I ended up eating alone for the first time in a while.
Normally, Circe or Medea would always be there.
Eating like this made me feel oddly out of place.
âMedea must be really busy.â
Sheâs probably swamped with work and all sorts of tasks.
Even amidst all that, making sure I have food is so like a pro maid.
The menu was a sandwich stuffed with ham and eggs.
The taste is guaranteed, but the problem is the portion.
Maybe it was rushed, or maybe she thought I eat a lot. She made enough to fill an entire basket.
âEven in her busy schedule, sheâs worried I might go hungry. Sheâs got a cute side, doesnât she?â
Appreciating Medeaâs thoughtfulness aside, I figured this could be put to good use.
I grabbed the basket and headed to a certain room.
It was the room where the elf, Diana, was staying.
Knock, knock.
"Yeah~ Come in."
I knocked and opened the door.
There stood an elf in nothing but her underwear.
She was stretching with her arms raised when she finally noticed me.
Wow, look at those breasts and underarms.
Her figure is so stunning, I canât help but be amazed every time I see it.
"Oh, what? Itâs the human? I thought it was that maid again."
Diana didnât even flinch when she saw it was me.
Instead, she flaunted her confidence, showing off her figure.
"Sorry about that. I shouldâve said something first."
"Eh, itâs fine~ You got an eyeful, so you must be happy, right?"
Diana laughed breezily, slowly putting on her clothes. She really acts like a married woman over two centuries old, doesnât she?
âHer reactions are so different from the witches.â
If it were Circe, sheâd be blushing and embarrassed.
This one feels far more experienced by comparison.
Shy women have their own charm to devour.
Bold women have a different kind of thrill when you pound them.
âI want to break that confidence and make her moan with pleasure.â
Regardless, what matters most is their face and how they feel in bed.
I donât care too much about a womanâs personality.
Just look at that maternal, milk-dispensing chest and those childbearing hips.
The moment you lay eyes on them, even a bitch would seem lovable.
"So, why did our human come all the way to my room? Got some naughty request?"
I was about to answer reflexively, but something she said caught my attention.
"Human?"
"Yeah, youâre a human, arenât you?"
"I told you my name, so why call me that?"
"Humans die so quickly, is there even a point in remembering their names?"
...This elfâs personality is something else.
"Hahaha! Kidding, kidding! Itâs Karl Mars, right? I remember it perfectly. Donât make that face."
"...Thatâs not exactly a fun joke for a human to hear from a long-lived species."
"Hehe! So cute. Youâre fun to tease, arenât you? Why donât you ditch the witch husband gig and come to our village? I could use you as a servant or something."
"Iâll politely pass on that."
"Tch! So uptight, how boring."
As a wizard, I have more to learn from witches.
Why would I abandon my position as the great witchâs husband?
"By the way, have you eaten yet? I brought some sandwiches. Want to share?"
"Hmm~ Trying to get chummy with food? Naughty boy."
"Just helping out a fellow guest."
"Pfft! Donât act all high and mighty. Fine, I canât say no to a cute humanâs gesture."
Diana flopped onto the bed. She patted the sheet next to her, signaling me to sit. Her every move felt like an older sister teasing her younger brother.
âCalling a guy to her bed so casually.â
Does she feel that comfortable around me or something else is going in her mind?
No reason to refuse, so I sat next to her.
"Ooh~ Looks tasty. Did that witch make this?"
"Probably. Thereâs a head chef, but Medeaâs pretty good at cooking too."
"Hmph~ That witch is something else. Bet you could stab her and not get a drop of blood."
"Medea does have a bit of a golem vibe."
"Pfft! A golem, huh? Youâre kinda funny."
We ate our sandwiches side by side.
Every time she chewed, her large breasts jiggled.
Being so close, I caught a faint fruity scent. Is that an elfâs natural body fragrance?
"Youâve got it rough, huh? Getting dragged into a witchâs mess and suffering for it."
"Well, I used to think that way at first."
Back when I didnât know Circe had such a killer body and face.
If wizards knew the great witch was such a beauty, theyâd be lining up to be taken by her.
Some would probably swear to be her slave for life just for one night with her.
Circeâs breasts and pussy are worth that much.
I get to enjoy her day or night, no problem. So what can I say more?
"But Iâm pretty satisfied with this life now. The great witch treats me kindly too."
"Hmm~ Really? She might be fine as a host, but as a woman, isnât she kinda lacking?"
Diana propped her cheek on her hand, giving me a suggestive look. She leaned forward, naturally accentuating her chest.
With a smile as fresh as a morning forest, itâs clear this elf is deliberately showing off her figure and trying to lure me.
â...Maybe showing herself in her underwear was intentional too.â
"You probably donât even get to have proper married life. Well, itâs common among long-lived species."
"We have sex every day, though?"
"What? Uh, really? I mean, seriously?"
My answer mustâve been quite a shock. Diana got so flustered she even used polite speech.
"Still, doing it with a stone-cold witch canât be that fun, right?"
"Sheâs pretty responsive. Cries a lot, gets really wet."
"Those stiff witches?!"
The elfâs eyes widened dramatically.
If she heard about Circe sucking my dick or having outdoor sex, sheâd probably faint from shock alone.
"Thatâs... surprising."
"Do elves not have much of a married life?"
