"HahahahaââIâm dying of laughterââ" Xu Na leaned against her robust older brother, laughing so hard she was shaking, her fiery figure presenting quite the view due to her vigorous movements, "Bro, did you see, Xiao Meng is so good at causing trouble..."
Xu Lei tried to keep a straight face, but his constantly trembling shoulders betrayed his current mood. To be honest, when he pulled up the video to watch, he almost burst out laughing too. Itâs not that heâs immature, itâs just that Xiao Meng is so unreliable!
We have to start from when Su Jiameng said, "Since youâre here, donât even think about leaving," and six mechas descended from the sky.
Of course, donât get it wrong, these six mechas werenât reinforcements from the Iron Lion Team. Besides, the models of these mechas were quite outdated, and no one from the Iron Lion Team would use them. However, they never expected they would be screwed over so badly by these six mechas!
The six mechas suddenly seemed high-end, grand, and upscale, transforming into powerful War Gods while unmanned, and with extremely tricky fighting styles! When Xu Na saw that humanoid mecha disable half of the opponentâs mechaâs combat power from the front, and then give it a brutal bear hug, the serious competition took on a comedic tone.
Though the configuration of the six mechas was not high, even weaker than the worst mecha of the Iron Lion Team, under Su Jiamengâs manipulation, their combat power was incredibly terrifying. In the eyes of a true Mecha Master, the quality of the mecha is not the decisive factor for victory! The mecha that bear-hugged others extended six iron vines from its back, temporarily immobilizing a few mechas nearby.
At this moment, a slightly sleazy-looking humanoid mecha, wielding a Laser Particle Sword, changed its attack method, and thrust the sword into the unfortunate bear-hugged mecha from behind, targeting... well, in human terms, it would be the petal area.
And the instigator, Su Jiameng, somewhat innocently declared (âŻâœâ°)â, to be honest, she really didnât want to do this.
She wasnât a deviant, why would she make such sleazy moves? Though stabbing the petals sounds thrilling, to her, itâs too underhanded! But who told that mecha to have the Energy Block located there, she did it out of necessity... what else could she do... claiming her innocence, she unethically activated stealth mode, laughing so hard she was shaking.
After brutally stabbing the petals, the humanoid mecha holding the Laser Ion Longsword saw that the first strike was successful, immediately withdrew the long sword, beautifully flipping it, slashing at the unlucky fellow below the neck and above the lower abdomen...
Most humanoid mechas have their cockpits in the head or chest and abdomen areas, so this kind of attack is very common. But with the previous feat of brutally stabbing the petals as a precedent, no matter how it attacked now, there was a hint of sleaziness.
However, the configuration of the humanoid mecha was just too low, although its moves were beautiful and swift, the pilot from Xilena Affiliated wasnât to be trifled with either. He decided to make a small jump to temporarily dodge the edge. However, had he known his action would lead to even more troublesome treatment, he certainly wouldnât have dodged, waiting patiently for the long sword to slash through the mecha and cockpit...
As mentioned before, the heroic student from Xilena Affiliated managed to dodge the attack at the last moment, and his partner, seeing his predicament, didnât hesitate to come to his aid to tackle the unmanned humanoid mecha together.
But we know the most terrifying thing in a game isnât having a godlike opponent, but encountering a pig-like teammate. The reinforcements with the "Suicidal Teammate Forever" ability not only failed to help but instead made a mistake, cutting off the retreat route of their teammate.
The unlucky guy, having lost the best retreat route, had to choose a slightly worse one, but he soon realized how foolish this move was. He had companions, and the humanoid mecha had companions too! And they were god-like teammates with divine assist and divine bonus!
"Thereâs a feeling of utter devastation... if mechas could feel, they would surely be in agony, right?" Looking at the unfortunate guyâs fate... he was accidentally kicked by the humanoid mechaâs partner in a certain unspeakable area, and the force was so great that it actually dented, didnât it!
"I canât take it anymoreââIâm going to die of laughterââmy stomach hurtsââ" If Xu Na wasnât leaning against her brother, she might have laughed herself under the table by now, "Xiao Meng really is a cute thing... meeting her is truly a heartbreaking and tear-jerking experience."