Witches donât have a culture of weddings.
In fact, the concept of marriage itself doesnât exist.
A tribe of only women, without men.
Even their children are created by witches alone through magic.
âWith no men or women to marry, why would there be a wedding?â
Thatâs why I was accepted as Circeâs husband without any formalities.
Witches have little concept of marriage or relationships.
âBut that alone isnât enough to solidify my position.â
To the witches, Iâm just Human A, brought in as the Great Witchâs husband.
To those unaware of the details, Iâm little more than a stud.
Theyâre curious and treat me as the leaderâs husband.
But thatâs where it ends.
Over time, they might see me as one of the village, but thatâs not what I want.
âI need to make my problems the witchesâ problems, to wield real influence.â
Thatâll make my revenge easier.
What lord could stand against the husband of the Great Witch, backed by the witches?
In short, not just Circe but the entire witch tribe needs to acknowledge me.
âAnd the best way to do that is to publicly declare Iâm the Great Witchâs husband.â
The best method for that is a wedding.
Gathering everyone to openly proclaim our bond.
Itâs no coincidence nobles hold grand parties or succession ceremonies.
Theyâre platforms to solidify relationships and status.
A wedding with Circe would firmly establish me as the Great Witchâs husband to all witches.
â...Well, aside from that, I genuinely want to have a proper wedding.â
Circe is my wife, plain and simple.
I want to ensure she gets the happiness a wife deserves.
A wedding, a dress...
Since weâre married, wouldnât it be nice for her to experience it at least once?
"No matter what happens, no matter what obstacles stand in our way, Iâll love you forever. So, will you marry me?"
"Ah..."
Circe stood there, dazed, as if she couldnât process it.
A single tear rolled down her pale cheek.
"Circe?"
"Ah..ah!"
Startled, Circe hurriedly wiped her tear.
"S-Sorry. I never imagined youâd think of something like this..."
"Thatâs understandable. This is a human custom, after all."
"No, itâs not that... Well, yes."
Circe is, after all, a witch. She brought me here for her successor, but she probably never considered a wedding.
Since it was half a transaction, she likely didnât expect it.
"I really never imagined it. But thatâs why... your heart makes me so happy."
Circe, her eyes moist, smiled brightly.
A smile so full of happiness that even a fairy of joy couldnât compete.
Her smile was so beautiful that even I, whoâd seen her beauty countless times, felt my heart race.
"Thank you so much. Loving me like this is truly a great blessing and happiness."
"...Iâm glad. If youâre happy, Circe, Iâm happy too."
I smiled back at Circe.
Even though the wedding and proposal were planned with political motives, seeing her this happy filled my chest with pride and joy.
"So, Circe, your answer?"
"...Yes, this needs to be said clearly."
She reached out with a delicate touch, as if handling glass.
"Of course, gladly."
I smiled and slipped the ring onto her finger.
A new vow was added to our already-married bond.
---
"Ehehehe."
Circe sat at her desk, staring at her hand, giggling like a fool.
On her ring finger was the ring I gave her.
Normally, she maintained a dignified expression, but now she wore the widest, silliest smile of any woman.
She was truly the happiest woman in the world.
Why wouldnât she be? Sheâd been confirmed in love by the man she loved.
Circe was already content with our relationship.
Aside from daily sex, Iâm not a man who skimps on affection.
I whisper praise and love so much that Circe gets embarrassed.
She tells me to stop, but itâs hard to hide how much she enjoys it.
For a man brought in abruptly, genuinely loving his wife isnât easy.
Yet I proposed formally!
Receiving a proposal on bended knee made her so happy she cried.
Even now, recalling it filled her heart with overwhelming joy.
âReally, Karl. If you wanted a wedding so badly, you shouldâve told me~â
Sheâd never cared about rings or weddings.
But because it was a gift from Karl, even the jewels she didnât care for felt so dear.
Being proposed to by Karl made her so happy she stomped her feet.
She hugged her pillow tightly and kicked the blanket in bed.
A witch over three centuries old acting like a teenage girl.
Thatâs how uncontrollably happy Circe was.
...And someoneâno, a witchâwas quietly watching her.
âItâs really hard to interrupt this mood.â
It was Medea, my personal maid and Circeâs adopted daughter.
As one of Circeâs secretaries, she handled various tasks.
Being close to me, she also managed matters between us.
That was fine, and this situation was actually joyful.
Circeâs happiness was Medeaâs happiness too.
Seeing Circe so openly joyful, Medea was satisfied that the pervert was doing his husbandly duties...
âBut she canât stay like this forever.â
It wasnât about the Great Witchâs duties or anything trivial.
It was about Circeâs wedding itself.
A wedding isnât something you just decide to do.
Medea, in her position, was tasked with managing this wedding.
