liu Erlong: So we're supposed to feel sorry for him?]

[Su Yan: Yep!]

[Su Yan: If I don't feel bad for him, who will?]

[Bibi Dong: I'm dying—shouldn't it be "If I don't roast him, who will"?]

[Tang Yuehua: At least his dad doesn't gamble or beat him when drunk—count our blessings.]

[Su Yan: Wrong! Tang San isn't the lucky one—Tang Hao is. If Tang Hao dared hit him drunk, I doubt Tang Hao would live long.]

[Dark Avenger: Isn't Tang Hao a Titled Douluo?]

[Su Yan: Young avenger, your Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record is incomplete; Tang San's is complete, and his poisoning skills are top-tier on the Douluo Continent.]

[Su Yan: Think about it—Tang San's start is rough: no normal role models, a dead-beat drunk father he has to look after, a mom sacrificed early, blood-feud on his back.]

[Su Yan: Luckily village chief Grandpa Jack is decent; though Tang Hao's useless, Jack got him into a Spirit Master academy.]

[Su Yan: Who'd guess Nuoding would be worse—trash teacher, plus a trouble-making disgrace-of-a-Spirit Beast hooligan rabbit.]

[Su Yan: Then Shrek—shady profiteer Flender with "trouble-shy is mediocrity", thug Zhao Wuji, High-Tier Ladybug Dai Mubai, Low-Tier Ladybug Ma Hongjun.]

[Su Yan: Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record Rule 5—"No picking fights, but answer force with thunder." All this made Tang San break ancestral rules.]

[Su Yan: Oh, and Liu Erlong—she's an even bigger love brain than Bibi Dong & co. With this crowd how could Tang San turn out normal?]

[Everyone: ???]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong exploded.

"What?"

"I'm MORE love brain than Bibi Dong?"

[Liu Erlong: Su Yan, you Little Bastard—how am I worse than Bibi Dong?]

[Su Yan: At least theirs is normal love brain—you're in love with your cousin, and after learning it you still won't turn back. How is that normal?]

[Bibi Dong: Hahaha!!]

[Hu Liena: Teacher and I are over the moon.]

[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Dying here—classic Liu Erlong!]

[I Am an Orphan: Genius!]

[Winter Cutie: Seems there's an auntie in the family too.]

[Tang Yuehua: ???]

[Dark Avenger: Hahaha!!]

[Ma Xiaotao: I'm dying—new kids think Tang Ya and I are nuts… wait!]

[Ma Xiaotao: My ancestor the lecher-king is the lecher-king—why split high/low, making Dai Mubai sound stronger?]

[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Seriously, Xiaotao, you're fighting over this?]

[Su Yan: Dai Mubai has looks and money, picks pretty girls for fun. Ma Hongjun has neither, just vents in brothels.]

[Su Yan: Then there's Oscar—no real flaws, but raised by Flender & co., his values are… yeah.]

[Su Yan: Add in Tang San's previous life as an assassin—draw your own conclusions!]

Dou 2.

Shrek Academy.

Wang Dong was stunned.

Ridiculous!

Su Yan always dishes facts, but hearing it laid out—Tang San's path was warped from the start!

Elsewhere.

Ma Xiaotao and Tang Ya didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Huo Yuhao tugged Bei Bei blankly: "Senior Brother Bei Bei, are Teacher Tang Ya and the rest always this giggly?"

Bei Bei was equally clueless!

Meanwhile—

Dou 1.

Suotuo City.

Shrek Academy.

A man with a Zombie Face walked into Flender's office, hands behind his back, radiating a peculiar aura.

Commonly known as: mysterious self-confidence!

Indeed!

This was Yu Xiaogang.

"Xiaogang, you're finally here."

Flender rose gladly and hugged him.

Compared with Flender's warmth, Yu Xiaogang was ice-cold:

"If not for Little San and the hope of breaking past thirtieth rank, I wouldn't have come."

Flender laughed. "Fine, as long as you're willing. We brothers are together again—shame she isn't."

Yu Xiaogang frowned. "Flender, don't bring her up; I don't want to fight."

Flender sighed:

"All right!"

"I know you hate the past, but I can't help it—those days together were the happiest of my life. If only we could've stayed carefree forever."

"That memory is my greatest joy; if only it could've lasted…"

Gotta say—

Flender is one seasoned simp!

(End of Chapter)

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