"Wouldnât it be better to just have a huge fight and vent all that pent-up frustration?!"
When this disastrous arbitration was uttered, the intensity of what should have been an ordinary coupleâs quarrel escalated dramatically. By the time Sakatsuki arrived, he witnessed nothing short of an all-out war.
Two ordinary peopleâneither magi nor Heroic Spiritsâbegan splashing each other with water from the fountain, which then escalated into physical combat. In the end, the wife won with an uppercut to her husbandâs jaw... Although the couple did leave arm-in-arm laughing after thanking Astolfo, the casualties before reaching this resolution were far too greatâ
The cafĂ©âs window was shattered, Kairiâs clothes were drenched from the water splashes, overturned tables were broken, a plate of food that had been on one table hit Sieg square in the head, and the unfinished spaghetti sauce splattered all over Jeanne dâArcâs face.
Astolfo deftly caught another plate of spaghetti and was about to put it back when Sakatsuki pushed the door open. Seeing him stunned by the scene before him, Astolfoâs eyes gleamed mischievously as he hurled the plate at him.
"Surpriseâ"
"...You truly are a walking natural disaster, Astolfo." With a sigh, Sakatsuki caught the plate with practiced ease and began walking toward him. "The Red Saber is a top-tier Servant. If even sheâs gone missing, the Black faction should have sent more elite forces, no? Why is it just you and... Jeanne?"
"Ahaha, but weâve got you here, donât we?" Seeing that Sakatsuki wasnât going to retaliate, Astolfo finally straightened up from where heâd been leaning back into Siegâs arms and grinned. "Besides, Achilles, Karna, and Atalanta have all disappeared for some reason, and Chiron canât leave the fortress. That only leaves us to handle things."
"I must have been out of my mind to bring you along." Jeanne scrubbed at her face furiously, the sticky sensation making her nauseous. "With you around, the chances of getting dragged into trouble practically double. Does sunlight make your mental condition worse?"
Even the Ruler herself had to say itâthe mishaps theyâd encountered along the way spoke for themselves. Yet far from feeling remorse, Astolfo puffed out his chest proudly.
"Of course! Iâm the great adventurer, after all. Plenty of sunlight only makes me more excited! Besides, trouble is fun, and I really like humans too!"
Indeed, the Paladin Astolfo truly must have adored humans. Just seeing ordinary people walking down the street would bring a delighted smile to his face.
"Why do you like humans so much?" Sieg asked quietly.
"Hmm... I donât know. Maybe turn the question aroundâwhy would anyone dislike them?"
Hearing this, Sieg found herself at a loss for words. The people Astolfo watched with such a smile were neither righteous nor wickedâjust perfectly ordinary humans.
Neither goodwill nor malice, merely background propsâthough it might sound harsh, thatâs indeed the extent of their existence to Sieg, Sakatsuki, and even some Servants.
"Absolutely! Just like background props, some people will live their entire lives without ever intersecting with ours. Theyâll do both good and bad things, and which path they take is entirely their choice. But if I get involved, something might changeâand thatâs the most fascinating part!"
Astolfo laughed heartily, waving his arms excitedly as he exclaimed:
"A petty thug I beat up at night might decide to turn his life around! The quarreling couple earlier might have a child who makes some groundbreaking discovery! Or maybe nothing changes at all! Thatâs exactly why I love humansâthe possibilities hidden in that âmaybeâ!"
Spinning around and dancing in the café, his cheerful demeanor made the other customers glance at him with a mix of annoyance and amusement before returning to their own affairs. Meanwhile, in the shadows of the café, two men exchanged glances and twitched their lips.
"Too bright. This idiotâs like the sunâmy eyes are about to burn out."
"...Agreed. Even sunglasses arenât enough."
"Miss...?" The café owner approached Astolfo with a helpless shrug. "Who exactly is going to cover the damages to my little shop?"
Astolfoâs cheerful expression vanished. Even with his Innocent Monster skill, he understood the saying, "A single coin can stump even a hero."
"Um... Could you make it cheaper?"
"Miss, not calling the police is already the height of my generosity."
"Huh? Ah! Please, no police! Iâm sorry! Master? Master?!"
Turning around, Astolfo realized in horror that everyone else had already left the café, chatting and laughing as they distanced themselves from a certain someone inside.
"First, change your clothes. Then, explain what happened."
"Understood."
As the group walked away, Astolfo stood frozen for a long moment before the cruel reality of his abandonment finally sank in. A wail escaped him.
"Whâhyâ?!"
