Chapter 610: After all, Eiji is blond

[It’s really funny to see protagonist Sakuta slapping Hose’s face with a cake hahaha! I might have to ask that boy to do it to people like Hose more often.]

[As for Akeno? Who dressed her up like this? If the female ghosts out there were as beautiful and sexy as her, I doubt people would be scared. For example, me... I want to throw myself at Akeno and take her to the bedroom.]

[By the way, is there a bed in the shrine?]

So that’s what makes you laugh, Eiji.

And you want to do things like that to me? Ufufufu.

Akeno giggled in her heart before replying to Rias’ message.

[Akeno: You’re right, Rias. The makeup you gave me wasn’t convincing enough. I still look beautiful and sexy so instead of being scared, Eiji is lusting after me.]

[Rias: No, are you sure it’s not because Eiji is too perverted?]

Many of the women in the group chat including Akeno felt that it made sense.

After all, it’s Eiji.

As long as it’s women and they’re very beautiful, even if it’s a ghost— he still wants to eat them in bed?!

If Eiji heard this, he would refute and say it was slander.

Did they think he was Zeus?

Well, he’s at least better than that guy.

[Sona: Still, who is Sakuta?]

[Utaha: Maybe the new protagonist?]

[Mai: Putting aside the members who just joined in the last five months. Did you guys forget, Sakuta is the protagonist of my franchise?]

Hearing this, the senior members remembered that in the past Eiji had mentioned the protagonist Sakuta’s name many times in the process of capturing Mai.

So it was him.

Still, the members who had just joined in the last five months were confused. This was the first time they heard the protagonist Sakuta’s name and wondered how Eiji slapped him?

"Fufufu..." Akeno giggled with a rather creepy voice. She controlled the fireball magic around her to swirl around the dark room and make her figure really look like a ghost. "Welcome to my shrine, handsome boy and pretty girl... Do you two mind if I eat your souls?"

"Kyaaa!" Ruka was really scared even though as a ghost, Akeno was polite enough to ask them.

Instead of breaking away from Eiji who was shamelessly hugging her body, Ruka also hugged the boy’s body.

Eiji silently gave Akeno a thumbs up and said with a serious expression. "No, I won’t let you eat both of our souls, pretty ghost. Instead of eating this girl... Why don’t you just eat me?!"

Hmm... You mean your soul, right Eiji?

Why do I feel like you’re hinting at something else?

Akeno looked at Eiji with amusement. This guy was really good at pretending, Ruka didn’t even realize she was being used by him.

"Eiji-kun... You can’t do it...!"

Ruka was moved that Eiji wanted to sacrifice himself for her, her heart was beating fast and if she checked her cell phone now, she would see the number 123 bpm displayed.

She had almost forgotten that they were now in a haunted house which meant that this place, the female ghost in front of them and the few fireballs flying around them were fake.

However, how could such sophisticated effects be made by high school students?

This haunted house is too sophisticated!

In the end after they got out of the haunted house, Ruka felt tired. Not only Akeno, but the other realistic-looking ghosts kept her screaming and clinging to Eiji.

And Eiji kept taking advantage of her by touching sensitive places on her body. Kazuya had never even done any of that which made Ruka’s face flush with shame.

As for the guilt? That feeling was almost gone because at this moment, she remembered Kazuya hadn’t agreed to date her which meant she wasn’t cheating on him, right?

Eiji also only invited her to have fun in the haunted house and physical contact when they were scared would be inevitable.

Ruka was making excuses for herself but she didn’t realize Eiji’s position in her heart had become slightly higher than Kazuya. The reason she was still worried about Kazuya was actually just because she was young and stupid.

Women are emotional creatures, especially when it comes to their first love. But just in case, Eiji had smuggled his shadow soldiers into Ruka’s shadow so that in the future even if she pursued Kazuya— he wouldn’t dare to touch her because he felt oppression from her.

The same thing had actually happened to Chizuru as well.

"Eiji-kun, thank you for today."

Ruka suddenly thanked him even though she enjoyed playing with Eiji at the school festival, she remembered she had just gotten to know the boy four hours ago.

She didn’t want to trouble him because he would also have other business with his friends.

Besides, she also ended up seeing the group of girls from her school in a certain direction.

Eiji knew this and said, "It’s fine, I’m also having fun with Ruka. By the way, my class will be putting on a play later this afternoon. If you’re interested, you can watch it with your friends at the theater located in the backyard of the school."

"Waah! Drama? Eiji-kun, are you also playing in it?"

"A little, I’m actually the protagonist."

You’re the protagonist and you say it’s a little?

Ruka thought that besides being very handsome and shameless, Eiji was also humble.

She liked him even more and smiled brightly next to say, "Then I’ll watch it later! What time?"

