:i>Dsipgex +69&8Chapter 12 Master of Sarcasm Wang Nuonuo (Update 1 of 10!)
Editor: Noodletown Translations
(Suddenly saw âGu He Zhuââs post in the book review area, got all fired up! Bro, you win, no updates today, not manly! Ten chapters coming up!!)
Mu Fan subconsciously wanted to mimic the action, but when he tried, he felt it was not just a little off but several times so. He controlled the Crack Electric Blade in his hand to pierce the ground.
âWhat is he doing? Self-castrating?â
âIs this the new Boast Man mode?â
Feeling uneasy, Mu Fan still forced himself to execute the command, with both arms asynchronously outputting power, the blade vibrating at high frequency horizontally.
The Crack Electric Blade, which was stabbing into the ground, was suddenly lifted fiercely by the Undead Mecha, flipping upwards.
...
It flashed like lightning, with the Undead Mecha maintaining a position holding the long blade diagonally.
âThat pose is so cool!â
âThumbs up!â
The forum was overflowing with positive reviews, Boast Man was setting the pace excellently, and suddenly, spending 20 Star Coins felt quite interesting.
But when the next scene occurred, the forum exploded, with tens of pages of replies emerging instantly.
A black line appeared in the middle of the Guerrilla V Type, leaving only two legs standing upright, and then it split into two, crashing heavily to the ground.
âHolyâfuckingâshit!â
âDid he cut tofu?â
âIs this the legendary ultimate profound meaningââOne Cut, Two Halvesâ?â
âYour uncleâŠâ was what the player of the Guerrilla V Type wanted to say as his last words before dying.
Everyone had no idea what Mu Fan was muttering at this moment.
âSure enough, it was just for show.â
After finishing off this Guerrilla, Mu Fan suddenly felt that the Crack Electric Blade was quite handy, so he didnât throw it away, but grabbed it in hand, shouting on the team channel to Wang Nuonuo behind him, âChange the place, continue.â
Seeing her teamâs score had become 2, Wang Nuonuoâs eyes squinted with joy, saying happily, âAs expected, no one can resist Miss Wangâs charm.â
The audience on the forum was now all behaving, and everyone was intently watching the Undead III Type Mecha to see what would happen next.
In just that moment when the boastful moment turned into something actually cool, Mu Fan didnât know how many more people had entered spectator mode, and in just this little while, his earnings had increased by hundreds of Star Coins.
âNext step, prepare for melee evasion and firearms training,â Black added.
âMm.â
Mu Fan and Wang Nuonuo, one in front and one behind, with Wang Nuonuo thinking that following this big brute was indeed the right choice, felt like sheâd hit the jackpot, hehe.
Under Mu Fanâs control, the Undead Mecha quietly entered stealth mode, with engine power adjusted to minimum, coupled with the built-in silencer of the Reconnaissance Mecha, greatly reducing the detection distance of the mecha.
Right now, on the enemyâs radar, the red dot representing the Red Begonia Mecha was very conspicuous, but Mu Fan wasnât showing up on the radar map at all.
âItâs all on you,â Mu Fan reminded, and Wang Nuonuo immediately got into the mood, continuing her exclusive taunt skillâmysterious fitness dance!
âHahaha, Iâm going to be a fan of this girl, I love her.â
âEven if sheâs ugly, you love her?â
âI love her heart, get lost, donât malign our pure love.â
The forum had another bout of cheerful conversation, and the PO Battle Net admin was looking at how lively this post was getting, yet couldnât effectively manage it and was about to cry.
Finally, a remote mech appeared, the Wilderness Hunter, with a double-barreled shotgun, the firepower at close range in the jungle almost reached the pinnacle of fifth-generation mecha.
The mecha, entering the jungle, first saw the twisting and turning Begonia Mecha.
âYour dance is too hideous!â Without saying more, he raised the shotgun and fired two consecutive shots.
