Andy: "..."
Little girl, knowing this stuff!
Are kids today all so precocious?
Ye Yang smiled a little: "Do you like me?"
Song Xiaoxi nodded vigorously: "I like you to the bone! I love you!"
"Pfft..." Kids, do they really know what love is?
"Haha," Ye Yang chuckled at the little girlâs passionate outburst, "by the time you grow up, Iâll be old."
"I donât mind!!"
Ye Yang couldnât possibly take this to heart, but this little girl really is quite lovable. "Whatâs your name?"
"My name is Song Xiaoxi!"
"Xiaoxi, huh? Quite cute, did your mom name you?"
"Yeah yeah!"
"Itâs getting late, go find your mom, I have to go to work."
"I came here to find you today!"
"I know."
"No, you donât know!" Song Xiaoxi shook her head seriously, "I saw Uncle Andy posted a job for an assistant, I came here today to apply to be your assistant! Look, I even brought my luggage!"
Ye Yang & Andy: "..."
The two looked at each other.
Ye Yang thought, maybe the kidâs mom is also a fan of his, which is why she knows so much about his activities?
"Is it your mom who wants to apply?" Ye Yang asked.
Song Xiaoxi shook her head vigorously: "No! She would never apply! Sheâs not your fan! Sheâs always stopping me from chasing you! She discourages me every day! Telling me itâs impossible to marry you! Wants me to give up the idea!"
"Ahem..." Andy scratched his head.
This...
The kidâs mom isnât wrong.
No matter how heavy Ye Yangâs tastes might be...
Tsk tsk, he wouldnât go for such a little girl.
As Song Xiaoxi continued, she suddenly remembered something, squinted her eyes, and leaned on the car to say, "Da Bao told me yesterday... she slept with you!"
"Pfftâ" This time Andy really spat out.
What... not a fan? How did she end up having slept with him?
Ye Yang: "..."
"It canât be true!!" Song Xiaoxi looked at him with great anticipation, "It canât be true, right! Song Dabao, that old woman, how could she have slept with my husband!!"
Andy spat again.
He knew the term "husband" was how fans affectionately referred to Ye Yang online, kind of teasing and expressing their fondness, but hearing it from this little girl...
It just sounds so weird!
"Ahem," Ye Yang raised an eyebrow, "Xiaoxi, go find your mom."
"Nope, Iâve run away from home! I wonât go back to her!"
"..."
Run away from home??
"Really!" Song Xiaoxi emphasized, "She doesnât want me anymore! So I ran away to apply for the assistant job, to support myself. Heh... I want to be with my husband every day!"
Ye Yang rubbed his temple, poking her lightly: "I could be your uncle, donât get me locked up."
The way she calls him...
Sounds criminal!
How could a mom not want her kid?
They didnât take it to heart.
"Then call me Oppa!" Song Xiaoxi blinked her eyes, infatuated, "Wow... really looks several times more handsome up close... so cool..."
The little girl was almost drooling.
"Young Master Ye Yang, we should go now, stop playing with the little girl."
"Hey... what do you mean by playing, Iâm really here to apply for the assistant position! With my title as a vice president of the Fan Club!"
What? Sheâs a vice president?