Chapter 26: 25 Ding~ Your Golden Thigh Has Arrived

Chapter 26: Chapter 25 Ding~ Your Golden Thigh Has Arrived

“Oh, Lia, it wasn’t as amazing as you said!”

Ya’er waved her hand embarrassedly, her face turning slightly red.

“I didn’t expect Miss Ya’er to be so powerful, way stronger than me!”

Lis also gave a thumbs up to Ya’er, finding the girl’s reaction quite amusing.

“Stop talking about me!” Ya’er waved her hand, turning to Lis and asked,

“Lis, do you have anything else you need to do? I can help you, just treat me to those Golden Shrimp Balls you mentioned last time!”

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As soon as Ya’er opened her mouth, her foodie nature was unmistakable.

“I wanted to find an assassin profession tutor to learn some professional knowledge, but unfortunately, he’s out on a mission and not at the guild.”

“Ah? Lis, why do you want to learn about the assassin, aren’t you a mage…”

Ya’er had not finished her last word when Lis suddenly covered her mouth, the young lady almost blew his cover.

She indeed had figured out that he was a mage!

To avoid being seen as a freak, Lis decided to change locations and have a proper chat with Ya’er.

“Miss Lia, thanks, but I just remembered something urgent at home, I must go now!”

Without waiting for Lia to respond, he dragged Ya’er and dashed away.

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“Ouch, why won’t you let me talk?”

Ya’er, somewhat dissatisfied, said after being dragged by Lis to a small alley outside the guild hall.

“I just don’t want others to know I’m a mage yet, you almost let it slip!”

Lis said, somewhat frustrated.

“I didn’t know, why don’t you want people to know you’re a mage? Aren’t mages very formidable?”

Ya’er asked, a bit embarrassed but also curious.

“It’s because I have an opponent, I don’t want him to know my strength, I plan to train hard and defeat him eventually.”

Lis planned to simply fool Ya’er, who didn’t seem very bright.

Although Ya’er felt something was off, she didn’t mind.

“Then why do you want to learn assassin profession knowledge? Is it useful for boosting your power?”

“Not really, I can’t change my profession to assassin, I just wanted to casually learn a weapon, and studying with the assassin tutor would be good practice with a dagger.”

“Then let me teach you, I know a lot more!”

Ya’er perked up and said proudly to Lis, puffing out her chest.

Lis glanced at the young girl’s chest, thinking there was a huge room for improvement, considered it a bit, and then said,

“Sure, what weapon do you know?”

“Do you want to learn the Longsword?”

“No, I know a bit.”

“How about the Long Spear?”

“No, I know a bit of that too.”

“The sword?”

“No, I still know a bit.”

…

Finding that Lis knew everything she could teach, Ya’er fell into thought about what else she could teach, but she really didn’t know how to use a dagger.

From Ya’er’s words, Lis guessed that if Ya’er really was an advanced professional, she was most likely a Golden Warrior.

Thinking about how his friend Welf was over forty before he barely made it to an advanced warrior, and looking at the young girl’s face, rich in collagen, he couldn’t help but sigh at the great disparity between people.

Welf would probably be really disheartened if he knew.

However, he hadn’t had the chance to think it through earlier; looking at the young Ya’er, who appeared to be only about twenty, albeit somewhat naive and romantic, if she was already a Golden Warrior, she must indeed be a person of extraordinary talent.

In the storyline, he was definitely the core protagonist, the Child of Destiny!

I remember in the main storyline of “Divine Revelation”…..

Warrior profession…

Female…

The story begins when she is only around twenty years old…

Sss~~

Lis gasped, contributing his own part to warming the Gaia World.

If it really is the one he thought of…

That would no longer be just a big help, but a giant’s thigh, “golden thigh” indeed!

Lis knew there were Magic Items that could alter appearances, but…

Looking at the girl bowing her head in contemplation, her adorable appearance, it was really hard to match her with the image of a dashing, resolute Valkyrie, broad-minded on the battlefield of thousands later on.

“Got it!” Just as Lis was mulling over, Ya’er seemed to think of something and excitedly shouted out.

The result, upon lifting her head, she saw Lis staring at her thighs with a peculiar look, she couldn’t help but shiver and quickly stepped back asking,

“What are you looking at?”

While thinking about how to better ‘attach’ himself to the young lady’s thighs, Lis came to his senses and hastily said with embarrassment,

“Ah, nothing, I was thinking about what delicious food to make for you later since you helped me so much!”

I owe you this favor, and you have to accept it whether you like it or not!

After all, if he really could cling to her thighs, the troubles of the assassination during the Sacrificial Festival would be nothing!

“Ah, you’re so nice!” Ya’er happily gave Lis his first “nice guy” card.

Wondering how many cards it would take to turn oneself into a leg accessory.

“Do you want to learn the long whip? I know how, too!” Ya’er hadn’t forgotten the earlier conversation and mentioned it to Lis.

“The long whip?” Lis was quite curious.

In the “Divine Revelation” game, there were numerous types of weapons, but most people used common ones like swords, spears, and blades; even axes and hammers were less used, let alone the unpopular long whip.

But that being said, Lis was only looking to fulfill a specialty requirement with a new Intermediate Weapon proficiency, not really to fight with a long whip.

Thinking about the future Valkyrie teaching him the long whip got him quite excited!

“Sure, I’ll learn the long whip from you!”

“Okay,” Ya’er also happily agreed, for she had always trained in martial arts since she was young and had never been someone else’s teacher before!

Lis looked up at the increasingly dark skies, the sun was about to set, and said to Ya’er,

“It’s getting late today, let’s practice tomorrow. Let’s go buy some ingredients, and I’ll make Golden Shrimp Balls for you tonight.”

“Sure.” Ya’er eagerly agreed, pulling him to the far end of Gedo Street to shop for ingredients as if afraid Lis would change his mind.

“We need this, get more of it!”

“I like this too, let’s take it!”

“Lis, can you make this? I want to buy some too.”

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After their shopping spree, they spent over a dozen Gold Coins on many ingredients, especially Ya’er, who couldn’t move from the spot whenever she saw something she wanted to eat.

Lis, carrying ingredients, followed Ya’er back to the place rented by their team.

Today her companions were busy and there were no suitable tasks, so Ya’er was just wandering around the Mercenary Guild when she happened to run into Lis, who had come to register as a mercenary.

In a way, it was also a kind of fate.

Fortunately, although no one in Ya’er’s team knew how to cook and no seasonings were prepared, at least they had kitchenware ready, saving Lis from having to carry a cooking pot from the store through the streets.

“I’m back!”

The cheerful voice of Ya’er rang out, and a three-story garden villa appeared in front of Lis.