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Chapter 265: Honest Tax Payment (2)
âHyuhâŠ.â
Zhang Jahamâs voice faltered as he tried to call out to Jung Dae-hyeop. He couldnât bring himself to say the word âhyeop.â
He couldnât believe what he was hearingâkilling everyone else to become the sole stakeholder of the Earth.
Was this something a sane person would say?
âYouâre not serious, are you?â
Zhang Jaham asked, turning to Yeongwoo, who had been staring at Jiazol.
âWhat do you mean?â
ââŠI mean the monopolizing the stakes of the Earth. What you just saidâŠ.â
âOh.â
Yeongwoo responded as if it was nothing, causing Zhang Jahamâs eyes to widen even more.
âWell, the stakes of the Earth are indeed incomparable in value, butâŠâ
âDonât worry too much.â
ââŠPardon?â
âIf someone is designated as a faithful taxpayer, theyâre probably not as good as you think.â
It was essentially a self-introduction.
âJust think of it as monsters fighting each other. The last one standing gets to own the Earth.â
âBut surely among them, there must be!â
âIf there are good people among them, itâll show. If I meet someone truly good, Iâll reconsider.â
ââŠâŠ!â
Although he didnât believe it would happen, if the situation Zhang Jaham was worried about did arise, Yeongwoo meant he would consider it then.
Zhang Jaham had no more words to say.
âA⊠a devil. Truly walking the path of a heretic.â
Zhang Jaham of Shandong Twin Evils didnât consider himself good, but standing before this true evil sent chills down his spine.
This guy was even a cosmic evil.
He was already coveting China and wanted to swallow up the entire planet.
âSo, thereâs a high chance that Im Dupyeong is also a faithful taxpayer. Thatâs one more reason to kill him.â
While Yeongwoo muttered this, Jiazol slowly rose.
-If itâs alright, Iâll take my leave now.
Yeongwoo shoved Jiazolâs business card into his pocket and blocked his path.
Swoosh!
-âŠâŠ!
Jiazolâs large pupils shook pitifully.
Yeongwoo, on the other hand, calmly said,
âSince youâre leaving, let me ask you one more thing.â
-âŠPlease, go ahead.
âIs the faithful tax payment required only until the planetary stake is acquired?â
Jiazolâs face showed he didnât immediately understand Yeongwooâs question.
-Pardon?
Then, he regained his composure and recited his official line in a bureaucratic tone.
-Paying taxes is a duty as a member of this universeâŠ
âYes, thatâs correct. But after acquiring the stake, thereâs no relation between the tax amount and the acquisition, right?â
Yeongwoo asked if the secured stake would remain unaffected even if the tax amount decreased afterward.
And to this, Jiazol reluctantly admitted,
-âŠThat is correct.
He had no choice but to tell the truth since, theoretically, there was no issue with that.
âI see. Thank you for your hard work.â
Only after hearing Jiazolâs answer did Yeongwoo step aside.
He had gotten the answer he wanted.
âFrom the moment I acquire the stake, I can start looking for⊠no, devising tax-saving strategies.â
The price of tax evasion is death.
Therefore, it cannot be avoided. But he could minimize the tax amount.
Just like he was already benefiting from special deductions for single-parent families and dependents.
However, those unaware of cosmic paperwork were likely paying enormous taxes even now.
âSorry, but the faithful taxpayers need to die.â
As Yeongwoo, harboring vague murderous intent, was about to leave the private room, Jiazol raised his hand towards the sky.
-The one who faithfully pays taxes is the master of this planet.
It seemed to be the slogan of the temporary jurisdiction 060II42 National Tax Service.
Then, a beam of light descended from the sky, sucking Jiazol up.
Swoosh!
âTraveling on beams of light. He truly is a cosmic bureaucrat.â
Yeongwoo looked up at the ceiling where Jiazol had disappeared, his eyes filled with envy.
Then, Zhang Jaham cautiously approached.
âDae-hyeop⊠what are you going to do now?â
âWhat do you think? First, save China from the dictator who became an alien puppetâŠ.â
Then, collect tribute from as many Chinese cities as possible.
