"Doesn't look like it to me!"
"Brother Dog's right! Look at themâone's neither human nor ghost, the other's a literal minotaur. How could trash like this be friends with Big Bro?"
"Yeah, Big Bro's a man of refined tastes. No way he'd know these thugs who come barking at the gates!"
...
Several black-robed figures muttered among themselves, eyeing the duo like they were idiots.
The skeleton lounged at the center of these bizarre creatures, basking in the attention, utterly ignoring the two demons as if they were mere background extras.
The scene grew painfully awkward.
The Skeleton Venerable and Ox Demon were high-ranking demon lords, beings of immense power. To be dismissed as street thugs ignited their fury. The half-skulled Skeleton Venerable unleashed his oppressive aura, aiming to crush these freaks beneath his might!
"Insolence!"
"You, a mere demon servant, dare consort with these lowlifes? Youâve forgotten your station and purpose. Today, you die!"
Before his aura could fully manifest, one of the black-robed figures flipped back its hoodârevealing a dogâs head!
Not only was it unafraid, it stared right back, shaking its head in exasperation.
"Tsk tsk!"
"Definitely not Big Broâs friend. Big Broâs like a thousand-mile steedâdestined to be as dashing as the wind. This guyâs half-human, half-ghost, impure as a mule, neither horse nor donkey. Probably a eunuch too."
The other hoods dropped, revealing a giant centipede nodding vigorously.
"Second Broâs right! This thingâs a mutt. Unworthy of knowing someone as legendary as Big Bro!"
A bear chimed in, dumbly agreeing.
"Ohhh, now that you mention it, theyâre way out of their league."
The insults kept coming, growing even cruder. The Skeleton Venerableâs rage boiled over, his original purpose forgottenânow he just wanted blood.
His bony fists clenched with a sickening crackle, death energy swirling around him.
Ox Demon, however, stayed calm. Watching these oddballs mock them so brazenly, his bull-like eyes flickered with suspicion. Then he studied the cocky skeleton, who hadnât even glanced their way. Something felt off...
He spoke up first, urging caution.
"Skeleton Venerable, hold your hand!"
"These creatures arenât normal. That âdemon servantâ acts too arrogantly, unlike any weâve seen. What if... just what if, this skeleton isnât from the Demon Realm at all?"
"Letâs not jeopardize our mission. We should gather intel first."
The dog, centipede, and other chuckleheads were too busy critiquing appearances to notice this loud "whispering."
But the half-skulled demon was beyond reasoning. He snarled:
"Mission my ass!"
"I, whoâve dominated for millennia, have never been humiliated like this! Today, Iâllâ!"
His words froze mid-sentence.
Both demons disintegrated into dust, erased from existence without a traceâas if theyâd never been.
The dog gazed adoringly at the skeleton, whoâd merely lifted a finger.
"Big Broâs mighty! Big Broâs invincible!"
The centipede and bear joined the cheer, stars in their eyes.
"Big Broâs unbeatable! Unbeatable!"
Oddly, Lu Benwei didnât bask in the praise this time.
He just seemed annoyed, his mood clearly soured.
"Whereâd these trash come from, yapping in broad daylight? Didnât even find any cute girls, just these losers. What a buzzkill..."
He turned seriously to Ao Qing.
"Qing, you said this place was open-minded, with pretty girls everywhere. Whyâve we only run into these clowns?"
"Big Bro, the dung-haulers swore itâs true! Maybe weâre in the wrong spot. Letâs try further ahead..." Ao Qing awkwardly rubbed his paws.
The group muttered among themselves, moving on like nothing happened, the demons already forgotten.
The world returned to peace, as if untouched.
A fleeting moment...
Meanwhile, atop a distant peakâ
Hidden within a magical artifact, Gu Taiyuan was drenched in cold sweat!
That single finger flick, annihilating two demonsâit nearly stopped the old manâs heart. His eyes bulged as wide as Ox Demonâs!
Gah!
Thankfully, Gu Taiyuan clapped a hand over his mouth, stifling his gasp.
