Chapter 1403: Chapter 1341: A Flatulence Odor Pill for You
In the jewelry shop, the atmosphere was a bit confrontational. Outside, people who saw the commotion gathered at the door to watch. The shopkeeper was lamenting, thinking a big guest had arrived, but instead, it was a calamity that they couldnât offend.
Song Jiaoer looked at Mo Lan with jealousy in her eyes and said to Wufu, "Wu Fu, you have a lot of nerve! Not only did you hit someone first, but you also dared to throw out my nanny. Youâre disregarding me, the Commandery Princess. Lv E, take my invitation card to the Five Cities Soldiers and Horseman Division yamen and say there are people here committing armed assault."
"Yes, Princess."
Mo Lanâs face darkened, and her sword was almost unsheathed.
Wufu patted her arm, stepped forward, and looked at Song Jiaoer, saying, "The Princess sure knows how to give the authorities work to do. Armed assault? Who are you talking about?"
"Iâm talking about you, arenât you scared?" Song Jiaoer smiled smugly and pointed at Mo Lan, saying, "Give me this girl, and Iâll forgive your ignorance and let it go."
Mo Lan looked like she could fight. If Song Jiaoer had such a girl as her guard, it would surely be impressive. She thought as she glanced at Mo Lan with a bit of fervor.
This twist made Wufu pause for a moment.
Mo Lanâs expression turned even darker, and her lips pressed into a straight line, her gaze dismissively sweeping over Song Jiaoer.
This gaze further ignited Song Jiaoerâs desire to conquer, "Give her to me, and Iâll spare you!"
Wufu chuckled, "Isnât the Princess a girl?"
"What do you mean!"
Wufu innocently blinked and said, "My girl here is also a girl, the Princess wants my girl... hehe. Do you want to play the lesbian game?"
Song Jiaoer was startled, it took her a while to react, her face flushed with anger, "Youâre presumptuous! For the Princess to take a fancy to her is her blessing, and you dare to misconstrue the Princessâ intentions? Presumptuous!"
"Itâs a blessing for the Princess to take a fancy, so youâre going to forcibly take her?" Wufuâs smile faded, her eyes coldly fixed, and she said to Mo Lan, "Since the Princess puts it this way, do you want to follow Princess Ping Xi?"
Mo Lan knelt on one knee towards her, "A servant does not serve two masters; as long as I live, I am loyal to the lady, and in death, I am her ghost." She glanced at Song Jiaoer again, "Thank you, Princess, for your favor, but Mo Lan doesnât have this fortune."
Being publicly rejected, Song Jiaoer became furious out of humiliation, "Ungrateful!"
Jadeite, who had remained silent, quietly moved behind Song Jiaoerâs people, flicked her fingertips, and retreated again.
"Bring her... puff!" Song Jiaoerâs face suddenly stiffened.
An odor spread, causing Wufu to lower her head slightly, cover her nose with her hand, and glance at Jadeite, "Is there anything other than this smelly medicine? Itâs so foul!"
Jadeite blinked, Flatulence Odor Pill is great, isnât it? Isnât she all high and mighty? Farting in public, wonât it shame her to death!
Puff puff puff!
Big and loud farting sounds were clearly audible in the quiet jewelry shop, and those standing next to Song Jiaoer subtly stepped back two steps.
Too stinky, why is it so stinky!
Outside, someone shouted, "How awful!"
Song Jiaoerâs face turned scarlet, both ashamed and angry, how did this suddenly happen?
Her stomach felt so bloated and uncomfortable!
Puff!
Song Jiaoer couldnât hold it anymore, pointing at Wufu and leaving a threat, "Wu Fu, the Princess will remember you!" saying that, she rushed out of the jewelry shop, quickly boarded the carriage, she needed to go to the toilet.
Wu Yining watched as Princess Ping Xi left, stunned for a moment, hurriedly chasing after, "Princess, wait for me!"
Wufu squinted her eyes watching the two of them leave one after another, her face turning cold, this time truly forming a grudge with Song Jiaoer.