âAnd use that money as a base to enter North America.â
ââŠAh, so you have a plan, Dae-hyeop.â
A crazy plan, that was.
Zhang Jaham broke out in a cold sweat.
But paradoxically, he also felt that they were on the correct ship for this insane world.
âBut⊠why North America? Is it because of the planetary stake?â
The planetary stake.
It was still a concept he didnât fully grasp, but Zhang Jaham knew he had to master the art of conversation with Jeong Yeongwoo to survive.
âYes. The stake issue is part of it, but thereâs also an achievement I need to accomplish there.â
This referred to the legendary achievement âGolden Typhoon.â
[Golden Typhoon]
|Summon the golden rain by any of the following four methods. (2/4)
- In the North American continent.
- When two entities with #chaebol and #dragon attributes are fighting.
- When a level 2 or higher extra-dimensional being visits.
There were two conditions left to fulfill for the achievement. And thanks to Pangaea, summoning the golden rain on the North American continent became possible.
âBut first, I need to settle things in China. As long as Im Dupyeong is alive, I canât predict when he might push into the Korean Peninsula.â
As Yeongwoo set these short- to mid-term goals, he noticed something flashing at the bottom of his achievement window.
ââŠâŠ?â
Yeongwoo scrolled down to the very bottom of the achievement window.
Flash!
He saw the Pangaea achievement blinking in and out.
[Pangaea]
|Witness the movement of a continent during tectonic shifts.
âWhat, what is this?â
The achievement âPangaea,â which he failed to complete even after witnessing the Korean Peninsula attaching to China, was suddenly reacting.
âChina isnât moving right now, is it?â
As Yeongwoo looked around, Zhang Jaham stared at him frightenedly.
âDae-hyeop, is there another problem? If thereâs anything more, please tell me in advance.â
âNo, it doesnât seem to be a China issue.â
Yeongwooâs eyes blinked rapidly.
His mind, already quickly adapting to this bizarre world, was racing again.
âWhat could it be? This achievement requires witnessing a continent moving. But is there another landmass around here that could be considered a continentâŠ?â
Then Yeongwooâs mouth dropped open.
There was only one conclusion.
âCould it be, Australia? Is Australia coming?â
Australia.
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The youngest of Earthâs four major continents, known as Meganesia or the Australian continent.
And Meganesia, while unlikely, was a continent that could potentially attach to the Korean Peninsula.
Of course, this would require pushing aside Indonesia and the Philippines and a long journey north.
âUnbelievable. Is that vast landmass sailing all day?â
What kind of world was this?
But Yeongwoo knew well.
There was no such thing as âunbelievableâ in this world.
So, what was the next step?
âIf the Australian continent is approaching, where should I go?â
âPardon?â
ââŠâŠ.â
Seeing Zhang Jahamâs puzzled face, Yeongwoo immediately left the private room.
He decided there was no need to stay here any longer.
âYou know the money, right? Send it to Incheon tomorrow!â
âA-ah, Dae-hyeop!â
âTake care of your throat, and see you next time!â
Tat-tat!
Yeongwoo jumped on the Negwig waiting outside City Hall.
Just then, Wu Qingjin, who was returning with the golden goblin, greeted him.
âDae-hyeop! Leaving already?â
âYes, something urgent came up. If the executive committee retaliates, donât intervene. Send someone to Seoul.â
With those words, Yeongwoo sped off southwards with the goblin riding behind him.
* * *
If the Australian continent were to move north, where would it attach?
Simply put, it seemed likely it would attach to the vast southern part of China, but Yeongwooâs guess was different.
âAbove Australia are Indonesia, the Philippines, and Taiwan. To the right is Papua New Guinea.â
So, if these countries donât all break apart at sea, theyâd definitely attach to a nearby continent.
Just like Yeongjongdo between Incheon and Shandong Province.
The scale was different, but Yeongwoo had seen a similar case directly.
So he could create a tectonic shift sample with some justification.
