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Chapter 449: Lord Jeong Yeongwoo07 (2)
âWhen you say a reply⊠do you mean you're preparing a written response?
âYes. If we receive a letter, we should reply. Isnât that how the universe worksâŠ?â
At Yeongwooâs rhetorical question, Kubu blinked his large eyes.
âIn the case of the Universe Families, they usually receive countless letters.
So generally, they only reply to letters that are deemed extremely important â that was Kubuâs explanation.
âNow that our Renaissance has been listed among the Universe Families, weâll also begin receiving a lot more correspondence.
âBut weâre not going to be flooded with investment offers, are we? So we should definitely respond to that one.â
Besides, Yeongwoo was curious.
He wanted to know what exactly an âinvestmentâ from a Universe Family entailed.
âLetâs set a date. Who is the person offering to invest in us?â
âIt is Chancellor Herisa, head of the Bate Family on planet Luth.
âChancellorâŠ?â
Yeongwoo had a peculiar weakness for titles with the word head, and reflexively straightened his posture.
âIâve never heard of a âChancellorâ title in the Universe. Chancellor of what, exactly?â
Kubu rolled his eyeballs once before answering.
âChancellor Herisa is listed as a representative appointed by charity organizations like the Blue Relief Society and Hand of Life.
ââŠIt says that? You read that in some family registry or something?â
Yeongwoo sensed right away that Herisa, despite the grand title of âChancellor,â wasnât particularly well-known.
Sure, the universe was vast, but truly famous individuals were recognized without needing any explanation.
People like President Dogo of the Vesedel Royal Family or King Mara of the Ten Thousand Demons, for example.
âNo⊠I was kind of hoping the âChancellorâ was some big-time gangster or something.â
Yeongwoo shook his head in disappointment.
At that, Kubu blinked again and asked:
âShall I cancel the reply, then?
âWhat about other investors? Is this Herisa person the only one?â
âThat is correct.
âSigh. Why do all these pseudo-business types keep coming after us?â
But still, it was their first investor.
That alone made it a meaningful connection.
âAlright, letâs meet them. Write back with a date and time.â
âThen, when and where shall the meeting take place?
âHmm.â
Yeongwoo thought for a moment in response to Kubuâs question.
âTheyâre not investing in me, theyâre investing in the Earthship, arenât they?â
Then he looked up at the dark sky.
âTell them to come to the Grand Assembly Hall tomorrow at 7 PM. By then, the Planetship issue should be resolved.â
âUnderstood. One more thing remains.
âWhat is it?â
âItâs time to decide on the emblem for Renaissance. It will also serve as the Lordâs seal.
âAh.â
In simple terms, they needed a seal for official correspondence â so this was the right time to create one.
âAn emblem, huh.â
Yeongwoo turned around to look at the current members of the family.
âDo any of you have a design in mind?â
At this, Jiseon frowned and shot back:
âLike youâd listen to us anyway?
âIâd like something similar to Chairman Dogoâs wedge-shaped emblem.â
ââŠWhy?
âWell, our family basically came into being thanks to the Chairmanâs grace. And itâs easy to sign with the tip of a sword, right?
Also, if the emblem subtly resembled Dogoâs, it could indicate that their family was under his protection.
âHmm.â
Yeongwoo thought a bit more before finally drawing his sword, Bastard.
Chaaah!
He slashed the ground with it, carving a broken V in the center.
Kweeaaak!
âWhatâs that?
Jiseon asked, looking at the two diagonal lines.
Yeongwoo raised his sword once again and responded:
âA broken horizon.â
âBroken? Why?
âBecause it got hit by our cannon fireâŠ!â
With that, Yeongwoo forcefully stabbed a straight line between the two diagonals.
KWA-AA-AK!
âHuh?â
As the red trail from Bastard sliced through the air, it felt like a real artillery shell had been fired.
And the result on the groundâ
âThis is our emblem, Mr. Kubu.â
A straight line cutting through the middle of two V-shaped diagonal lines.
âIt kind of resembles the Chairmanâs emblem, itâs easy to draw, and it symbolizes something unique. After all, our familyâs greatest weapon is the Planetship.â
âI⊠guess?
Jiseon tilted her head, unconvinced.
Meanwhile, Kubu blinked twice and seemed to analyze the emblem Yeongwoo had drawn.
âThen, from now on, this symbol will officially represent Renaissance.
Then, an identical emblem to Yeongwooâs drawing floated into the air.
Swaaah!
At last, Renaissance had an official emblem.
And right on cue, the biggest task of the day came crashing in.
Beep!
âTaxes will begin being collected at 10 PM.
âDelinquents will be instantly erased upon collection.
The most brutal event ever: tax payment. Refuse, and you die.
Sure enough, the words âinstantly erasedâ appeared, and everyone in the room wore anxious expressions.
âThe time has come. Mr. Kubu, please go send the reply to our investor. Iâll go take care of our taxes.â
At Yeongwooâs words, Kubu blinked in farewell and disappeared into thin air.
Srrt.
Then, Yeongwooâs gaze turned to Yechan.
