Jordan stared at me like Iād betrayed him on a fundamental level.
"What the fuck happened to you?"
I jogged in place outside the simulation chamber, warming up my newly upgraded body. Each movement was a revelation. My muscles responded instantly, without the familiar, doughy resistance that used to fight me at every step.
"Iāve been training."
"Training." Jordanās eye twitched. "Youāve been training."
"Yeah, man. You know, exercise. Movement. Physical exertion."
"I know what training is!" He gestured at me wildly, his hoodie sliding off one shoulder. "Three weeks ago you couldnāt run a mile without dying. Now youāre doing thirty-one pull-ups and finishing obstacle courses faster than guild kids!"
I grinned. "What can I say? The grind pays off."
"The grind paysā" He cut himself off and turned to Belle. "Is he serious right now?"
Belle didnāt look up from her phone, scrolling with one hand while eating an apple with the other. "Heās been insufferable since Saturday. I warned you."
"Insufferable is underselling it." Jordan pointed at me accusingly. "Heās become another Misato. The jogging. The early mornings. The actual enthusiasm about burpees."
"Nobodyās enthusiastic about burpees," Misato called from across the training bay, where she stood reviewing footage on a tablet. "But Monroeās at least stopped whining."
"See!" Jordan threw his hands up. "She approves! Thatās how you know somethingās gone horribly wrong."
I bounced on the balls of my feet, testing my range of motion. Everything felt tight. Responsive. My body actually listened to commands instead of arguing about whether movement was strictly necessary.
This was what C-rank strength felt like. Combined with nearly D-rank endurance, I finally understood what baseline capability meant for hunters. I wasnāt elite yet. Nowhere close. But Iād climbed out of the absolute bottom tier into something approaching competent.
It felt incredible.
Jordan looked like he wanted to cry.
"What happened to my fellow suffering lottery brother?" He sagged against the wall dramatically. "What happened to the guy who understood that mornings were evil and exercise was a scam perpetrated by sadists?"
"That guy got tired of being useless."
"Useless!" Jordanās voice cracked. "You werenāt useless! You were relatable! You were one of us!"
"Jordan," Naomi said gently, emerging from the womenās locker room in her tactical suit. "Youāre being dramatic."
"Iām being dramatic? Heās literally become everything we stood against!" Jordan gestured at me again. "Look at him! Heās wearing name-brand shoes! His workout shirt fits! He has visible abs starting to show through the compression fabric!"
Belle finally glanced up from her phone. "Youāve been staring at his abs?"
"Iāshut up! Thatās not the point!" Jordanās face flushed. "The point is heās betrayed the lazy lottery kid alliance!"
"There was never an alliance," I pointed out.
"There was an implied alliance! A spiritual bond forged through mutual hatred of physical conditioning and Garrettās sadistic mile runs!"
Misato walked over, her lime green ponytail swaying. She looked me up and down with professional assessment. "Monroeās made good progress. Three weeks ago he was dead weight. Now heās..."
"Acceptable?" I offered.
"Functional." Her eyes held the faintest hint of approval. "You pulled your weight on Friday. The alpha kill was solid."
Jordan made a strangled noise. "Even sheās complimenting him now! The apocalypse is imminent!"
"Jordan." Misatoās voice dropped into that dangerous register. "Drop and give me twenty."
"What? Why!"
"Because your whining is disrupting my briefing. Twenty push-ups. Now."
Jordan looked at me like Iād personally murdered his entire family. "This is your fault."
"How is this my fault?"
"Everythingās your fault!" But he dropped anyway, starting his push-ups with exaggerated suffering sounds.
Belle sidled up next to me. Her tactical suit hugged curves in a way that made focusing on strategy a genuine challenge. "Heās not wrong, you know. You have changed."
"Is that bad?"
"Bad?" She tilted her head, blue hair catching the fluorescent lights. "No. But itās definitely noticeable. You move differently now. Faster. More confident."
"I killed a boss monster and cleared an A-rank gate. That tends to boost confidence."
"Mm." Her amber eyes studied me with that sharp intelligence that missed nothing. "Or maybe itās something else. Maybe itās all that..."
She glanced at Naomi, who stood stretching her staff nearby, then at me.
"Training," Belle finished innocently.
Training. Right. That was definitely what she meant.
Iād spent the past three weeks building an extraction network like I was optimizing a production line. Naomi on rotation every other day. Belle when she needed buffs. Aurora when her Gold-tier Sensory Hijack started wearing off. The Divine Milking System had transformed me from a dying fat kid into something approaching a legitimate threat.
And yeah, maybe Iād gotten a little cocky about it.
"Ten more, Jordan!" Misato barked. "And stop groaning like youāre dying."
"I am dying! This is what dying sounds like!"
Belle snorted. "Heās going to pass out before we even get into the sim."
"Good." Misatoās smile was terrifying. "Less complaining that way."
The simulation chamber doors opened with a hiss, revealing a massive dome that could recreate any environment the FGRA database contained. Todayās scenario: Tier II forest biome with wolf-type hostiles. No confirmed boss according to initial scans, though after Fridayās surprise Reaper, I wasnāt trusting the sensors one bit.
Naomi finished her stretches and walked over, her pink and black hair pulled back in the practical braid Iād learned to do for her. She smiled, and something warm settled in my chest.
"Ready?"
"Always."
She bumped her shoulder against mine. "Liar. Youāre nervous."
"Observant."
"I know you." Her hand found mine briefly. "You get quieter when youāre worried."
Damn. She wasnāt wrong.
The sim could hurt us. Not kill us, but hurt us badly enough that the neural feedback felt real. Twenty percent intensity meant a broken bone registered as genuine pain, just not permanent damage. Our tactical suits would disable if we took lethal hits, pulling us from the scenario.
But twenty percent of being eaten alive by wolves still sounded pretty fucking terrible.
Jordan finished his push-ups and rolled onto his back, staring at the ceiling. "I want it known that I object to this entire endeavor."
"Noted," Misato said without sympathy. "Now get your lazy ass up and suit up."