With over 60,000 points, I decided to spend 50,000 at once and do a 50-pull gacha.
"What I really need right now is a good sword style..."
I had the ability. But my adaptability and response skills were lacking. No matter how good your was, without a proper [Sword Style] to utilize it, it was just basic swordsmanship.
Like how mastering the Three-Fundamental Sword Technique was still just the Three-Fundamental Sword Technique. If I ran into a swordsman with similar specs, I'd get crushed.[Swordsmanship]
'Can't I just stick to being a mage since I have magic abilities?' you might think, but once my mana ran out, all I'd have left was my body, so I absolutely needed to learn it. And every guy has a romance with the sword.
"If it doesn't show up this time, I'll have no choice but to go find one."
This time, of course, I used the luck magic I got from KonoSuba and started the 50-pull.[Blessing]
For important consumable items, the usual [Penalty Removal Ticket] and two bottles of showed up, and one each of [Ability Rank-Up Ticket], [Random Devil Fruit], and [Item Fusion Ticket]. For food, a new [Delicious Fruit Set] appeared.[Elixir]
For abilities, the duplicates [(A) Armament Haki], [(S) Hacking], [(A) Pain Resistance], [(S) Genius], and new ones: [(A) Reverse Cursed Technique], [(S) Conqueror's Haki], [(A) Sweet Semen], [(SS) S2 Engine], [(EX) Stealth], [(SS) Devastating Beauty], [(A) Changbai Sword Art], [(S) Energy Bomb], [(SS) Nanomachines], [(SSS) Indomitable].
For weapons: [(A) Soul Reaper Blade], [(A) Mysterious Sword], [(S) Mjolnir].
Lastly, for items I wasn't sure would be useful: [Intestinal Cleanse Pills] x100, [Lavender Love Gel] x100, [Random Tail Anal Plug] x10, [Breast Enhancement Pills] x10, x100, etc.[Aphrodisiac]
Other than that, various useless items from creations appeared. For example, 'Some Crimson Demon's Panties' or whatever.
[(S) Hacking], [(A) Pain Resistance], [(S) Genius] automatically merged and ranked up to [(SS) Hacking], [(S) Pain Resistance], [(SS) Genius], and [(B) Armament Haki] was absorbed into [(A) Armament Haki].
"Oh~,,, a lot of good stuff showed up!"[Stealth][Indomitable][Nanomachines]
[(EX) Stealth]
Hides all information. (Turns invisible when ability is active)
[(SSS) Indomitable]
When taking a fatal attack, leaves you with 30% of total HP and makes you invincible for 5 minutes. (Cooldown 24 hours)
[(SS) Nanomachines] (Nano Machine)
Sky Corporation 7th Generation Nanomachines (Converted to ability)
"But what are [(A) Sweet Semen], [(SS) S2 Engine], [(S) Energy Bomb]?"
[(A) Sweet Semen]
Increases partner's orgasm, restores wounds and stamina. (Taste bonus)
[(SS) S2 Engine] (Evangelion)
Biological infinite spiral perpetual engine (Mana 1000, Mana Recovery 1000% increase)
[(S) Energy Bomb] (Marvel Gambit)
Can charge objects with energy to control them and turn them into bombs. (You don't take explosion damage.)
"[Sweet Semen], taste bonus... S2 Engine is the Angels' energy source from Evangelion. That's amazing."
Gambit's ability looked good too. Since you could deal massive damage by striking or throwing and detonating, it'd be great for impact or ranged attacks.
Another questionable one was that I, a man, got [(SS) Devastating Beauty].
[(SS) Devastating Beauty]
Beauty so great it can ruin nations.
I hurriedly looked in a mirror.
"Wow~ Holy shit..."
I was so captivated by my own face that I stared at the mirror for 30 minutes without realizing it.
"This is dangerous."
I already had a well-made face and the effect of [(S) Incubus Body], which gave me incredible favorability with the opposite sex. If [(SS) Devastating Beauty] was added on top, who knew what would happen. I didn't want obsessive female stalker fans who lost their minds.
"I'll turn this ability off for now. It's too much. I'll only use it briefly when needed."
I turned [(SS) Devastating Beauty] off and looked in the mirror again. Thankfully, the ability effect disappeared, and it wasn't at the level of making people lose their minds anymore.
"Come to think of it, the nanomachines are quiet... Hey~ Nano!"
[Hello, Master.]
"Why haven't you said anything until now?"
[A scientifically impossible event occurred. I was analyzing the current situation.]
It was probably because the nanomachines changed from a machine to an ability.
"Tell me your current status, Nano."
[There are no nanomachines in Master's body currently. However, I can use all functions at 100%. This is scientifically inexplicable.]
"Then there's no functional problem, right?"
[That is correct.]
Then it was fine. Honestly, having nanoparticles inside my body was a bit unsettling anyway.
Next, I checked the strange items.
"Okay, I get the aphrodisiac, breast enhancement pills, gel, but why did [Intestinal Cleanse Pills] show up?"
[Intestinal Cleanse Pill]
Insert rectally to cleanly remove impurities from the intestines.