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âYechan, youâve worked hard so far. From now on, continue to sufferâas a vassal of the Family of Renaissance.â
ââŠHuh?â
Before Yechan could even finish blinking in surprise, the crest of the Renaissanceâs main cannon appeared above his head.
âHuh?â
[You have received a vassalage offer from the Family âRenaissance.â Do you accept?]
As Yechan blinked at the system message in front of him, Yeongwoo added:
âNow, the most prestigious job a human can get is to become a vassal of Renaissance. So Iâm offering you this position.â
Yeongwoo gestured with his hand, and Yechan, looking dazed, asked:
âWhat changes if I become a vassal?â
âYou get job security. Youâll be able to work for life.â
But what about weekly wages?
Yeongwoo already had the answer ready.
âVassals usually get a weekly wage, but since youâre already earning commission from planetary collections, weâll just offset it with that.â
âOh, okay.â
Yechan agreed without much thought.
âBut if someday youâre assigned work beyond the planet, weâll renegotiate separate pay then. Right now, only Mr. Kubu receives a regular salary.â
Administrator Kubu.
He was an irreplaceable being who received a staggering 150 million every week.
After all, he was the alien who had witnessed Yeongwoo from the beginning of his journey as head of the family to now.
On top of that, it was Kubu who practically handled all cosmic affairs.
âO-okay. I donât know if Iâll ever work in space, butâŠâ
Yechan nodded, and Yeongwoo looked at the crest now affixed above his head.
âAnd we never betray our vassals. Once youâre part of the Renaissance, youâll be protected by Earthâs warship.â
âSo⊠do I just accept this?â
âThatâs right.â
Anyway, for any Earthling, joining the Renaissance wasnât exactly a bad move.
After a brief moment of hesitation, Yechan accepted the vassalage offer.
Flash!
The crest of the Renaissance cannon flashed, and a new system message appeared before Yeongwooâs eyes.
[Survivor of Earth, Kang Yechan306, has been inducted as a vassal of the Family Renaissance.]
Since Yechan had yet to accomplish anything of interstellar renown, he was still labeled simply as a âSurvivor of Earth.â
[Second vassal registered under the Family âRenaissance.â]
[Would you like to assign a specific title?]
Unlike with Kubu, no default role was recommended this time, so Yeongwoo assigned Yechan the title of âInterior Minister.â
âYouâre now the Interior Minister of the Renaissance. Everything Earth-related can go through you.â
âInterior MinisterâŠ? Isnât that a bit too much for me?â
âWell, calling you the âTax Collectorâ wouldâve sounded weird.â
Their conversation ended there, as the clock struck 10 PM and tax collection began.
â Tax collection begins now.
Beeeep!
A sharp signal rang out, and taxes were collected from everyone presentâincluding Yeongwoo himself.
| Calculated Tax: 7,642,300,000
| Deduction: Dependent Family
| Final Tax Due: 6,497,590,000
ââŠWhat.â
He had to pay nearly 6.49 billion in tax today. Since he had pulled in an absurd amount of money from wedding gifts, the tax authority had immediately come down hard.
Even with some relief from dependent deductions, it was still in the 6 billion range.
âCalculated tax of 7.64 billion? This is insane.â
Yeongwoo felt genuine fear for the first time in a while.
Frankly, taxes were scarier than Mara, the King of Ten Thousand Demons.
âAm I going to get hit with this kind of tax every time?â
Maybe it was time to start figuring out some serious tax avoidance strategies.
But there was no escaping this roundâs tax disaster, and after paying, Yeongwooâs balance was:
âUsable Karma: 8,364,270,016
âDefense Funds: 150,322,545
Sure, 300 million in reparations would be coming in from Japan tomorrow, and thereâd be some interest from the wedding gifts tooâbut compared to what he lost, it was peanuts.
âEveryone⊠managed to pay their taxes safely, right?â
Everyone raised their heads in response to Yeongwooâs question.
To be honest, the fact that they were still alive was proof enough theyâd successfully paid up.
âI paid 6.49 billion in taxes today.â
ââŠWhat?â
ââŠâŠ!
Jeonggu and Jiseonâs eyes widened at the insane amount, and even Yechan stood agape, speechless.
âSo today, try not to get on my nerves. Iâm not in a great mood.â
And just then, his mother chimed in.
â You little brat, you got that money for free anyway. You shouldâve had your tax defense ready earlier. Donât they do that in space?
Well, Yeongwoo was definitely going to rake in more big income soon.
With even the planet ship about to launch, tax defense was now a planetary issueânot just Yeongwooâs.
So Yeongwoo summoned Kubu again, who had just clocked out.
âKubu, you heard that, right?â
Kubu quietly materialized from thin air.
Swoosh.
â Before the unification ritual, the âFamilyâ didnât officially exist, so aggressive tax avoidance wasnât possible.
He seemed bothered by the earlier conversation, so he started with a bit of an excuse.
Then, blinking his large eyes once, he added:
â But now, I can recommend a few methods.
âOho⊠So youâre finally going to prove your paycheckâs worth?â
Yeongwoo urged him to get on with it.
Kubu rolled his eye once and paused for a beat.
â The first method isâŠ
âThe first?â
â Bribing the National Tax Service.
ââŠWhat?â
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