Ignoring the sweat on his temples, he peeked through his fingers, his aged eyes trembling, breath held to a whisper.
Heâd seen it all too clearly!
Those two demons were at the Saint Realm, their demonic physiques making them nigh-invincible to ordinary Saints.
Yet theyâd been obliterated in an instant, not even ashes left.
Sweet heavens!
What kind of monster had he just witnessed? This power defied reason!
At the very least...
a True Saint, one whoâd mastered the Heavenly Dao itself!
Gu Taiyuanâs face paled. He redoubled his caution, knowing beings of this caliber were beyond reckoning. Friend or foe? Best not to find out.
His only hope was to wait silently until this entity left.
Thankfully, his ancestral artifact ensured even such a powerhouse couldnât detect him. Otherwise, today mightâve been his last!
A revered ancestor of the ancient Gu Clan now cowered like a novice, shaken to his core.
Back at the forestâs edgeâ
The odd squad continued plotting their "find the girls" operation.
Just as they began doubting Ao Qingâs intelâ
The air rippled. A "frank and open" middle-aged man materialized, dignified in face but stark naked.
Dan Chenzi, back from his unexplained vanishing.
During the earlier crisis, a mysterious force had yanked him into another dimension. Now, he found himself blinking at the bizarre assembly.
Still disoriented and wary, he scanned the area with his spiritual sense.
No demonic energyâjust these... peculiar beings.
They stared at each other in silence until a chilly breeze blew past.
"Whoosh..."
The centipede rubbed its countless legs, sighing meaningfully.
"Huh... Second Broâs intel checks out. This place is open-minded. A bit too open, if you ask me."
The group nodded sagely, eyes full of judgment.
"Eww! Eye bleach!"
"Qing! Never took you for this type! âFacing masculinityâ is a niche tasteâgirls are the universal truth!"
The wind howled louder. Dan Chenzi finally noticed his state, flushing crimson as he hastily conjured robes.
Once dressed, he bowed, mustering his dignity to ask:
"Honored ones, did you encounter two mighty demons?"
The dog, still embarrassed, snorted and changed the subject.
Ahem!
"This lordâs seen no demonsâjust two morons! A cow-headed freak and a half-breed, both dusted by Big Broâs finger!"
Cue another round of fawning.
Watching the skeleton being surrounded by flattery and looking utterly pleasedâdespite having no detectable cultivation auraâand sensing no trace of demonic energy in the vicinity, it really seemed as if what the dog had said was true...
Dan Chenziâs eyes widened in shock.
A single poke, and it was gone? That was just too absurd.
If there existed someone in this world who could annihilate a demonic entity so effortlessly, what kind of cultivation level would that require?!
His heart filled with doubt, Dan Chenzi expanded his divine sense, but indeed, there was no trace of demonic energy left. This couldnât possibly be faked.
This seemingly bizarre existence possessed terrifyingly profound strength...
Dan Chenzi gulped, no longer daring to show the slightest disrespect.
Suppressing his astonishment and relief, he bowed even more reverently and expressed his gratitude: "Many thanks for your assistance, Senior! This humble one is Dan Chenzi, eternally grateful!"
Faced with such sincere thanks, the group of simpletons barely reacted.
Only Lu Benwei watched with eager anticipation.
Dan Chenzi waited respectfully, expecting some profound instruction from this mighty figure.
Who could have guessed that the question posed would be so... peculiar?
"Do you know where to find some girls?"
Huh...?
Dan Chenzi looked up, utterly dumbfounded, completely unprepared for such a question.
Lu Benwei sighed, then casually reached out with his skeletal hand, clawing into the void.
In an instantâ
A familiar figure was yanked out, crouching stiffly on the ground, hands covering his face with slight gaps between his fingers, his eyes wide and fixed on the group.
He gaped in shock, not daring to move an inch.
The sight was as if he were playing hide-and-seek, trembling with fear, fully immersed in his own delusionâhis face practically screaming the words:
"You canât see me... You canât see me..."
At the sight of this man, $2an Chenziâs fury erupted instantly, and he roared in outrageâ
"Gu Taiyuan...! You scoundrel!!!"