Chapter 12: Supreme Wisdom Brings Harm, Useless Ones Live Long

Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Supreme Wisdom Brings Harm, Useless Ones Live Long

Shen Yi, Su Qing learned the name of the woman in his arms through the narration.

He lowered his head to take a look. He had to admit that the woman’s appearance really took his breath away. She wore an elegant black long dress, paired with simple sandals, and her curvy figure exuded mature charm.

Even though she was a bit disheveled at the moment, she still struck a chord with his... heart.

He had to admit, in just one day, he was moved twice. He really is a person with a lot of love to give.

He walked away from the accident vehicle to the side of the road, patted the woman’s delicate face: "Hey, are you okay? Wake up!"

"Damn, do I need to perform CPR?"

[Shen Yi just had a brief blackout from head collision, no big deal]

Su Qing:...

For some reason, this is the first time he found the narration somewhat annoying.

He then called the emergency number, and in less than half an hour, the ambulance and traffic police arrived at the scene.

Watching the woman being taken into the ambulance, Su Qing couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. Then he explained the situation to the traffic police. Once everything was settled, he checked the time—it was almost midnight.

He had to admit, ever since this narration appeared, things hadn’t calmed down for him. It felt less like a cheat and more like a nuisance.

He then opened the car door and was about to drive home.

In the car, Su Qing was calling Wang Xing.

"Old A, guess what happened to me just now!"

Listening to his excited voice, Wang Xing replied on the other end in a voice that sounded like he had kidney deficiency for three years: "Buddy, I’m already lying down, you should go to sleep early too. After all, you’re already mentally twisted, so you should at least keep your body healthy!"

Su Qing: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Damn you, do you even know that I almost got into a car accident just now!"

He was very angry that such a big thing happened on his side, but his good friend was indifferent and even wanted to give him a big slap.

"Car accident?"

"Yeah!"

"Relax, extreme brilliance leads to eventual harm, long life for the useless. See, aren’t you fine now? Talk tomorrow if there’s something, I’m tired!" Wang Xing said with a tone like he was about to fall asleep the next second.

Su Qing was so angry that he was trembling: "Your mom... stay healthy!"

He even uttered the last few words through gritted teeth, and at this moment, the narration appeared again.

[Wang Xing isn’t sleepy at all; he’s just busy ranking up with his goddess, so he doesn’t have time to care about you]

Su Qing: -_-|||

Well, looks like he’s being a loyal dog again.

"You’re ranking up with your goddess again, right? How’s the game, fun?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Xing on the other end was stunned, then quickly looked around: "Damn, how did you guess that?"

"Qingzi, honestly, did you become a fortune teller? You could even predict Sister Jun’s accident. I found you acting strange at the police station!"

Su Qing couldn’t help but roll his eyes and replied grumpily: "Don’t ask questions you shouldn’t ask. Go play your game, hanging up!"

After saying this, he straight up hung up the phone, as he had no idea what excuse to use anyway to cover it up. He was in a bit of a hurry earlier, which left a flaw.

Meanwhile, Li Zijun in her nightgown was sitting on the sofa, recalling today’s thrilling scene, momentarily lost in thought.

"Up so late, are you planning to rob a tomb, my police sister?" At this moment, the bathroom door opened, and out came a woman wrapped in a bath towel, it was Li Zijun’s roommate, Sun Mumu.

She sat right next to Li Zijun, leaning against her and acting coy. Li Zijun was tall, beautiful and cool, super A type, while Sun Mumu was quite different, petite, and could be mistaken for a student, but they were of the same age.

Seeing Li Zijun glaring, she quickly changed the subject, raising her hand with a smile: "Look, I got a new manicure today, how is it?"

Li Zijun glanced over casually: "Not bad, but it doesn’t suit you."

"Why not? I think it’s pretty!" Sun Mumu was unconvinced.

"It has embellishments, I’m afraid it’ll be uncomfortable to use."

Sun Mumu: ...

"You’re talking about me, but what were you thinking about just now? This isn’t like the valiant police flower we know, thinking about a man?"

Li Zijun: "Nonsense!"

"Oh dear, you’re panicking. Who is it, do I know them, where are they from, how do they look, how tall are they, what job do they do, have you thought of the child’s name?"

This barrage of questions left Li Zijun stunned, she hadn’t faced such a barrage while interrogating criminals.

"You..."

Sun Mumu’s words truly pissed her off, and after a while, she continued: "If you ever get a boyfriend, make sure to finalize things in two or three months, marry them while they’re still dazed, because if they find out how nosy you are and with a mind filled with such filth, they’ll demand a return!"

"So who is that guy? Show me, I promise I won’t spread it."

Li Zijun: ...

Scene change, Su Qing drove back to his residential area, there’s no rush to return the car until tomorrow.

He came home and found a piece of chewed gum stuck on his door mirroring, and even some footprints on the door.

[Neighbor Wang is still resentful about this morning’s incident. Plus, his partner kept complimenting your looks, making him more furious, thus he started a second round of revenge on you]

The narration conveniently explained what happened while he was away.

Su Qing: ...

He was really annoyed. He didn’t expect he’d still be on someone’s mind a day later.

And what did your shortcomings have to do with me?

Thinking of this, Su Qing removed the gum from his door mirror and pressed it into the neighbor’s keyhole.

Taking a loss wasn’t his style, and as for kicking the door, it wasn’t appropriate in the middle of the night, otherwise he would have made a scene today.

These two across the hall, one is always suspicious and the other has been made by the devil’s hand, what did their matters have to do with me?

After doing this, Su Qing contentedly returned home, didn’t shower, just lay down, because this day really exhausted him.

If he had known, he would have eaten that leftover meal, maybe then he wouldn’t have faced so many vexing issues at the hospital.

He didn’t expect that just as he lay down, the familiar narration sounded again.

[Competing with your neighbor intellectually and physically, satisfying someone else’s vanity, two acts of bravery not only earn you your first pot of gold but also a bravery title, changing Li Zijun’s view of you and saving at least 20 years of detours, truly a meaningful day]

He never expected there would be a summary. Hearing this, Su Qing couldn’t help raising his right hand:

凸(艹皿艹)

"To hell with your meaningful day, damn it!"

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