[If what the host did isnât stupid, then what is it?]
Su Qianxue: "..."
So, is the problem not with the saying âmoney makes the world go round,â nor is it that she wasnât generous enough, but rather that she used the wrong method?
Forget it, whatever, itâs done. If itâs wrong, then itâs wrong.
At worst, sheâll just try another way.
Su Qianxue gritted her teeth, let out a cold snort at the guards wielding blades, then clenched her fists and turned away.
Of course, this was just for the guards to see.
Once she was out of the guardsâ line of sight, she immediately stopped and observed her surroundings. After a moment, she sneaked towards the dog hole she remembered from last time.
All the way there, she kept building up her resolve, but when she thought about the bold claim of ânever wanting to crawl through a dog hole again,â she couldnât help but feel a twinge of shame.
Her cheeks burned, and it felt like she was slapping her own face.
When she reached the spot, she was utterly dumbfounded, squatting there for a long time without recovering.
The dog hole?
Who blocked the dog hole?
When did this happen?
Who the heck was so bored that theyâd do this?
"System... whereâs the dog hole?"
[Itâs blocked, isnât it, host?]
[Besides, didnât the host say youâd never want to crawl through a dog hole again in this lifetime?]
"..."
"Right, I said I didnât want to, but I didnât say I wouldnât. In life, there are many things you have to do even if you donât want to. Who can say everything theyâve done is something they wanted to do?"
"Can you check and see if thereâs any other dog hole in Prince Qi Mansion?"
[Checked, none, host. But there is a river that connects to the outside world. The host could try going via the water route.]
"..."
"If you want me dead, just say it; no need to beat around the bush."
"Not to mention I canât swim, even if I could, this is the dead of winter, the water is frozen, if I swam from outside into the manor, could I even survive?"
[Hmm, the host is right. I forgot the host is quite weakling in constitution.]
[All said and done, isnât it just because the host doesnât know martial arts? If the host did, there wouldnât be this problem, and I wouldnât have overlooked this.]
Su Qianxue: "..."
Isnât that obvious?
If she knew martial arts, would she need to listen to this trash talking?
Sheâd just jump over the wall directly, like that bastard Yun Wanye sneaking into her house at night.
Then sheâd knock Mo Yuanhao unconscious, not caring whether he agreed or not, and complete the mission in one go.
"If you really have nothing to say, you could just not say anything."
Just shut up; whenever it talks, itâs either mocking her or on the way to mocking her. Su Qianxue has almost had enough of the system.
[Really? I was actually thinking the host has been doing quite well recently, working hard for the mission, and I wanted to give the host a little reward.]
[Since the host doesnât want to hear it, Iâll save it for next time.]
Su Qianxue: "..."
Damn this dog thing, doing it on purpose???
She gritted her teeth, holding back her anger, forcing a smile onto her face.
"No, I do want to hear it, quickly tell me, whatâs the reward? Can I be rewarded by completing the mission directly?"
[Beep, friendly reminder, the sun hasnât set yet, itâs not quite time for dreaming.]
Su Qianxue: "..."
[Puhahahaha...]
[So amusing, absolutely amusing, it must be that the heavens found me too bored and dispatched this pair of oddballs to amuse me.]
Yun Wanqing, who had been eavesdropping all along, couldnât help but burst out laughing again after being amused several times.
[But, whatâs laughing myself to death going to do for you two, hahahaha?]
Lady Yun looked completely baffled, casting a curious glance at her.
The little darling had been laughing all afternoon, what on earth were Su Qianxue and the system talking about, was it really that funny?
It made her curious too.
Unfortunately, the little darling just kept laughing and didnât mention any specifics of the conversation.
Just as she thought this, Yun Wanqingâs inner voice continued with reluctance.
[Blocked by guards when trying bribery, then found the dog hole blocked, and to top it off, got mocked by her own system, this Su Qianxue is definitely the unluckiest and most wretched protagonist Iâve ever seen, hahahaha.]
[Not to mention this system too.]
[No cheat codes for its host, no starter pack, aside from keeping the host from getting killed, it hasnât shown any other abilities, but itâs outstanding at mocking the host, hahahaha.]
[This system must cause whoever meets it to suffer a heart attack, itâs impressive that Su Qianxue hasnât been kicked to death by anger.]
Lady Yun: "??????"
Bribing guards? Crawling through a dog hole?
Where did Su Qianxue try to bribe guards?