In the end, Eleonora began another orgasm, pouring urine from both her vaginal opening and her urethra. I donât know about other things, but my training to âpiss immediately when you need to go, and report it while pissingâ seems to have been thoroughly ingrained in her body.
"What a commendable sow."
ââHiiiiieee... Hiiiieee... Cumming while peeing... While peeing, again...!!ââ
I patted her head as praise, but Eleonora went limp, seemingly shocked by the fact that she had unlocked a new fetish:
Excretion Orgasm
.
Of course, the stream of urine flowing from her pussy trickled down Eleonoraâs pale thighs like a river, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
âShe didnât sleep properly last night, and now sheâs experienced such intense fucking... she must be sleepy.â
I could torment her more by yelling, âWho said you could sleep!â, but if I inflict sexual training on this sleepless sow again, it will just turn into pure stress.
I need to train her, not torture her.
So, I lifted Eleonoraâs head, slid a small pillow underneath, and stepped out of the pen.
âIâll kill yoooou...!! I sweaaaar...!!â
â...I donât need to check what kind of dream sheâs having.â
After returning to the brick house for a quick shower, the place I headed to wasnât the farm, but the mountain behind it.
[ Huh? Where are you going, Master Breeder? The farm is that way! ]
âI have something to check.â
Bark!
Woof!
Arf!
Since I was taking Mufasa, the farmâs guard dog, with me to the back mountain, the SD Character seemed curious. She floated above the message window, looking at me with concern.
âNow that I think about it, isnât that character surprisingly cute?â
[ Huh? ]
It was an abrupt hike, but I had a clear purpose. Even though I had a dog(?), dogs canât talk.
Luckily, I had a good conversation partner, so I spoke while imagining the character always hovering around me to kill time.
âIâve only ever seen this 2-head-tall version, but if drawn properly, what would she look like?â
[ Well... Since the message window has a fixed size, this form is the limit no matter how hard I try... Ahem! But Iâd probably be pretty! No, super pretty! ]
A speech bubble saying âI am a beauty!â popped up above the message window, and the character puffed out her chest. Well, she was still a chibi, so she just looked cute.
"Really? Truly pretty? Like the sows in the pigsty?"
[ Thatâs obvioâW-Waaaait?! Oh my! Oh my!? Are you trying to turn not just that Knightess but me into a sow too?! Pervert! Deviant! Sex-fiend! ]
As soon as I finished speaking, a water deer shouting âBEGONE!â appeared, and the SD character opened a door and fled like some 2D Live animation.
That was the last I saw of her pink-haired avatar; only sporadic messages appeared after that.
Wondering if the joke went too far, I was about to apologize after teasing her a bit more, whenâ
Grrr...
Krrrr...
Grrr...
ââMufasa?ââ
The ears of our farmâs guard dog, Mufasa, all pinned back in unison. The Beagle head on the left, the White Dog head in the center, and even the Cocker Spaniel head on the rightâwithout exception, all of them bared their teeth.
[ W-What is it! Why is the dog acting like that...! ]
ââItâs a wild boar. Like I said before, hunting these is one of the reasons heâs at the farm. Heâs warning me that one is nearby.ââ
For a guard dog, he usually doesnât bark at people and acts cute if you just give him food, but that doesnât mean heâs stupid.
Whether trained or not, he sensed something humans couldnât smell and stood in front of his master to warn him.
He was telling me there was something behind the rock in front of us.
[ Hu-Huh? Isnât that dangerous! Even if wild boars can easily trample Goblins to death!? ]
"Shhhh. Letâs go, Mufasa."
I carefully advanced with Mufasa taking the lead towards the rock. The message window started vibrating even more frantically.
Of course, this wasnât the time to reply, so I lightly ignored it and prepared to drive off the boar with Mufasa as we quickly rounded the rock.
ââHuh?ââ
Whine?
Whimper?
Pant-pant!
[ Kyaaaaa...aaah...aaaa...ck? Huh? ]
Contrary to the heart-pounding tension, what lay behind the rock was the corpse of a wild boarâits body gone, leaving only the head and forelegs.
ââI heard a gunshot from the mountain a while ago and wondered, but looks like it died here.ââ
It happens often.
To prevent the spread of infectious diseases like African Swine Fever or Foot-and-Mouth Disease to livestock, periodic boar hunts are carried out as a preventative measure.
If an epidemic spreads among domestic pigs, it naturally spreads among wild boars too.
However, since boars donât just drop dead with a âSqueal!â the moment they get sick, the government often hires hunters to cull them.
Itâs something Iâm grateful for, but right now, thatâs not what I want to check.
Bark!
Woof!
Arf!
[ Aaah! What are you doing! Why are you rummaging through the corpse like that?! Itâs just a head! ]
ââThatâs why Iâm checking.ââ
As I put on work gloves and started examining the cross-section of the severed boar head, the message window started screeching, but I continued my inspection.
ââWho tore the body off this thing?ââ
[ What? ]
"You can see it right now. Except for the head and a few parts, the rest of the body is completely gone. Looking at the blood trail, it was hit by a hunterâs gun and ran here before dying of exhaustion, but the body is missing."
[ The... the hunters wouldnât have taken it, right? ]
Even if itâs just a boar carcass, youâre supposed to report it to the government office. They wouldnât just leave a corpse to rot like this.
Above all, there are no predators in S city capable of hunting a wild boar in this manner.
ââLooking at this cross-section, there are signs that it was repeatedly bashed to harvest the meat. Rather than being sliced, it was torn off by force using something with a dull edge, like someone hacking away at mud with a hoe.ââ
Just as I finished saying it looked like the work of something like a stone axe, a message popped up right in front of me.
[ Itâs Goblins... There are footprints over there! ]
ââWhat?ââ
Thatâs going to be a hassle.