After returning, the personal maid rushed into the kitchen, grabbed a rolling pin, and began to knead the dough.
Han Chuchu asked in confusion, âMiss, what are you doing?â
âIâm kneading dough because Iâm going to make poisonous bread to kill him!â the personal maid said bitterly.
âPoisoning? That could lead to troubleâŠâ Han Chuchu worried.
âDonât worry, I wonât use real poison. Iâll just add extra chili pepper to make a legendary insanely spicy bread. Iâll spice him to death!â
âOh~â
Han Chuchu watched the otherâs serious demeanor and asked, âBut Miss, do you know how to make bread?â
The personal maid was dumbfounded: âI canât do it, you come help me quickly!â
âBut I donât know how either!â
âStop talking nonsense and lend me a hand!â
âŠâŠ
The next day, the personal maid came to find Lin Beifan carrying a basket of steaming bread.
Lin Beifan was very pleased: âQianjin, youâve come. Come sit by my side!â
The personal maid approached with the lunchbox, speaking softly and gently.
âYour Majesty, thank you for your deep affection for this common girl! I truly have no way to repay you, so I made a basket of buns, hoping Your Majesty wonât disdain them!â
Lin Beifan was even more delighted and hugged the personal maid once again, saying excitedly: âHow could I disdain them? You have me in your heart and made delicious food for me, Iâm too happy to express it! Thank you!â
The personal maidâs face turned green with irritation.
This bastard is doing it again?
This is the third time!
Iâll remember this debt!
The personal maid pushed Lin Beifan forcefully: âAlright, Your Majesty, donât get too excited, letâs eat some buns first!â
âYouâre right,â Lin Beifan nodded.
The personal maid opened the lunchbox, and Lin Beifan looked down.
Upon looking inside the box, Lin Beifan saw an assortment of buns, each of a different shape and size. Some were even shaped like a lump of feces, with a matching dung-yellow color, which made Lin Beifan marvel in amazement.
âQianjin, the buns youâve made are truly ingenious; theyâre not something just anyone can make. Youâve really put a lot of effort into this!â
âReally? Your Majesty, why donât you eat them while theyâre still hot?â
The personal maid was already excited; she couldnât wait to see Lin Beifanâs deflated expression after eating.
âAlright, alright!â Lin Beifan began to eat heartily.
Then the personal maid was shocked. Youâve eaten so many chilies, and yet you donât find them spicy?
âYour Majesty, how are the buns?â the personal maid asked cautiously.
Lin Beifan, while eating and laughing, said, âNot bad! Itâs actually delicious. Try it if you donât believe me!â
âReally? Donât you think itâs spicy?â
âIt is a bit spicy, but the flavor is just right. Try it and youâll know!â
âAlright then!â The personal maid was quite skeptical.
But seeing Lin Beifan enjoying his food so much, she picked up the smallest bun with her chopsticks and took a bite.
That one small bite instantly turned her little face a bright shade of red!
Then he exhaled a breath of fire: âSo spicy! Cough coughâŠâ
Lin Beifan watched amusedly, crooked his finger, and all the chili inside the bun was transferred away by him, then he continued to eat with big bites.
The personal maid ran back and drank a whole bucket of water, and only then was she able to suppress the burning spiciness.
âMiss, how did it go?â âHan Chuchuâ asked with concern.
The personal maid said huffily: âDonât even mention it. That bastard isnât afraid of spicy food at all, so the plan failed!â
âWhat do we do now?â âHan Chuchuâ inquired.
âOf course, I must continue to seek revenge!â
Following that, the personal maid concocted a variety of other flavored foods.
Whether sour, bitter, salty, or numbing, none seemed to affect Lin Beifan.
On the contrary, it was she who often fell into the trap, tasting all the flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy, almost ruining her own sense of taste.
âMiss, just give it up, you canât beat him!â âHan Chuchuâ advised.
âI canât just let it go!â
The personal maid exclaimed angrily: âI have never suffered such a loss in my life! If I donât avenge this, then I am not Han Chuchu!â
âMiss, what do you plan to do next?â âHan Chuchuâ asked.
âNext, my plan is as follows!â
The personal maid whispered, âWeâll invite him for a drink, making sure no one else follows! Once we get him drunk, weâll give him a good beating and then immediately flee from here!â
âAlright, Miss!â âHan Chuchuâ nodded in agreement.
Thus, they prepared a banquet with drinks and invited Lin Beifan over as a guest.
Lin Beifan gladly accepted the invitation: âWhy have you invited me over for a meal?â
The two women exchanged glances, and âHan Chuchuâ said with a smile, âMainly because weâve disturbed Your Majesty so much these days, we feel quite guilty! So weâve arranged a banquet with drinks, and we hope Your Majesty wonât find it too shabby!â
Lin Beifan nodded, âI see, you both are very considerate!â
Looking down, he was taken aback.
The ground was covered with jars of wine, the fragrance of which wafted to his nose.
âYouâve prepared so much wine!â
The personal maid said with a beaming smile, âMy young lady can hold her liquor, so weâve prepared a bit more. I hope Your Majesty doesnât mind!â
Lin Beifan laughed heartily, âI never knew Miss Chu was such a heroine among women. Tonight, we shall drink to our heartâs content!â
Both women cheered in agreement and then took their seats.
The personal maid sat next to Lin Beifan, continuously pouring him wine, cup after cup.
She also struck a thousand charming poses, exuding a myriad of allure, and said in a soft, gentle voice, âYour Majesty, please enjoy at your leisure!â
Lin Beifan was overjoyed, repeatedly toasting and drinking.
After the time it takes an incense stick to burn, he was already heavily intoxicated, waving his hand: âI canât drink anymore, any more and Iâll be drunk!â
The personal maid was delighted: âItâs better to be drunk Your Majesty!â
Another incense stickâs time passed, and Lin Beifan was now bleary-eyed, slumped over the table.
The two women were thrilled, and âHan Chuchuâ quietly asked, âMiss, shall we make our move now?â
âYes!â The personal maidservant nodded eagerly, unable to wait any longer.
However, remembering the grievances she had suffered these days, as well as the many doubts and confusions, she called out.
âWait, first, I have to ask him a few questions!â
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