It was truly a sight to move listeners to tears and onlookers to sorrow... or perhaps celebration.
Leaving behind the tearful Astolfo, who single-handedly took over the work of a dozen dishwashers, Sakatsuki soon got the full story elsewhere.
"So, at noon, while you were reporting the situation to WaverâLord El-Melloi IIâyou found Saber too noisy and kicked her out. Then, after the call ended, you started crafting a Mystic Code. By dinnertime, you realized Saber hadnât returned and completely lost contact with her?"
"Thatâs the gist of it," Kairi admitted, hanging his head.
In truth, he had omitted one detail. If it had just been the call with El-Melloi, he wouldnât have needed to avoid Mordred. But afterward, he had to craft a countermeasure against Assassin of Black, Semiramis. The specimen he obtained from Belfeban was far too dangerous, demanding absolute focusâwhich was why he had found an excuse to shove Mordred out.
After the completion of the ritual, Kairi found that he could no longer contact Mordred. Even the thoughts transmitted through the causality threads sank without a trace, receiving no response.
"Her spiritual signature is still present on the spiritual compass. She hasnât left SighiÈoara," Jeanne dâArc said.
"If it were a battle between Servants, SighiÈoara wouldnât be this quiet," Sieg wondered aloud. "Only Servants should be able to interfere with causality threads. Since Uncle Kairiâs contract hasnât been severed, what could have caused Mordred to lose contact?"
Uncle... Kairi didnât even have time to feel annoyed. Strangely enough, though he had only spent a few days with Mordred, their bond was already stronger than any "friendship" he had formed in his long life.
Now that Mordred was missing, he appeared calm on the surface but was actually frantic with worryâjust short of begging heaven and earth for help.
"From a magecraft perspective, causality threads arenât something that can be casually severed. I suspect the Red Caster might be behind this! The Red Faction is currently outnumbered. Even if they took the Black Saber, it wouldnât help much. Itâs very possible theyâre trying to eliminateâor even stealâthe Red Saber before the decisive battle!"
"Um, is there a chance she just... went off to have fun?" Astolfo suddenly popped up, eager to contribute. However, the others shot him a glance that practically screamed intellectual superiority.
"W-whatâs wrong?"
Sieg sighed. "Youâre oversimplifying things, Rider. Tomorrow is the decisive battle. I donât think the Red Saber would be reckless enough to wander off at this point. Any unexpected event now should be considered a worst-case scenarioâcaptured, incapacitated, or even dead..."
"Ahem, letâs not jump to conclusions, Sieg," Jeanne interjected, glancing at Kairi, who was on the verge of turning ashen. "She might still be resisting. After all, Saber is the strongest class. Even the Red Faction wouldnât be able to capture her so easily."
But her tone made it clear she wasnât optimistic about Mordredâs current situation.
In short, everyone had reached a consensusâMordred must have encountered some crisis, undoubtedly related to the enemy. She was in danger. Grave danger!
"What do you think, Sakatsuki?" Jeanne blinked, suddenly redirecting the conversation to the silent young man. "Weâre all well aware of your strategic prowess. When you were our enemy, you gave the Black Faction plenty of trouble. And you know the Red Faction better than anyone... Whatâs your take on this?"
What do I think? Iâm just gonna sleep through this!
Sakatsuki felt zero urgency. Artoria was his contracted Servant, so he naturally had a sense of her location and condition. Unsurprisingly, neither she nor Reika had left SighiÈoaraâwhich meant Mordredâs situation was obvious.
"...If Iâm not mistaken, letâs go." With another weary sigh, Sakatsuki strode forward, leading the groupâwho were still debating "how Mordred might have died"âtoward a certain location.
When they arrived at an abandoned church, they heard the sound of a heated argument. Among the voices, one particularly defiant girlâs voice rang out loud and clear:
"Sir Mordred, if you continue to be this stubborn, it will mean war! My Excalibur wonât hold back!"
"Huh? Bring it on then! If I werenât worried about my Masterâs safety, I wouldnât be staying put here so obediently! Last time I wasnât prepared, but this time Iâll definitely knock your teeth out!"
Hearing Mordred mention him, Kairi could no longer restrain himself and rushed frantically toward the church. However, Sakatsuki held him back, leading everyone around the simple bounded field to climb through the churchâs broken window.
The sight that greeted them made even the holy maiden Jeanne dâArc, the paladin Astolfo, and mercenary Kairi gasp in shock, unable to believe their eyes:
"What... what are all these things..."