"It will start at 3 pm."

...

Before parting ways, Ruka did not forget to ask to exchange contacts and of course, Eiji did not mind so he now had two contacts belonging to the heroine of Rent-A-Girlfriend.

Although if it was Chizuru, he only had her Rental Kanojo account contacts because he had previously hacked Kazuki Eiji’s account.

Speaking of that man, he had asked Jarvis to check the information and found it was just a 28-year-old office man with an unremarkable appearance.

He could not compare to her. But just in case, Eiji had asked Jarvis to prevent other men from renting Chizuru, he had even asked Aurora who had bought the Kanojo Rental company to change some regulations such as adding elderly and community services.

It was so that Chizuru would not suspect anything was wrong and she could still make money by accepting requests from women to do something positive.

Eiji praised himself because he really was a genius!

[Host, I think instead of a genius, you’re too possessive of a woman who hasn’t even joined your harem yet.]

’If that woman was you, I would also do the same, Miss System.’

[Host, I’m just System.]

Eiji rolled his eyes but at the same time he also groaned because right now, inside the boys’ restroom.

Inside one of the toilet cubicles with the door locked from the inside.

"Slurp, slurp... Chu, ah, Eiji..."

"Mm... Slurp, Yumiko... Don’t be so noisy, do you want the other male students of the restroom to see us serving Eiji? Hehe."

"Ebina, you... Slurp, slurp... You seem to be excited if that happens. But did you forget? Hm... Eiji has put up a soundproof barrier."

Yumiko and Ebina were kneeling in front of him while licking his cock. Their faces which were prettier due to the effects of the Master-Servant contract were slightly sweaty and Eiji could see beads of sweat dripping down the cleavage of their now exposed breasts.

The two girls unbuttoned all the buttons of their school clothes and hung their bras on hangers.

The scene inside the toilet cubicle was very lewd, especially when Eiji just cum in the two girls’ mouths and faces.

"Hmm~! Ah... Eiji, you have so much yogurt. Geez..."

"Slurp! Slurp! Not only is it a lot, I wonder why it’s also so delicious~"

Yumiko and Ebina had agreed to share each other’s boyfriends. So at this moment, they were eagerly licking the long, thick meat shaft in front of their faces.

Yumiko was licking the tip while shaking it with her hand. Meanwhile, Ebina licks her boyfriend’s balls while occasionally fighting over the tip with Yumiko. The two girls’ tongues danced along his cock, how could Eiji not be happy?

[How perverted.]

[Muehehe... My king, continue!]

Eiji ignored the comments of Miss System and Leme who at this point did not hide that they were women with a voyeour fetish.

He ran a hand through Yumiko’s blonde hair and Ebina’s brown bob before saying, "There’s no need to be surprised. That’s because unlike other men, your man is molded in a different way."

Hearing this, Yumiko and Ebina rolled their eyes.

Eiji was narcissistic and liked to boast about himself but they couldn’t deny what he was saying.

For example other than his strawberry flavored yogurt, who was the other guy out there capable of using superpowers?

They had at least never seen one except Eiji.

Yumiko who could hear his inner voice even knew her boyfriend was so powerful that he could defeat a god. This morning he even said he had made God Susanoo bow and apologize to him.

Seeing that very handsome boy sitting on the toilet with them kneeling and licking his penis, they also could not help lusting after him.

Although earlier— precisely when Eiji suddenly came to their class to watch their Horror Cafe... Under the gaze of everyone including Hayato and Tobe, he invited them to play together and they did not refuse.

However, who would have thought that at that moment Eiji took them to the boys’ toilet and did lewd things?

They were a little reluctant at first but in the end they cooperated, Yumiko and Ebina took turns putting Eiji’s penis into their mouths which would make many boys out there gnash their teeth in envy!

"By the way Ebina, is Tobe still bothering you after that day?"

Eiji was suddenly curious about something when his little brother was now inside Yumiko’s mouth.

So Ebina was able to speak up and said, "Well... He often glanced at me in class and felt awkward when he was around me. But no, he no longer bothers me like before."

"That’s good... What about Yumiko? Is Hayama looking for trouble with you because he regrets it and wants to get you back?"

Eiji asked the blonde girl.

*Pop!*

Yumiko had to take his little brother out of her mouth before answering. Seeing that Eiji’s little brother was not owned by anyone, Ebina used the opportunity to possess him.

Although it was mixed with her best friend’s saliva, she did not feel disgusted and showed a lewd expression.

"Hayama-san? He didn’t do it and lately he seems to be unwell and often absent-minded in class."

Yumiko replied with no expression on her pretty face when mentioning the name of the boy she once loved but only used her as a shield.

Compared to Hayama who could only be nice to everyone, she would rather be one of Eiji’s women.

