Moon Feed Exclusive: PARENTS WEEK FEVER
Written by: The Oracle
Oh, my lovely chaos-lovers of Lunaris! The Oracle here is brimming with so much excitement for Parentsā Week that Iāve practically sprouted confetti. Have I ever told you how this time of year sends me into a tizzy of squeals? A thousand and one shenanigans, thatās how many.
Last year, we had one major scandal, uncountable affairs, two broken homes, and at least five moms caught crying in the restroom. Ah, memories! But if you thought that was wild, hold onto your pearls, because this year promises even more drama.
Parents Own It
Parentsā Week has always been the highlight for the old-timersāshowcases, academy tours, and oh yes, the glorious catwalk of proud Alphas parading their lineages. I speak from experience when I say itās half spectacle, half comedic masterpiece. And this year? Hoo, boy. My spidey-sense says itāll be an absolute doozy.
Elsie with Roman or Roman with Violet?!
Yes, yes, I was so certain not too long ago that Queen Bee Elsie had Roman Draven neatly tucked into her prim little pocket. But oh, how the tides shift. Did weāor did we notāsee a certain foxlike Alpha skulk out of the ladiesā restroom with our lovely Rogue Queen? And rumor has it (hello, hallway watchers) that the two of them got suspiciously close in there.
A fresh wave of scandal? Count me in.
Now, does this mean Roman has officially hopped over to Team Violet? Possibly. But Iām not stamping any membership cards just yet.
But Will That Be Enough?
While it seems like Violetās building a harem hotter than a Phoenix fire pit, letās not forget the battlefield weāre walking into. Parentsā Week is not just about showcasing powerāitās about showcasing "propriety" . And hereās the tea, sugar cubes:
Violet might be the wave of fresh breeze Lunaris desperately needs, but sheās also the kind of girl the old-school families would sooner lock in a tower than introduce to Aunt Mildred over brunch.
Meanwhile, dear Elsie is everything they want: Legacy. Groomed. Polished. Sheās the kind of girl who curtsies without wrinkling her dress and knows exactly which fork to use for dessert.
Sheās the girl "made" for the cardinal Alphas, and Parentsā Week is her runway.
But hey, miracles happen if you believe in them, right? Violet always seems to shock us at every turn. Maybe sheāll pull yet another card from her sleeve. Or sink. Or swim. Only Time will tell.
Roman Dravenās Meltdown
Speaking of that foxy Alpha, you canāt have missed the fiasco on the lawn. I swear the trees are still recovering from the way he ripped into them.
Someone give that man a scratcher, because apparently Roman "Worldās Sexiest Alpha" Draven has now become... drum rolls....
Alpha Scratch Post.
Darling, I know. The horror. I, too, snorted milkshake out of my nose at the nickname.
Thereās no denying that the trees need protection from Roman. And yes, we saw it all with our own eyes. Many thanks to you phone-wielding sleuths out there. Iāll say no more, except I canāt remember the last time Lunaris had such a dramatic meltdown in broad daylight.
Counting Down to the Parentsā Week Showdown
Needless to say, with all these telenovela-level events, this Parentsā Week might just go down in the record books.
Elsie, darling, youād better up your game if you want to keep your crown in front of the high-and-mighty moms and dads. Because from where Iām perched, our Rogue Queen might be staging a takeover, and your star Alpha, Roman, is suspiciously missing from your corner.
Who else is on the edge of their seat, munching popcorn in anticipation? I know I am. Because the next few days could be the most spectacular (and possibly humiliating) ones yet.
So stay tuned, my lovelies. As always, Iāll be watching (and sipping tea) to bring you the juiciest updates. Until next time, keep your claws sharp and your secrets sharper.
The Oracle
"Miracles, my butt!" Elsie said with venom as soon as she was done going through the Oracleās article for the day.
Although she was still annoyed with the Oracleās tone toward her, todayās post was an eye-opener, and should be enough to remind and put Violet back in her place.
Perhaps she had been worried over nothing. Violet was labeled as "Rogue," and that was hardly the kind of pedigree the boys would want to present to their dear old parents. Asher especially. He knew exactly what Henry was capable of.
A delighted smile crossed Elsieās features as she went under the Oracleās post and typed in the comment section:
QueenElsie:
"Roman used to be such a vision of health and charm... until someone dragged him into their purple storm. No wonder he had a scratching fit yesterday. Hope heās not catching anything... contagious vibes can be so hard to shake. Just an observation."
The implication was clear as day, but Elsie didnāt say it outright, instead, choosing a subtle, passive-aggressive move, her words like venom wrapped in silk ribbon. And just like that, she lit the match and waited for the explosion.
And it wasnāt long before the comments began to pour in, echoing the exact words she had so masterfully implied.
@
FangirlCentralš
:
I said it! Violet totally gave Roman an infection! That meltdown? Complete textbook symptoms. After all, sheās been bouncing between Alphas like a cursed tennis ball! #WhoreBehaviour
@howlqueen_xoxo
:
OMG YES! Iāve been thinking the same thing! Romanās not the type to just lose it. I knew something was off with that scratch-post moment. Infection confirmed. #RogueQueen or #STDQueen
@PackLeader101 šŗ:
Soooo are we just gonna ignore that he started scratching after he got with Violet? Coincidence? I think not. #AlphaScratchPost #ScratchHistory #RootCause
@AmandaRaynes
:
Chlamydia.
@Sharon
:
LMAO not you just dropping that like a mic. But honestly? I believe it. #STDQueenMustGoViral
@TeamElsieš:
The timeline adds up. Roman was totally normal until that girl happened. I bet heās not even the only one. #LoyalToElsie
@Felix Chan
:
The Rogue Queen? More like Rogue Pathogen. Yāall better get tested after hugging her.
@HowlItUpš¾:
They always warned us about rogues. This is why we donāt fraternize outside your House. This is why! #RoguesAreDiseased
@alpha_King
:
Imagine explaining that to your parents during Parents Week: "Hey Mom, meet Violet. Also, I might have chlamydia now." #JusticeForRoman
@Moonbae_Felicia
:
Poor Roman. Guy went from Alpha Heartthrob to Patient Zero in one semester. #IAmmaBeThatDoctorForRoman
Like the evil queen she was, Elsieās lips curved into a bigger smile as the replies kept pouring in. That was enough for now.
She rose with style and headed for school. She had a magnificent Parentsā Week event to plan, after all.
Elsie left, completely unaware of the eyes watching her from the shadows.