She couldnât let Circe keep giggling like that.
"Ahem! Ahem!"
Medea steeled herself and approached Circe.
"Great Witch, do you have a moment?"
"Hah! Uh, whatâs up?"
Circe turned away from the ring, acting as if nothing happened.
Like a kid pretending to study after slacking off.
Unfortunately, there was nothing at the end of her gaze.
"..."
Medea was momentarily thrown off by the blatant act.
But keeping her composure, as a top-tier maid would, she showed no sign of it.
"Have you thought about how youâd like the wedding to go?"
"Oh, I heard human weddings involve gathering people to swear love and receive blessings, right?"
"Thatâs my understanding as well."
"Then maybe we can gather everyone and have some dessert. Oh! Karl making a public confession in front of everyone would be nice too. Hehe!"
"Hmm."
Not a bad suggestion.
Medeaâs research on weddings in books described something similar.
But it felt a bit lacking.
This wasnât just anyoneâs weddingâit was the Great Witch Circeâs one and only wedding.
Before her status or position, Circe was loved and respected by all witches.
Should her wedding be the same as an ordinary humanâs?
No, Medea, who admired Circe, couldnât accept that.
"Well~ As long as Karlâs there, I donât care about the rest~ Hehe!"
But Circe was already in full-on love mode, blind to everything else.
She was satisfied just with Karlâs formal proposal.
â...This wonât do.â
Itâs a disloyal thought, but Circe was no help when it came to romance.
The bigger issue was that Medea didnât know much about weddings either.
No witch would.
âI guess I have no choice but to ask that guy.â
Acknowledging him was frustrating and annoying.
But for Circeâs happiness, he was necessary.
---
"Obviously, itâs gotta be as grand and flashy as possible."
"...You think so?"
How should the wedding be held?
Karl answered Medeaâs question without hesitation.
"Itâs Circeâs one and only wedding, no matter what. It canât have any shortcomings."
"...Youâre right."
Medea nodded, quietly impressed.
For once, she was on the same page as this guy.
His expression showed genuine enthusiasm too.
"Letâs hold it in the village square and invite every witch in the estate. The decorations and food should be top-notch. Oh, are there any singers among the witches?"
"Quite a few are talented. Witches are very into cultural activities."
An all-female tribe, witches were obsessed with fashion, dance, and song.
In fact, Circe and Medea were among the more reserved and quiet witches.
"Thatâs great. I donât know much about it, so pick some candidates, Medea. Or maybe let anyone who wants to perform do it?"
"...Considering Circeâs reputation, we might end up with a whole wedding of singing. Iâll select a few and show you."
"Sounds good. Iâll leave that to you, Medea. Iâm already swamped with planning the weddingâs structure and proceedings."
"Hmm."
They were surprisingly in sync.
He was offering good ideas actively.
Above all, his care for Circe felt genuine.
That alone made Medea appreciate his efforts.
Grab
"Eek."
...If only he didnât pull this sexual harassment nonsense all the time.
"...Why are you suddenly grabbing my ass?"
"I havenât touched it today, and your plump ass is just too cute."
"Youâre seriously a crazy bastard."
"Youâre the only witch I can be this casual with."
"If this is the result of being casual, I wanna kick you."
Karl chuckled and let go.
It felt like this kind of harassment had become a greeting after spending time together.
"Anyway, about the wedding budget. How much can we spend?"
"...Honestly, it doesnât matter. We have endless money and jewels, and Circeâs never been big on spending."
"Then weâve gotta go all out for this."
Karlâs face turned serious again, as if he hadnât just grabbed her ass.
Normally, heâd keep groping, but he showed no sign of it now.
â...This trashy pervertâs love for Circe seems genuine.â
It was true that Circe had been much happier since meeting him.
I had to admit he was a good man and husband.
...If only he werenât such a pervert, heâd be perfect.
"The decorations should be lavish, and since no one beats witches at magic, we need fireworks at least. The cake should be massive, enough for everyone, to make it symbolic. Witches like pretty things, right?"
Karl scribbled notes, moving busily.
Then, with a serious face, as if solving a complex magic circuit problem, he said:
"And the wedding dress."
"Oh, the dress humans wear for weddings?"
"Yeah, a pure white wedding dress that suits Circe perfectly. Thatâs the most important part."
Indeed.
Medea nodded in agreement.
The bride should be the star of the wedding.
Medea knew that much.
Circe had to be the most beautiful bride in the world.
"Iâll commission the best designer right away."
"Great. Iâll review the dress too, so get it to me quickly."
Thus, Circe and Karlâs wedding preparations moved forward smoothly.
...
A|N: This chap and next two chaps are going to be bonus for the generous car
Nagumo_1
gifted to the novel.