Eiji was very domineering, although he was very perverted, he pampered his women that he liked.

His little brother was also very long and thick and could dispense strawberry flavored yogurt. Having such a boyfriend, why should she think of other men?

At this point, she could only be Eiji’s wife in the future.

Eiji refrained from grinning. Do you know one of the things he liked the most? He liked it when his women were more concerned about him than any other man out there.

He looked at Yumiko and Ebina who continued serving him without complaining with a gentle gaze.

’Miss System, I think it is time.’

[What? Time for what? I don’t understand what you’re saying, host.]

Just like her host, this woman also likes to pretend.

’My baby, I was talking about my rewards in the past two days.’

[Oh.]

’Don’t just say oh... Wait, you agree to be my wife?’

Miss System had just wanted to make a reward announcement reluctantly for her host.

But what did this man suddenly say?

[Huh? Stop talking nonsense, host.]

’You didn’t complain when I called you baby. That means you signed a marriage contract with me. Miss System, there’s no need to be embarrassed.’

[Who’s embarrassed? You’re shameless! And no, I’m complaining just because I’m too lazy to do it, okay?!]

What man in his right mind would think that just because a woman doesn’t complain when called "baby", it means she’s agreed to marry him.

Good joke, host!

I couldn’t even laugh when I heard it.

Miss System complained behind the scenes.

’Oh.’

Eiji didn’t take Miss System’s rejection seriously, he knew she was just a tsundere. No equals yes, and yes equals yes. That was the psychology of that woman.

[.....]

Miss System was silent.

What kind of psychology is that?

Doesn’t that mean she can’t refuse at all?

Her host made no sense.

A few seconds later—

[Ding! It was detected that the host has changed the plot of "Rent-A-Girlfriend".]

[Successfully changed the plot by 27% by sowing discord between protagonist Kazuya and heroine Chizuru. You made Chizuru’s impression on Kazuya drop to the starting point so that the development between them takes 1000 chapters just to have a real date.]

Hey is that satire?

Eiji wondered if Miss System had also read the Rent-A-Girlfriend manga? If not, she wouldn’t have a bit of malice in her reward announcement this time.

[You have also made Ruka’s heart beat faster, faster than Kazuya ever did. Unlike in the original work where she had no other choice but to pursue Kazuya desperately, she is now hesitantly choosing between you or that guy.]

Why should she hesitate? If it was a normal woman in Ruka’s situation, they wouldn’t do it.

But who made Ruka such a desperate love brain in the original work?

If it was him who met the girl first, Eiji was sure she wouldn’t hesitate to choose him over Kazuya who came second.

Unfortunately what happened had already happened and he was too lazy to go back in time just to change that.

He was confident in his charm and routine to conquer Ruka’s or any woman’s heart.

[Ding! Congratulations host, you got No Game No Life.]

"....?"

This name sounded familiar but how could it be the name of a reward.

Reading the description, Eiji was a little surprised and disappointed because it really had nothing to do with the franchise titled No Game No Life.

It turned out to be an ability that allowed him to create absolute rules on targets to fight or die in a duel.

It was also capable of creating various rules that could be imposed on targets weaker than him.

’Not bad. I can at least use this ability to bully people.’

[Did you know, host? Rather than a protagonist or villain, you’re probably more suited to being a bully.]

’...That’s not funny, Miss System.’

[It’s not a joke, I’m serious.]

Eiji didn’t want to refute what or acknowledge what Miss System said. Despite looking like this, he was definitely a protagonist, okay?

After he finished putting out his evil fire with the help of Yumiko and Ebina in the boys’ toilet.

The world was saved.

"....."

After making sure there was no one in the boys’ toilet except them, Eiji exited the place with Yumiko and Ebina hugging both his arms.

Of course, their faces and clothes that were previously dirty from his yogurt had also been cleaned with magic.

The two girls looked a little prettier as if they had been nourished from within and were very refreshed.

Still, even though there was no one in the toilet. It didn’t mean that there were no other people who saw them coming out of there. For example, the students passing by in the hallway were surprised and wondered what a boy had done with two girls from the boys’ toilet?

The same question crossed the minds of two particular boys who now froze at the sight.

"Ebina, Yumiko... W-What were you two doing with Eiji in the toilet? And Ebina, you... why are you hugging Eiji?"

The voice wasn’t very loud but since they were quite close, the two girls in question certainly heard it.

They including Eiji looked back and saw Tobe whose face looked ugly and had a green illusion.

Next to that boy was also Hayama who had a complicated expression.

Eiji was not surprised and smiled at both of them. He didn’t know if Tobe already knew that he was the same person who had done that to Ebina in the library before.

After all, now he had blonde hair.

...

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