The legal, official wedding ceremony with Hilda was what Iād been longing for so much. Personally, I thought the engagement period was unnecessary, but actually, thanks to that waiting period, the anticipation burned even hotter. And Hilda had sometimes played naughty tricks trying to break down my self-control.
As a result, I was nearly growing relics on my body.
My father-in-law was extremely conservative about marriage, so his position was that we had to complete the set engagement period before getting married. But recently, perhaps sensing some looming threat, he suddenly obtained the wedding date from the church. Thatās how Hildaās and my legal Munt marriage was completed at lightning speed.
"Starting with Count Euz, there were quite a few nobles eyeing you as a son-in-law. Father mustāve thought that if he dragged his feet, he might lose such a prized catch."
"He didnāt need to worry about that. I have no intention of separating from Hilda."
Michael knew this well because heād watched my usual conduct and affection toward Hilda from the side, but my father-in-law didnāt. At first, heād reluctantly accepted me as the groom Hilda chose, but as time passed, my value skyrocketed tremendously.
Heād even heard people say I was too good to be just the War Ministerās son-in-law.
If Iād been in my father-in-lawās shoes, conservative or not, I wouldāve sealed the deal quickly. Moreover, if Hilda and I were to separate, the family would be completely humiliated in noble society. So my father-in-law was anxious and secured a grand wedding along with the churchās certification.
Thatās why Michael said heād almost fallen over backwards laughing.
He said it was the first time heād seen their father prepare for a wedding so passionately.
"How many invitations do I have to write, exactly?"
"Weāre only sending them to each familyās head, so roughly 100 should do."
And I was currently wrestling with the invitations.
These invitations made of high-quality paper cost 1 silver coin each.
In other words, I was about to pour 100 silver coins into invitations alone.
I knew high noble weddings cost a fortune, but this truly exceeded my imagination. Thank goodness Iād received gold coins as compensation from Count Euz; otherwise the devil inside me wouldāve nearly awakened.
What was even more absurd was that unlike banquet invitations, wedding invitations had to be written entirely by hand.
From beginning to end. Plus, you had to write them in long form to be proper.
It was because of the belief that you receive blessings from guests who enter bearing invitations you personally wrote. A custom similar to how giving alms to beggars supposedly earns you a ticket to heaven. What on earth did men who married multiple times do? Iāll never separate from Hilda.
I mobilized all kinds of flowery phrases and fancy vocabulary to write them, ending each with personal thoughts. Now Iād finished one. I had to write 100 of these? Just as I was feeling overwhelmed, I felt a soft touch. Hilda kissed me on the cheek.
Though the Middle Ages were conservative about physical affection,
my lovely bride-to-be truly loved it.
"Hang in there, Wolf. The Lordās grace will shine brightly on our future."
"Iām suddenly energized? Iāll write 100, even 200."
When Iād written the 50th, I ended up throwing the quill pen.
After Hilda giggled and kept cheering me on, I barely managed to finish them all.
The very next day, we held the proxy wedding ceremony.
The only people attending the proxy wedding were relatives of the War Ministerās family and Hildaās female friends.
The reason the female friends attended the proxy wedding was to enjoy the bridal bath, customarily held the day before the wedding. Thatās where the concept of a bachelorette party originated. Apparently itās just friends bathing and having fun together. On the menās side, there was a similar tradition resembling a bachelor party, but I refused all of it. Because Michaelās planned itinerary blatantly included the brothel district.
Brother-in-law, you crazy bastard.
Trying to get me killed?
Anyway, at Neuden Parish in the northwestern district where the War Ministerās family was located, the bride and proxy groom Michael held the ceremony first without the actual groom. Iād heard about proxy marriages, but it seemed like such a pointless procedure. I was inwardly dissatisfied, but since it was a medieval noble marriage custom and tradition, I had no choice but to go along with it.
It had started because noble families too far apart couldnāt hold weddings on time, so theyād hold proxy marriages first, but as time passed it became established as custom. That was why we ended up having a proxy wedding even though we were practically next door to each other.
A wedding without the groom.
Having refused the bachelor party, I was waiting at home with nothing to do.
Right about now, Hildaās proxy wedding must be in full swing.
After spending a night with Michael with their legs touching, tomorrow Hilda would hold the official wedding with me at Breisburg Cathedral. If we were ordinary nobles, it wouldāve been about the level of a village festival, but since I (a lord) and the War Ministerās family were on a different level, apparently enough money and food to rival a city festival would be consumed.
When my father-in-law said he was gathering beggars to receive the Lordās grace and blessings, I doubted my ears. My father-in-law held the belief that through charity, beggars bestow blessings on behalf of God. The more beggars, the more blessings come in, and my father-in-law took responsibility for the costs.
"Really? I can bring them all?"
"Yeah. Better to feed the folks whoāve helped you at a time like this."
So since we were gathering beggars anyway, I ordered Bodo to round up all the street friends whoād helped him and feed them until they burst, just for that day. The cost of feeding these beggars alone was 200 silver coins. Who the hell had devised this kind of procedure? This was practically a wedding designed to showcase noble wealth.
And finally, the day came.
Unable to sleep from excitement at the thought of having a real wedding, I dressed in luxurious wedding attire and majestically mounted Mont Blanc, which had been adorned with various decorative saddles and cloths. Naturally, Mont Blanc was quite indignant about the decorations, but the horseās cooperation was a grand compromise barely achieved after feeding it sugar cubes.
Murmur murmur.
Escorted by my retainers, I headed to Breisburg Cathedral, where many citizens and beggars had gathered in droves around the building. Because of the crowd, August at the front and Anton holding the family banner couldnāt advance any further. An unexpected standstill.
What the hell? Was my wedding a national event?
Why were there so many people?
I knew many would gather for the wedding of a regional lord and the War Ministerās family, but this exceeded my wildest expectations. Then well-armed soldiers appeared, forcibly parting the thick wall of people to make way for me to enter.
"Iām Leichnich, Lieutenant of the Grand Dukeās Guard. You may enter now."
"The Grand Dukeās Guard? Wait, why is the Grand Dukeās Guard here?"
"Because the great sovereign of Beren is attending your lordshipās wedding."
What was guarding the cathedralās perimeter was the Grand Dukeās Guard. Grand Duke Karlus attending my wedding was an extremely unconventional move. Given the War Ministerās familyās influence, it wasnāt strange for him to attend, but this wasnāt even the eldest sonās weddingājust the youngest daughterās.
Which meant the Grand Duke was attending in recognition of my standing.
Wait, why would the Grand Duke go so far? Sure, Iād risen to become a lord,
but even so, I was the lowest-ranked among lords.
Surely there was no political motive behind this?
"What the hell is this commotion? Why did His Grace attend my wedding?"
"He said itās meant to celebrate the union of a new lord and the War Ministerās family, but honestly, I donāt know either."
Michael also showed clear signs of being flustered, saying heād never expected the Grand Dukeās attendance. The other ministerial families and nobles seemed shocked by it too. The Crown Prince and Princess were also at the Grand Dukeās side. Only the Queen Iād seen at the banquet hall was absent. I was ushered into the groomās waiting room without even time to greet the Grand Duke.