"Huh? Oh, well, you know. Itâs just how it is."
From her reaction, it seems like they donât do it much.
Well, elves do have a pretty small population overall compared to the human population whose sole existence is to reproduce and increase population.
âGuess her married life isnât exactly thrilling.â
Itâs surprisingly common among couples.
The wife wants more, but the husband avoids sex.
Itâs especially common with older couples.
âWonder if that applies to long-lived species too.â
Itâs clear Dianaâs dissatisfied with her marriage. She even subtly calls witches boring, as if they donât know much about sex.
In other words, Dianaâs an elf with a strong interest in that area.
Though, with little experience, sheâs probably what youâd call a wannabe slut.
âThis could be useful.â
I spoke to Diana, who had a slightly sulky expression.
"Circe really wants to have a kid, so weâve been having sex every night."
"E-Every night? Isnât that exhausting? I mean, doesnât it drain a guyâs stamina?"
"I can handle that much no problem. In fact, itâs not enough, so we do it during the day too."
"... O-Ohh~"
Dianaâs eyes flicked down toward my pants.
Pretty honest look and reaction.
At the same time, magic activated, revealing information.
[Elf Dianaâs psyche: Strong sexual desire, dissatisfaction with married life, longing to have a child, inferiority complex about magic]
âAs expected, all that confidence and sass, but sheâs still a long-lived species.â
Elves live long lives too. Compared to humans, usually theyâre not great at scheming or understanding psychology, though there are exceptions.
"Elves donât seem to do it much, huh? Not much action in the bedroom?"
"Well... elves generally have low sex drives. Though there are exceptions."
I was sure Diana was that exception.
"Come to think of it, you mentioned you already have a husband."
"Oh... yeah, I do, but..."
"Iâd like some advice for my own married life. Do you have kids?"
"...No kids. I want them, but my husbandâs not into it."
"Oh, I see. Thatâs surprising. If I had a wife like you, Diana, Iâd be making love every day and make a kid every year."
Dianaâs eyes widened in surprise, her white ears turning slightly red.
"Oh... ahem! Ahem! You really think so?"
"Of course. Iâd never seen a beauty like you until I came here."
"...You saw some here, so does that include the witches?"
"Well, Circe is really pretty."
"Hmph~"
Diana gave me a peculiar look.
I havenât touched her yet, so I canât read her innermost thoughts.
But I donât need to, to know what sheâs thinking.
This elf has an inferiority complex about magic and Circe is arguably the greatest witch in the world.
"...You really love your wife, donât you?"
"Hmm... probably?"
"Probably?"
"To be honest, I was kinda sold off to this place."
I gave a wry smile and scratched my head.
"Circeâs my first wife and lover, so I think I love her. But I donât have anything to compare it to, so Iâm not sure if itâs real love."
Thatâs a pure 120% lie.
Before I came here, Iâd fucked so many maids and village girls Iâd need more than both hands and feet to count them.
But if my guess is right, this elf will definitely...
"...Maybe thatâs not real love."
Just as I thought.
I held back a laugh and put on a serious face.
"I-Is that so?"
"You said sheâs your first wife. How can you be sure itâs love?"
"Well... but Circeâs been good to me."
"Thatâs exactly why. Youâre in this unfamiliar place, feeling anxious. Then a woman treats you kindly, and you mistake it for affection. That shady witch probably planned it that way."
Diana spoke as if she was genuinely worried about me.
But I could see it clearly.
The filthy desire lurking within this elf.
She already feels inferior to the great witch, and sheâs jealous that, unlike her, Circe gets to have all the sex and a happy married life.
"Iâm saying this because youâre a nice guy who brought sandwiches to the first elf you met."
Jealousy, inferiority, envy.
Surprisingly, these emotions make living beings the most proactive.
"...Think about it. If youâre really an innocent victim, as an elf, I could help you."
While being honest about her desires.
"...Or at least be someone you can talk to."
"Thank you. Youâre really kind, Diana."
"Pfft! Youâre probably the only one whoâd say that to an elf."
Diana flashed a vibrant smile, clearly amused.
âAlright, the seedâs been planted.â
Now, all thatâs left is to make this elf want to get closer to me, bit by bit.
Judging by her reactions, it probably wonât take long.
***
Diana Pov
"Ugh, why did I even say all that?"
In the room Karl left behind, Diana, now alone, scratched her head. Sheâd just meant to mess with a human out of boredom.
But she ended up saying way too much.
Personal stuff about her married life and family matters.
Even offering to help him, unprompted.
"Itâs weird how I just keep talking when heâs around. Whatâs up with that?"
Itâs like he has this unique, relaxing vibe.
Coming to the witchâs mansion always made her uneasy.
But when that humanâs around, she somehow feels better. She even thought about wanting to cuddle him while sleeping.
â...That annoying great witch gets to spend every night with him.â
Itâs only natural for a married couple to sleep together every night.
But for Diana, whoâs dissatisfied with her own marriage, even that feels unfair.
Combined with her usual inferiority complex toward witches, she couldnât help but envy the great witch.
"...Itâs kinda pissing me off."
Whether she realized her emotions were being manipulated or not, Diana found herself irritated by Circe.
Enough to briefly entertain the idea of helping (or stealing) the poor human whoâd been sold to the great witch as her husband.