Chapter 1285 Social Media Was A Mistake
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Aura quickly opened the message, the soothing voice of Kireina could be heard from within the message, softly speaking to him.
[âAura, are you there? If youâre free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I donât want to bring Flora over because sheâs way too grumpy sometimesâŠâ]
âA-Ah! She invited me over! I-I will go immediately!â said Aura, quickly opening a portal and rushing into Kireinaâs Divine Realm.
âW-Wait, my lord, youâre going into your energy form!â cried Jupiter.
âitâs too late, he already went inâŠâ sighed Europa.
âOhâŠâ
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Before sending the message, I checked Auraâs profile in the Divine Message System thingy, it kind of reminded me of Earthâs Twitter, but only those you have a divine connection with can see your posts and stuff⊠It even got things such as reactions, comments, and more.
I have blocked DMs for the moment, because I am sure I would get flooded with them, but certain people I have as [Favorites] can message me anytime they want. Aura is one of them, but he never messages me. I guess heâs always busy or something? I really donât want to bother him, so I never talk to him unless it is importantâŠ
Hmm⊠My latest post was when I went to the beach⊠Oh damn, I never check this, but I got so many comments⊠over a million?! And theyâre all of the 18k gods I have added in my divine connectionsâŠ
I wonder if anyone in my family comments in here? Iâd feel bad if I havenât answered themâŠ
Ah, thereâs a lot of horny people praising my beauty mostly⊠I guess I do look pretty hot in that picture, that bikini really does wonders with me⊠I was wearing those nice heels too, so it was a killer combination.
I kind of like heels, so my hobby is collecting luxurious heels⊠I guess thatâs why in a whim I called myself in this profile âthe supreme goddess of luxurious heelsââŠ
Itâs cringy⊠I know.
Anyways, letâs check Auraâs profileâŠ
ErmâŠ
He barely posts.
Huh? The last post wasnât so long agoâŠ
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[Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations]
[5 Days Ago]
[How do I even post an image in this?]
[Hearts: 307] [Comments: 26] [Shares: 103]
[Comments]
[Jupiter: My lord you must press that one button saying âShare Imageâ, after that, you need to either take a picture using the Systemâs Camera Function, or if youâve already taken pictures, go to the âPicture Galleryâ Section, that should be it] [Replies 3]
[Reply: [Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations: Thank]
[Reply: [Jupiter: At your service, my lord]
[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Post your abs!]
[Dark Gray Matter: There is a video if you want to check how its done, my lord⊠3w.Godtube.com/htpth/232jasasih22243l1How-To-232i3]
[Four-Headed Sleepy Lion: Hm, youâre really old, arenât you?] [Replies 12]
[Reply: [Jupiter: Shut up Leoganz]
[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Yeah, shut it]
[Reply: [Supreme God of Space, Spatial Manufacturer: You two, donât bully my cat]
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What the heck? Did Lucifer just got in there? I didnât knew they had a divine connection. I guess everything is possible.
I wonder if I can find more posts⊠Wait a second, Floraâs profileâŠ
Letâs see her latest message⊠Ah, her profile picture is just a massive tree. Her background picture is her with her daughters⊠Damn, she has so manyâŠ
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[Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life]
[3 Days Ago]
[Worldâs Will, you wonât get away with this! We know youâre colluding with the Netherworld Plane! Youâre betraying your own world now! If you donât answer, youâre doing it.]
[Hearts: 10.302] [Comments: 720.230] [Shares: 9.280]
[Comments]
[Gaia, Mother of Earth: Mother, the Worldâs Will doesnât have a profile in this System Function⊠No matter how much you speak to her here, she wonât even see your messagesâŠ] [Replies: 4]
[Reply: [Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life: Oh⊠I donât understand how this works]
[Reply: [Hel, Supreme Goddess of Death, Lady of Stagnation: Youâre really an idiot, pfff⊠XD]
[Reply: [Ova: Great Goddess of Beasts: WTF? Why is Hel just commenting here from all people?]
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Oh⊠This became even more ridiculous now. I better stop reading this, or I will lose any respect for these figuresâŠ
I decided to quickly make the divine message and then send it to Aura.
[âAura, are you there? If youâre free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I donât want to bring Flora over because sheâs way too grumpy sometimesâŠâ]
That should do it.
[Divine Message has been sent]
And doneâŠ
Ding!
[You received a Divine Message from [Aura]
Oh.
That was fast.
Just after a few seconds of sending the message, I received a response from Aura, he seemed excited to comeâŠ
[Sure! I will be there right now!]
TRUUUUMMMâŠ!
A crack in space and time opened, as Auraâs true body showed up, a massive mass of nebula and starsâŠ
âAura! Youâre coming in your giant nebula form! Go back to your human form, youâll cover the entire sky like that!â I said.
âO-Oh, my bad⊠SorryâŠâ Aura apologized, all the gods and Loki saw me reprimanding an ancient Supreme God like nothing. It could be said I am quite dominant.
POOF!
Aura quickly went to his handsome humanoid form.
âMuch better, come sit at my side. Ah, thatâs Loki.â I said.
Aura timidly sat at my side, glaring at Loki.
âOh my! Stat Ocean in the flesh?! Youâre so handsome!â said Loki.
âLoki? This was the mysterious person you spoke about?â asked Aura.
âYepâŠâ I said.
âI never thought it would be her from all people. I had not seen her in a while. What does she wants?â wondered Aura.
âShe just joined us, and I am making her spill the beans, apparently her father went nuts due to some external invader.â I said.
âOdin? Certainly⊠I sensed something odd happening within AsgardâŠâ said Aura
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