Chapter 1326 Insolent Weapon!
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The Spear suddenly⊠the spear suddenly spoke.
And it had a manly and arrogant voice, like an old demon king talking down to me as if I were really some lowly being.
What is this?
âDid it just spoke?â I asked.
Andromeda was about to answer me, but the weapon did.
âOf course I spoke, you utterly mindless woman! I can speak! I am a talking weapon! I am what they call an Ego! How canât you realize? This is what we are.â Said the Ego.
âOkay but stop talking me like that!â I roared back.
âMake me!â he roared.
âWhat? You dare talk back to me? I own you.â I said.
âYou donât own shit if I say so!â he roared back.
âUwawaawah! Please stop fighting! Kireina-sama, donât fight with the Ego, it is supposed to be your ally!â said Andromeda.
âBut heâs offending me! Ugh, fine⊠I will let it slide.â I said.
âCoward!â he said.
âOkay thenâŠâ I said.
I grabbed the spear and began to use my intent to pressure it, all while using my bare hands to hit it, each attack made the Ego cry in pain.
CLASH! CLASH! CLASH!
âOuch! Stop! Agh! Ouch! No! Donât hit me! How can you hit me if I am so precious?!â
CLAASH!
âGYYYAAAHâŠ! S-Stop! Have mercy!â
I looked at it once more, a sadistic smile showed up. Somehow, it canât really fight back against me, so I have to just suppress his annoying personality.
âOnly if you behave like an obedient little weapon and do as your mistress say!â I said.
âUghâŠ! You canât just do that!â he cried.
âI can! I can even break you to pieces, donât worry, you can actually regenerate back in a few hours!â I laughed.
âY-Youâre really a monster! I am the Demon King! How can you talk to me like thisâŠ?!â he asked.
âDemon King?â I asked.
âI⊠I donât really remember muchâŠâ he said.
âAndromeda what is this? This guy was someone else before?â I asked.
âEh?! I-I donât know! I just made the Ego with the divine pointsâŠâ said Andromeda.
âI just created you, stop pretending youâre somebody elseâŠâ I said.
âI-I used to be somebody else until⊠Erm⊠Huh. I really donât remember anythingâŠâ he said.
âHahh⊠What a pain. Just obey me from now on.â I said.
âNo!â he said angrily.
âOkay then⊠you forced me! Donât cry later!â I laughed.
He looked at me with his single red-colored eye, the spear began to tremble in fear as it started to scream in horror.
âGyyyyaaaaahh! Stop! Stop! UuaagghâŠ!â
CLASH!
âNo! Stop!â
CRASH!
âYou utter lunatic! I cracked! There is a crack there!â
CLAASH!
âGyyyaaaah! I left a few pieces in the ground! You plan to break your own weapon?!â
âYes!â
âNooooo! Youâre crazy! Youâre bat shit crazy! Help! Help meee! Have mercy! Please!â
CRASH!
CRASH!
BOOM!
âUuuuuaaaaaaagggghâŠ!â
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After a long while, everything calmed down.
Black ended with cracks all over his body, but they were already regenerating, in a few hours, he should be back to normal.
But he seemed way different now, especially on his own personality.
He had changed.
âSo? Youâre not going to rebel or talk back to me again, right, dear Black?â I asked.
âI-I wonât, boss!â he said.
After giving Black a good beating, he became submissive and obedient. I donât know how long this will last him, but for now he seemed to be too fearful to fight back.
He had realized he couldnât fight back against me, and really didnât wanted to see himself being cracked into pieces, so he gave up his pride and made me stop before I did something bad to him.
âSo youâre okay with things as they are, right? I expect you to not fight back anymore.â I said.
âI wonâtâŠâ he sighed.
âReally?â I asked.
âI told you that I wonât! You stu- stu⊠stupendous boss!â he said.
âHmmm⊠Good.â I said.
âSIGHâŠâ
Black seemed stressed, but this was the way to do it, I wasnât going to go around with a weapon that annoyed me all the time. Although I am sure that nature will resurface sooner or later eventually, he seems like those relentless types of guys that wonât give up so easily no matter how hard you try to shut them up.
Having my spear talk back to me is really something new to me, but I will have to bear with it for now. The Wyvern Overlord could be considered something like an Ego Weapon I guess, but he doesnât have such capabilities, and now heâs more like another god than a weapon by itself.
But talking about the Ego thing⊠it is a very unique mechanic. I had not seen it before, and it must be made by myself completely⊠well, not me, but the System I created by stealing the data from the original system.
But where do these things originate from? Do they come from another universe? Or are they completely new creations?
HmâŠ
Well, anywaysâŠ
Now that I am left with this annoying guy, I will begin calling him Black, I guess.
âSo, Black, want to see your two new siblings be born?â I asked.
âUgh⊠Are you going to hit them like you did to me?!â he asked.
âI donât know, maybe if they donât act disrespectfully, I wonât.â I said.
âHahaha⊠Kireina-sama, youâve grown a bit scaryâŠâ said Andromeda.
âSorry⊠I am a bit scary sometimesâŠâ I sighed.
âW-Well, I hope Black learns his lesson, okay? Donât provoke Kireina-sama, sheâs your master, you canât just talk back to her like that, you little and evil Ego!â said Andromeda.
âI will talk back to anyone I want however I wantâŠâ he said angrily.
âOh yeah?â I asked with a teasing smirk.
âE-Except you, boss! Of course not you!â he said.
âOh, alrightâŠâ I said.
Now, it was time to finally create a new Ego- no, more like name it and fuse it to my second Spear, the Spear of Void, Ginnungagap! I held one of the spherical orbs, another empty Ego, and began to think about a name.
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