âIf the Australian continent doesnât split in half and moves up while maintaining its shapeâŠ.â
In that case, naturally, half of Indonesia would attach to Vietnam, and the rest would push up with the Philippines and attach to southern China.
...In the process, Papua New Guinea might get pushed up and wrap around the southern coast of China or even detach entirely and connect to the southeastern part of Japan.
Anyway, the most important thing in this situation was where to go to see the Australian continent approaching, and Yeongwooâs answer to this was:
ââŠJeju Island?â
As expected, Jeju Island should be connected to Wando due to the Pangaea event.
In other words, if he reached Wando by passing through Mokpo and Haenam, he would naturally be able to see Jeju Island, now accessible by land.
âI donât even know what Iâm talking about.â
Nevertheless, that was the situation.
To see the Australian continent sailing at high speed, he had to go to Jeju Island.
âIf I keep running straight to Wando... I might arrive around 9 oâclock.â
Due to the Pangaea event connecting parts of the Korean Peninsula and China, the straight-line distance was shortened, making it possible.
However, he wouldnât be able to return to Seoul in time, so he would have to sleep near Wando or Jeju Island.
âOf course, I could theoretically sleep in Australia too.â
Thinking this, Yeongwoo was already heading southeast.
* * *
8:14 PM.
Yeongwoo, who had left Yantai, Shandong Province, and crossed the Chinese land, encountered strange terrain before 9 PM.
He reached a place where ambiguous land stretched out, neither fully plains nor mountains.
Moreover, dry land suddenly alternated with mudflats.
âWhat is this place?â
Was this a side effect of the Pangaea event?
Tilting his head in confusion, Yeongwoo soon understood by looking at the region status window that appeared.
Flash!
| You are currently in the âShinanâ region.
| The Strongest Sword of this region is âPark Cheongwon01â. 1st, Defense 188.
This was the infamous Shinan.
An archipelago made up of over a thousand islands.
The reason Yeongwoo felt a sense of discord in the geography of the area was because of this.
â188 defenses? Thatâs no ordinary feat.â
Although curious about what Shinan was like post-reset, Yeongwoo had a more urgent matter at hand.
He needed to complete the Pangaea achievement.
This achievement required him to witness Australia moving towards the Korean Peninsula.
Arriving after the two lands had already connected would be meaningless.
âMove!â
Seeing a group of swordsmen who seemed to be Shinan residents, Yeongwoo made a threatening sound.
Meanwhile,
âWho is that guy?â
âA talking horse...?â
âHuh? That face looks familiar...?â
The swordsmen looked bewildered, recalling the fleeting black figure that had just passed by.
âEveryone, get out of my way!â
Yeongwoo kept shouting at those blocking his path as he passed through Shinan County.
Eventually,
Flash!
| You are currently in the âHaenamâ region.
| The Strongest Sword of this region is âKim Hyungbeom06â. 2nd generation, defended 41 times.
Yeongwoo had reached Haenam, where Kim Hyungbeom reigned supreme.
âWho would have thought Iâd come to the southernmost village?â
As Yeongwoo wore an incredulous expression, the ground began to shake slightly beneath him, or rather, it really started shaking.
Rumble...
âIâm an expert at this. Iâm not too late.â
As he had expected, the Australian continent was indeed rushing toward the Korean Peninsula.
And just as if waiting for this moment,
Ping!
With a clear signal sound, a new urgent quest appeared.
[Urgent] âFinally, Global Villageâ
[Mission] Select Dogo as a cooperative partner for the Pangaea rewards.
[Reward] 5 million Karma
âWhat?â
Yeongwoo re-read the quest.
Although it was called a quest, strictly speaking, this was...
âIsnât this a sole-source contract request?â
[Mission] Select Dogo as a cooperative partner for the Pangaea rewards.
What kind of Pangaea rewards were they that he needed to select a âcooperative partnerâ?
Whatever it was, it seemed clear that some kind of business rights were at stake.
So, Yeongwoo,
âWhew.â
After taking a deep breath, looked up at the sky and spoke clearly.
âDo you still see me as the Yeongwoo who was happy with small change? I will become the owner of the Earth. Bring more money.â
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