The room became filled with warm mist. The camera lingered, naturally, on their sensually swaying hips, glistening legs, and coconut shells that didnāt quite cover everything they were supposed to.
How couldnāt it? The camera was literally Kaidenās PoV, recorded by his [Harem Vision] skill, after all.
"This is going to be one hell of a Q&A," Luna murmured, checking the insanely quickly rolling chat for a moment.
"Of course it will. It was Kaiās idea," Aria chirped happily, as if the mere fact that it was her Kaiden who proposed the idea would be enough of a reason for it to be a major success.
"Youāre falling faster than a meteor, Princess Bestie..." Nyx giggled cheerily.
As the three Valkyries chatted and teased each other with their usual playful jabs, their hips swaying and coconut shells bouncing with every motion, they began circling the bathtub.
Kaidenās gaze followed them huskily, his eyes drinking in every curve, every glistening patch of skin, every flirtatious smirk sent in his direction.
Aria made sure to bend just enough to give him a view down her chest.
Luna adjusted her sarong when she felt his gaze on her, as if it was riding too low, though it was perfectly positioned.
And Nyx? That cheerful minx just stuck her tongue out at him in a wink as she casually twirled one of the strings that kept her coconuts (barely) in place.
They positioned themselves around the bathtub with synchronicity, spacing themselves out at equal distances. Nyx moved to Kaidenās left, Luna took his right, and Aria stood directly across from him, placing both hands on her hips and flashing her most radiant, beaming smile at him.
Kaiden, now seated at the edge of the tub with his legs casually apart, soaked in the heat from the water, and the collective heat from the three absolute bombshells standing just a few feet away.
He gave the girls a slow, deliberate nod, his expression relaxed. It was the kind of nod that didnāt need words. His eyes said it for him: āEverything is going perfectly. Donāt worry about anything. Just have fun.ā
Then he whistled, and the door creaked open once again.
And the chat, now housing more than three million viewers, went ballistic when Bastetās sun-kissed legs came into view, stepping through the mist-veiled doorway with that unmistakable queenly sway of hers that spoke volumes of her perceived superiority.
Viewers across the globe, some in shadowy war bunkers, some on thrones made of diamonds, most just sweaty nerds in their dark bedrooms, lost their collective minds.
The viewer count instantly slammed past four million, as if the algorithm itself felt some disturbance in the force and directed more people here just to witness the Ra-Blessed Felinidās glorious entrance. And, naturally, the chat messages hit terminal velocity.
- ManaSimp9000: BRO THOSE LEGS GOTTA BE PAID CONTENT WTF
- ThirstWizard69: I NEED A COLD SHOWER AND AN EXORCISM OR THE NEXT TIME I SEE A BLACK CAT, IMA HEAD STRAIGHT TO JAIL
- CritFailIRL: My brainās melting. My pants are melting. My soul is melting. Lord, have mercy.
- CoconutWitness: She aināt even halfway in the frame and I already proposed and offered 40 cows as the bride priceāand I only own 2!
HornyHorny: This aināt a stream, this is a punishment for the maidenless.
AbyssalToaster: Iāve never wanted to be tile flooring so bad in my life.
F*ckingBastardKaidenGreyBrokeMyMarriage: He has one more sexy woman in his harem of extraordinary beauties, while Iām over here, being served āthe papersā...
As Bastetās figure continued into full view, the chaos only intensified. The chat looked less like messages and more like digital static: pure thirst energy given form.
- PharaohStepOnMe: SOMEONE ROLL INITIATIVE, IāM ABOUT TO CATCH A STATUS EFFECT CALLED SIMPāD TO DEATH.
- LootGoblin420: I didnāt even like coconut before. In fact, I hate them, tastes so damn sh*t. But I just spent 100 bucks ordering a bunch... Somehow, I am having severe cravings
- 404VirginNotFound: Mother of mana... she got that āyou pathetic antā glare and Iām harder than my GF ever managed to make me.
- CursedCupid69: YOU BASTARD! I saw that! I know your Awakened Media Platform handle, Bradley!
- CursedCupid69: "Harder than I ever made you"?? REALLY?! You limp-dick, cheesecake looking ass?! You only get hard when I wear a strap-on!
- 404VirginNotFound: Babe, wait!!! I didnāt mean it like that-
- 404VirginNotFound: Wait...
- 404VirginNotFound: You werenāt supposed to be watching! Didnāt we agree? You promised you wouldnāt watch more videos with half-naked dudes?? You know it makes me insecure!
- CursedCupid69: You have a barely covered monster chick in 4K on your screen and youāre worried about ME breaking the deal?!
- 404VirginNotFound: ...okay, but this is CLEARLY not just "half-naked," this is like...
- 404VirginNotFound: Like mythology-level thirst trap. Divine loophole, babe. Iām feeling hella insecure about this Kaiden fella taking you from me. Iām into many things, but āthatā isnāt one of them!
- CursedCupid69: ...
- 404VirginNotFound: Wait. Why are you not saying anything?
- 404VirginNotFound: Babe?
CursedCupid69: I no longer harbor romantic feelings for you. I wish to explore a bit. Goodbye, Bradley.
- CursedCupid69: OMGGGGG KAIDEN YOUR ABS LOOK SO HOT! MARRY ME, DADDY! IāLL BE YOUR OBEDIENT LITTLE...
- 404VirginNotFound: I just lost my girl to another man whom she hadnāt even met. Hadnāt even spoken to online, in fact. He doesnāt know she exists.
- F*ckingBastardKaidenGreyBrokeMyMarriage: Welcome to the club, buddy.
- 404VirginNotFound: ... Iām logging off to cry into my pillow.
- F*ckingBastardKaidenGreyBrokeMyMarriage: Me too, buddy.
- 404VirginNotFound: Wanna chat, random guy?
- F*ckingBastardKaidenGreyBrokeMyMarriage: Sure, buddy. Letās go play some games. Iām feeling mad racist right now. Need to yell at a 12-year-old squeaker that I f*cked his Hispanic mother after snitching on his illegal immigrant father to the authorities.
By the time Bastet reached the tub and gave that usual feline smile of hersāslow, knowing, cruel in its perfectionāKaiden hadnāt said a word.
He didnāt need to.
The look in his eyes? Pure pride.
The chat? Completely unhinged.
And it was only the beginning.