Mai Kitsune Waifu - Chapter 3 - Onee-chan wa kitsune desu
My Fox Immortal Wife - Chapter 3 - This Older Sister is a Fox Immortal (Onee-chan wa kitsune desu)
Original by Ram de Night, Translated by James
āLiu Yi, can you take me here?ā
Liu Yi stunned. He looked at the Ma Yixuan who was in front of him. She was wearing a white lace dress, pure and lovely, fascinating and charming. She was standing on the corner of the street and pointing toward the signboard of the Hanting Express Hotel.
Go⦠go⦠going hereā¦.
⦠going here for what?....
āCan you?.... I wanna go thereā¦ā
Ma Yixuan pulled Liu Yiās hand. She was acting coquettishly.
That charm, it almost caused even his bones to go limp.
āIs⦠is that okay?...ā
Liu Yi took a deep gulp as he looked at the class beauty that he had longed for.
Ma Yixuan was the literature committee member for the grade and Liu Yiās neighbor.
This girl was a beauty indeed. Liu Yi had liked her for a long time.
Now that you mention it, Liu Yi had long forgotten how long he had liked her. It seems that he had liked her ever since she moved over and became his neighbor.
However, she had always had a cold attitude toward him.
What happened today? She actually pulled him and wanted to go to the Hanting Express Hotel with him?
This⦠Is this the legendary loserās springtime?!
Liu Yi was about to cry his eyes out.
āThereās nothing wrong with that. We knew each other for three years already!ā
Ma Yixian gave Liu Yi a charming smile. The smile was so charming that Liu Yi almost melted.
āI know of your feelings toward me⦠and you had been very nice to me⦠I feel as if thereās nothing I can give you so⦠Iām giving you me!ā
Said Ma Yixuan blushing like an apple.
āBut⦠but⦠thatās bad⦠Iāll be seen as a pervert by others!ā
āThen forget about it. Letās go home.ā
āGo go go! Letās get a room!ā
āWonāt you be seen as a pervert?ā
āNothing to be afraid of. Iām already a pervert!ā
At this moment, Liu Yi was boiling with animal instinct. He grabbed Ma Yixuanās hand and went in and asked for a room.
Upon entering that warm and romantic tiny room, Liu Yi immediately could not help himself. He hugged Ma Yixuanās delicious body and began to gnaw violently.
And at this moment, from Ma Yixuanās mouth was the voice of an aunty.
āAi ai ai! Young man, are you crazy?! Donāt go around biting people!ā
A voice that could shatter eardrums. This voice immediately woken up Liu Yi.
He opened his eyes and found that everything in front of him have changed.
The warm and romantic tiny room with a giant round bed was gone.
The beautiful and charming Ma Yixuan was also gone.
He was currently hugging an aunty with a red armband. His mouth was even kissing that auntyās arm.
My shit! The fuck is this!
Liu Yi immediately grew completely conscious. He stood up from the grass on the park.
āYou woke from your spring dream? Young man, a student on top of it! Why would you be sleeping on the parkās grass. Sleeping is one thing but to even molest meā¦ā
The aunty pulled her red armband and began to criticize and educate Liu Yi.
āWhatās wrong with kids like you nowadays. Canāt even allow parents a peace of mind⦠You kidsā¦ā
The aunty bla bla bla said a lot. Liu Yi instead only stood there in a daze.
How did I get hereā¦.
Thatās right⦠he suddenly remembered. Yesterday a beautiful girl pulled him here.
But⦠it seems like that girl ended up killing me...
Liu Yi touched his chest. He found out that it was completely fine but there was a hole in his shirt.
God damn!
So strange!
He suddenly remembered. It seems like there was a female immortal girl that saved him.
This⦠Iām dreaming right?
Liu Yi was absent minded. He kinda didnāt know what to do.
āWhat kind of stupid dream are you dreaming! You useless person! Stupid idiot teenager!ā
And at exactly this moment, by Liu Yiās ear, there suddenly sounded a familiar womanās voice.
āAhh!!! Ghost!!!ā
Liu Yi immediately uttered a cry.
āYou called me a ghost!ā
The aunty immediately turned unpleased. āSigh. Child, Iām trying to teach you good. However, not only do you not appreciate my teaching, you even called me a ghost. Child, you must be into older woman around my age right? Sigh. Back when this older sister was younger, she was indeed a beauty. Even though Iām a bit older now, I still had that lingering charm. Sigh. Thatās why I understandā¦.ā
The aunty began to blah blah on and on again.
As for Liu Yi, the voice of that girl was still in his ears.
āGhost my ass! This older sister is a fox immortal!ā
Liu Yi was about to collapse for real.
This is in broad daylight! Did he really see a ghost?
This place must be too gloomy⦠thatās right, let me find a more sunny place and kill this evil ghost!
Without taking into consideration of that aunty that had been standing there and giving him a lecture all this time, Liu Yi turned around and ran.
āHey hey hey! Young man, why did you run?! At least leave your numbers so that this older sister could contact you oftenā¦..ā
The auntyās reluctant to part voice grew further and further away from Liu Yi.
Liu Yi kept running like mad. However, ringing in his ear was that beautyās voice still.
āWhat are you running for?! Stop running! Aiyah youāre still running! Pretty fast too! You think youāre Liu Xiang or something?! How about running another hundred meters hurdles?!ā
That voice was chasing after Liu Yiās ears like a certain fairy from a certain game.
Liu Yi was scared to death. Just as he was about to run into the the parkās pond out of panic, a red smoke suddenly appeared from his right hand. This smoke condensed itself into the shape of a fox and was suspended in mid air in front of Liu Yi.
āMy god!ā
Liu Yiās leg grew weak. He directly fell onto his ass.
Fortunately there wasnāt much people in the park early morning. Otherwise Liu Yi wouldāve certainly attract a lot of attention.
āWhat are you running for?! Am I this scary?!ā
The fox shaped smoke slowly drifted in front of Liu Yi. It scared Liu Yi so much that he started sweating cold sweat.
āYou⦠what exactly are youā¦.ā
Liu Yi squeezed those words out with all his courage.
Oh heaven! To meet a ghost in broad daylight, am I Liu Yi really going to die?!
Boohoo! No! I donāt want to die a virgin!
ā¦. I havenāt even manage to touch Ma Yixuanās delicate handsā¦
But I did managed to touch a girlās chest yesterday! Alas, it was flat!
I donāt want to die before touching big boobs!
Liu Yi was about to cry.
Oh God! Please save me!
I will certainly burn you more incense! I will burn you more of Aoi Soraās photos!
Just as Liu Yi was begging all kinds of deities to save his life, the little fox spoke again.
āWhat are you shaking about! To be so afraid, are you even a man?! Let me tell you this, Iām not some ghost, Iām a fox immortal! A pure and beautiful, gentle and kind little fox immortal!ā
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