âYouâre calling me a creep?â Ye Qiu immediately snapped back. âHow exactly?â
Qin Yunhan snorted, crossing her arms. âGo home, stand in front of a mirror, look at your outfit, look at your faceâfigure it out yourself.â
Ye Qiuâs face darkened. He instinctively glanced down at his tank top, beach shorts, and flip-flops. This look was cool and casual, no? How the hell was it giving âcreepâ vibes?
He was about to argue further when he heard Wang Haoran turn to Song Zhenyu and say, âIâll help you with the housing stuff. Leave it to me.â
Ye Qiu stopped mid-retort, turned to Song Zhenyu, and quickly said, âMy place is already really cheap, and itâs quiet. Itâs near the Qingling University campusâyou wonât find a better deal anywhere.â
âReally? And how much is rent?â Wang Haoran asked.
Ye Qiu just grunted in response, not answering.
Instead, Song Zhenyu spoke up honestly: âOne hundred a month. Utilities included. Fully furnished.â
âMy god, Sister Zhenyu, heâs practically paying you to live there. Stuff like this only happens in fairy tales,â Wang Haoran said with a mocking tone. Then, narrowing his eyes, he asked, âAny other conditions?â
âWell⊠when I rented the place, he did kind of âinterviewâ me. Just a quick chat, really. But he also asked if I was single.â Song Zhenyu frowned slightly.
âOnly accepting single women as tenants?â Wang Haoran chuckled coldly and turned to the group. âYou all heard that, right? If thatâs not sketchy as hell, what is?â
âI said he was shady! If she actually moved in, itâd be like walking into a wolfâs den!â Qin Yunhan was the first to echo him.
Liu Hua chimed in, âOnly taking single female tenants? Thatâs like textbook predatory behavior. The dudeâs practically got âcreepâ written on his forehead.â
âYeah, no such thing as a free lunch. This flip-flop clown is definitely up to something.â
âTotally agree.â
Even Wei Zhihang and the others began to chime in.
Lu Ming, still on the ground clutching his arm, winced and said, âAt least when I chase girls, I do it out in the open. You? You sneak around in the shadows. Real scumbag behavior. Ptooey!â
âYouââ Ye Qiu glared, livid.
âWhat? Gonna hit me again? Do it! Come on, I dare you!â Lu Ming taunted with a sleazy grin.
Around them, Liu Hua and the others had already pulled out their phones and were recording.
Ye Qiu was fuming, but he had to swallow his anger. Liu Hua had already called the police, and people would be arriving soon. If he hit someone again, things would only spiral further out of control.
Wang Haoranâs words seemed to finally snap Song Zhenyu out of it.
The Affinity Halo on Ye Qiu had subtly dulled her wariness, but it wasnât strong enough to completely override her critical thinking.
Her expression hardened. âMr. Ye, I wonât be renting your place after all.â
ăDing! Host has successfully stopped the female lead Song Zhenyu from moving into Ye Qiuâs rental. Plot impact registered. Gained 600 Villain Points. Ye Qiuâs Protagonist Halo -30. Hostâs Villain Halo +30!ă
Wang Haoran collected the system reward with satisfaction and made a mental note.
From what heâd probed and heard in conversation, Ye Qiu seemed to be one of those âassassin-landlordâ types of protagonists.
You know the tropeâkiller landlord and a house full of beautiful tenants. Sleazy, clichĂ©, and overdone.
On the surface, it was just him renting rooms. In reality, it was a full-blown harem in the making. Shameless.
âSister Zhenyu, aside from you, does anyone else live in that house?â Wang Haoran asked.
âNo, not yet. I wouldâve been the first tenant. I hadnât even moved in yet,â she explained, having casually picked up this info while chatting with Ye Qiu earlier.
Wang Haoran nodded in satisfaction. Good. She was the first targetâand now the plan was derailed.
And itâd stay that way.
He was a Super Villain, dammit. No way was he going to just sit back and let the protagonist start building a harem under his nose.
âIâll find you a place,â Wang Haoran said sincerely. âItâll be cheap, quiet, and perfect for studying.â
âThatâs⊠a bit much, isnât it?â Song Zhenyu hesitated, visibly flustered.
âI think of you like a sister. Like family. Are you really gonna act all formal with me?â Wang Haoran raised an eyebrow.
Song Zhenyuâs heart warmed, and she gave him a smile. âAlright then. I wonât say thank you.â
As the two of them finalized plans, Ye Qiu stood silently, a storm brewing in his heart.
Soon, officers from the police bureau arrived.
Ye Qiu was a non-student. He had come onto campus and assaulted someone, even breaking Lu Mingâs arm. That counted as a serious offense.
Ye Qiu tried to defend himself, claiming it was an act of justice.
But what kind of âjusticeâ involved snapping someoneâs arm? Especially when Lu Ming hadnât made the first moveâYe Qiu had clearly acted first.
After hearing both sides, the police took Ye Qiu away for further investigation.
As he left, he shot Wang Haoran a glare filled with venom.
Lu Ming, meanwhile, was sent to the schoolâs medical office.
Fortunately, the injury wasnât too bad. The doctor diagnosed it as a joint dislocationâeasily fixable. A splint, a bit of rest, and heâd be fine in a month or two.
When Wang Haoran heard the verdict, he turned to Lu Ming and said, âThis canât end privately. Sue him. Demand a public apology and a billion in compensation.â
âA billion?! Are you serious?â Lu Ming was dumbfounded.
âIf he doesnât pay, keep suing. Iâll get you a lawyer team and cover all the expenses. This is my turf. Him hitting you is like slapping me. No way Iâm letting that slide,â Wang Haoran said coldly.
âBoss, if I were a girl, Iâd marry you on the spot!â Lu Ming was overwhelmed with emotion and moved to hug him.
âGet lost. Donât gross me out.â Wang Haoran shoved him away in disgust.
Lu Ming just laughed. âFine, then Iâll repay you another way. Once Iâm healed, Iâll scout out a gorgeous girlfriend for you!â
âPlease donâtââ Wang Haoran was about to stop him, not wanting more trouble. But then paused.
Lu Ming was a minor villain. If he ran around causing chaos, itâd definitely attract more protagonists to slap around.
And right now? One or two protagonists just werenât enough anymore. The more, the merrier.
Thinking this, Wang Haoran clapped Lu Mingâs good shoulder and said seriously, âThen get better quick. And donât just find one beauty. Find ten!â
âMission accepted!â Lu Ming stood straight and saluted.