Wang Nuonuoâs mecha was heavily damaged, and the fitness dance was immediately interrupted.
The Red Begonia Mecha quickly hid behind the trunk with agility, and its energy shield dropped by 20% instantly, as the mysterious girl quietly peered at the attackerâs direction with her exquisite half-body shield.
âHumph, you dare to ambush Miss Wang!â Miss Wang Nuonuo genuinely got angry and spoke directly through the microphone.
âBig sister, your dancing is hideous, it makes me feel awful! Sorry about that.â The Wilderness Hunter laughed upon hearing that; in these days, there was still such a simple girl.
âAuntie will fight you! Iâm so angry I could die.â The Red Begonia Mecha suddenly charged out from behind the trunk, rushing at the enemy aggressively.
Tsk-tsk, only this aggressive flower could be destroyed. The Wilderness Hunter methodically raised the double-barreled shotgun in his hand and pulled the trigger.
Click, click.
Why no sound?
Then he instantly saw a bright red mark on the radar overlapping with his own.
Heart-wrenching realization! A mecha had approached silently without being detected? Hastily switched to optical observation mode.
A small, camouflaged mecha was posing in a blade-retracting posture.
Whereâs my gun?
Click, split in two.
Now the Wilderness Hunter was holding a short gun, just standing there dumbfounded.
The mechaâs player reacted quickly, realizing something was wrong and immediately abandoned his gun, preparing to raise his arm to launch a rocket.
A flash of the blade, retract blade.
The rocket launcher in hand was also cut off.
Attempted to draw the tactical dagger from the waist.
Mu Fan instinctively controlled the Undead Mecha with another superb vertical slash, splitting the tactical dagger in two.
Now he was increasingly satisfied with his high-frequency vibration technique.
The mechanical master of the Wilderness Hunter was nearly swearing, damn it, my final lifesaving weapon was cut off, how am I supposed to fight!
At this moment, Mu Fan suddenly noticed that the mecha was charging up barehanded, suddenly realizing he had just instinctively cut its melee weapon.
Uh, originally wanted to leave a melee weapon for a one-on-one fight.
Sorry. Mu Fan noticed the angry Wang Nuonuo charging in the teammate video and stepped aside to expose the Hunter ahead.
âYou dare say my dance is ugly! Iâll crush you!â Wang Nuonuo, gritting her teeth, controlled the mecha to assume a shield-butting posture.
Mu Fan found it more and more familiar, this move⊠how much like his own original shield rush, huh?
Ya-ha-ho! Wang Nuonuo roared, and the slender Red Begonia Mecha charged forward with the shield.
Although it was a female mecha and slender, its role was melee after all, and since it was Miss Wangâs fully transformed mecha.
Thus, that poor remote mech, without even a tactical dagger, floated away like a feather.
âAuntie will pierce you!â The Red Begonia placed her Broken Machine Cannon against the face of the Hunter, boom, boom, boom!
Mu Fan, already hiding on a tree nearby, was watching with fear, this woman was wild.
âThat chick is fierce, sheâs actually torturing that Wilderness Hunter.â A mech traveling through the jungle suddenly saw this, and before Mu Fan could act, ran away in a flash.
Too ferocious, there was an SM-loving chick over there!
Very soon, a piece of information leaked out with the discoverer.
âThere are two mecha in the jungle doing SM! A queen there.â
âHurry up, go see a female mechanical master SMing a male mechanical master.â
âThereâs going to be a restricted animation playing in the jungle.â
âHurry up, prepare to capture the wild female mechanical master, itâll be too late soon.â
All the players observing the situation collectively speechless: That works!??
Mu Fan, observing the distance from the treetops, suddenly noticed the rolling dust clouds forming a dragon in the distance, heading towards them.
Discovered a large number of enemies!
Mu Fan tensed up immediately.
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This afternoon, I refreshed the book reviews unintentionally, and Boss Gu actually issued a challenge!! Canât tolerate that! Ten chapters with no delay coming up!