"Are these for when you're in a situation where it's hard to take a shit?"
[No. They appear to be for anal sex.]
"Ahem."
Nano was so blunt I got flustered for a moment.
"I'll... try them next time... Ahem, ahem..."
This time I took out one [Random Tail Anal Plug] to look at it.
It was a white fox tail with multiple metal beads connected in a line like 'Vienna sausages' at the end. It seemed to be an anal dildo with a tail plug attached. This kind seemed to come out randomly.
"Hmm, hmm, this too... next time..."
Next, I took out [(S) Mjolnir] from my inventory. Thanks to [(EX) Status Immunity], I could lift it easily.
[(S) Mjolnir]
Those who are worthy can wield Thor's power and authority.
(Retrievable)
The good thing about was that it could be recalled and its durability was unimaginably high because it was made of 'Uru'. I could also use Thor's lightning power, but that wasn't a function I particularly coveted.[Mjolnir]
I took out [Thunder God's Longsword] and an [Item Fusion Ticket] and fused the two. I made the appearance [Thunder God's Longsword], of course, and kept the name the same.
[(SS) Thunder God's Longsword]
Bound to owner
Authority of Lightning
Absorbs user's mana to increase cutting power
Can summon Storm of Black Flames
Permanent Black Blade increases durability
(Retrievable)
[Thunder God's Longsword] ranked up to SS, and its performance definitely improved. Nothing like 'Permanent Black Blade' was added this time, so the appearance didn't change.
"At this rate, the sword will become stronger than me."
It seemed roughly organized now. This pull gave me good abilities and the sword style I needed, so I was pretty satisfied.
I went outside the bunker to test Gambit's ability. I'd bought a whole deck of playing cards for boredom and took them all out.
I tore open the card packaging and infused one card with mana. The target was a tree in front of the house. I struck a pose and threw it hard.
Whoosh~!
The card just fell limply in front of me and exploded.
Pop!
"Whoa! Shit! That scared me."
Of course, a beginner throwing cards couldn't throw them easily. Then Nano spoke.
[Master, I have information on how to throw cards. I can show you a simulation.]
"Oh~ As expected of Nano! Show me."
When I agreed, a green graphic figure appeared before my eyes, showing how to grip and throw a card. The figure's card didn't fall weakly like mine; it shot out straight.
I learned the grip and throwing method from the figure and practiced again.
Whirik~!
Pop!
The card flew toward the target tree and exploded with a loud sound. The tree was shattered beyond recognition.
"Wow~! This feels good."
Ding~!
[(F) Throwing] acquired.
It felt like when I practiced spinning a pen in school and succeeded—great. Probably no one would dislike practicing explosive card throwing.
"I saw in the movies that Gambit moved cards freely like telekinesis. I wonder if I can do that too."
I infused mana into one card and tried to levitate it slowly. It took a bit of concentration, but I could make it float in the air without issue.
"Ooh~"
I made the levitated card fly around my body or threw it off-target and corrected its trajectory to hit the target, practicing enjoyably for a while. I ran out of cards and couldn't practice anymore. Thanks to the ability, quickly rose from F to C.[Throwing][Genius]
"This is it, ran out of cards. That was fun."
Then I got curious. Could I adjust the explosive power too?
I picked up a pebble from nearby and packed about 1/10 of my total mana into it tightly. The pebble couldn't take any more mana and started glowing and vibrating.
"I guess this is the limit."
I put strength into it and threw the pebble as far as I could with the maximum mana packed in.
KABOOM~!!
A massive explosion sounded and black dust flew up. This was about the same destructive power as early Megumin's magic. It seemed the more mana I packed, the higher the destructive power.[Explosion]
Then a great idea came to mind.
"If I combine this with the inventory, I could carry infinite bombs with me."
If I mass-produced metal balls, packed them with mana whenever I had time, and stored them in the inventory, I wouldn't waste mana during fights when I needed them. And if I stored a lot, I'd become a human B2 bomber.
"The problem is, where do I get that many metal balls..."
I guess I need to go to a modern-era creation again.
Now that I had Gambit's ability, I planned to go to the Marvel world. There, I'd use future knowledge to make huge money and stock up on supplies, and since there were aliens, I thought I'd build a vehicle to use in other worlds with superior science tech.
"Playful Life."
-Work List-
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! (In Progress)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (In Progress)
-Random Gacha-
-Body Enhancement-
-Ability Enhancement-
-Shop-
Points Held
16,941
I clicked the Work List and found MCU (Marvel).
[Avatar will be created.]
Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Trait: Noble character
Start Point: The First Avenger
Natalia Alianovna 'Natasha' Romanoff (Black Widow)
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Trait: Special agent from 'Red Room'
Start Point: Iron Man 2
Go directly.
Setup: American citizen, Columbia University student
Start Point: Iron Man 1
(Can spend points to change start point)
"No, why is option 2 even there?"
I've lived as a man for a long time, and changing gender could be an interesting experience, but I didn't want to yet.
For now, I changed the setup for option 3.
Setup: American businessman
Start Point: 10 years before Iron Man 1
(Points: -1,821)
[Proceed with this?]
"Yeah."