Chapter 1799: Chapter 1737: Little Maid and Taoist Nun
As the drinks went around for the third time, everyoneâs tongues grew a little sluggish. Wufu was a playful one, and compared to the always serious Song Cheng, Crown Prince Li preferred this fellow named Zhou Jinxia. Well, itâs only natural for people to flock together with their own kind.
"Brother Jin Xia, in two days it will be my princely heirâs birthday. Iâve invited the Deqing Troupe to perform at my residence, so why donât you come join the fun?" Crown Prince Li slurred, patting Wufu on the shoulder.
Chi Wu restrained himself from going over and chopping off his paw.
"Oh dear, Brother Liâs grand birthday is just two days away, yet I canât seem to find a suitable gift," Wufu pretended to be troubled.
Crown Prince Li chuckled, saying, "Birthday gifts, those are just the usual things. We donât lack for a few pieces of gold and silver; itâs all about having fun and camaraderie. Youâre my kind of guy, our bond over drinks doesnât need gold or silver to back it up. Just come as you are, the gift is optional."
Wufu was touched, saying, "Honored by your view of me, I will surely come shamelessly." Then he looked at Song Cheng: "Big Brother Qu will come with us, wonât he!"
"Of course, he will come," Crown Prince Li said, looking at the two of them. "You both are staying at the inn, which is quite inconvenient. Why not stay at my residence? There are still two guest rooms available!"
Song Cheng stopped drinking abruptly but said nothing.
Wufu waved his hands repeatedly: "This wonât do. Attending the birthday banquet is already an intrusion, how could we stay at your residence? Besides, you have womenfolk in your household, it would be our fault if we startled them. What do you say, Big Brother Qu?"
Song Cheng nodded in agreement.
"Weâre all brothers here, no need for formalities," Crown Prince Li didnât mind at all.
"My dear brother, itâs precisely because you see us as brothers that we hesitate. While we can be carefree, the women canât afford such a reputation; you regard us as brothers, and we must consider your sistersâ reputations more carefully!" Wufu said earnestly.
Song Cheng glanced at her, a hint of appreciation in his eyes; she did seem well-bred.
"Well then, you chatterbox, come over in a couple of days to drink my birthday wine." Seeing Wufuâs righteous speech, Crown Prince Li didnât press further.
After all, he feared his father might have something to say.
Just then, a 13- or 14-year-old little maid dressed in simple clothes came up with wine and dishes. She was just about to set the dishes on the table when Crown Prince Li grabbed her into his arms.
The little maid screamed, and Crown Prince Li sniffed her neck, saying, "Where did this little fairy maid come from? Smells like incense." As he spoke, he was about to press down on the girl.
Tie Lao Er laughed heartily from the side, clapping his big hands and encouraging Crown Prince Li to take her virginity.
Wufu hiccuped, glancing at Song Cheng from the corner of his eye. Seeing him frown but say nothing, his heart sank a bit.
"Dear brother," Wufu staggered to his feet, stumbled, and fell on Crown Prince Li.
Crown Prince Li was in high spirits and was slightly displeased. Seeing it was Wufu, he grinned wickedly, "What, does Brother Zhou also want a taste? Shall we do it together?"
Wufu glanced at the little maid, deliberately showing disdain, "Compared to the maids at my house, sheâs lacking, but her temperament is interesting."
"Isnât that right, if she had a topknot, wouldnât she look like a Taoist boy from under the Bodhisattva Madamâs seat? Iâve yet to try a Taoist nun!" Crown Prince Li said as he went to tear the little maidâs clothes, ripping her lapel to reveal her fair skin and plain white undershirt.