Chapter 60: Chapter 60: Rich Lady? Are You Talking About Me?
When it came to Su Heās habit of adopting Lin-style madness from literature, Su Qing genuinely gritted his teeth in irritation. It was an attack with not much damage but a high level of insult.
Though there was nothing wrong with the words themselves, and even the TV version of Lin Daiyu was portrayed this way, in reality, hearing someone talk like this always made him want to punch someone.
No way he, a man of the mundane world, could appreciate this kind of literature.
But speaking of which, heād been so busy making money lately, bombarded by Shen Yi and the trio of Li Zijun, Wang Xing, that he hadnāt realized it was almost time for the annual college entrance exams.
He remembered the last time he paid attention to the college exam period was ages ago. He didnāt expect this time to fly by, and Su He, the little girl, was there already.
The two days before the exam, the venues were sealed off, so naturally, students had time off; he was familiar with the process.
"So what brings you here today?" After getting knocked on the head again, he finally suppressed that Lin-style madness.
At this moment, the brother and sister sat facing each other on the living room sofa.
"Well... no real reason. I just heard you have a girlfriend now, and mom and dad wanted me to ask when youād be coming home," Su He whispered, giving a thumbs-up:
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"Bro, I didnāt think youād block mom and dad; youāre awesome, thumbs up to you."
It turns out heās not the only one who couldnāt stand his parents; maybe only the family dog Da Huang was truly loyal to his mom.
"Cut it out. It was a last resort. Also, I donāt have a girlfriend; donāt listen to Sister Zijunās nonsense," Su Qing explained.
Hearing this, Su He sighed helplessly, "Bro, quit pretending. Aunt Liu asked before she came, and Sister Zijun said you have a super-rich girlfriend and are even living together! Bro, is she really wealthy? Hope sheās not an old lady!"
"Ow, you hit me on the head again!"
Su Qing glared at her, rubbing his fingers; honestly, this householdās head of iron bashing had to be the youngest sibling, rubbed up and used since childhood.
"Wonāt get dumber anyway; there are just two days left until the exams, and your brain is pretty much useless now."
"Once more, I met a new friend recently, but just a friend. That day she stopped by, and Sister Zijun saw her, maybe misunderstood. Go back and explain to our parents; I wonāt be going home for now."
Speaking, Su Qing felt a bit nervous since heād just recently blocked his parents, enjoying a few peaceful days. He dreaded what would happen if he went back.
He wasnāt worried about his dad since, even though as the second child he got some advantage, he did hold some leverage. It was his mom he feared.
Upon hearing this, Su He widened her eyes: "So thereās really someone?"
Perhaps seeing through his concern, Su Qing quickly said, "Bro, donāt worry. Mom told me secretly before I came. If you have a girlfriend, come home, and they want to discuss your marriage."
"I think momās sincere, but somethingās off with dad lately. I saw him digging out the familyās Seven Wolves belt, looks like heās ready to teach you a lesson."
Su Qing: ...
Thinking about it, maybe Zhou Hui would change her attitude because of a girlfriend, but... he couldnāt trust his life to her change of heart alone.
"Alright, going home is not an option, at least not now; Iāll talk about it after some time."
He intended to let it go cold; going home now would probably not end well, and without an actual girlfriend to take back, it was not promising heād get out unscathed.
"No, donāt. The exams are in two days, over in two days; you have to come to help me move my stuff from school on Monday. Also, brother~ your little sister is going through exams; arenāt you going to show some support?"
"The new iPhone 14 is out. I was wondering... donāt tell me youāre broke. I already asked Sister Zijun; she mentioned your twenty thousand reward already came through, hehe."
As she spoke, Su He hugged his arm and started to act cute, figuring there were only two days until exams, and a new phone should be on the agenda.
Finally, the fox showed her tail; Su Heās ulterior motive was revealed.
While she was there under her parentsā orders to gather intel, she also had her own little motives.
Upon hearing this, Su Qing thought about it and felt, as the eldest brother, he should do something, after all, she was his only sister. He nodded and asked, "Is there an iPhone store nearby?"
Upon hearing this, a huge surprise hit Su He, and she nodded like a pecking chick: "Yes, yes, yes, yes."
"Still open, right?"
"No, no, no, itās only three oāclock in the afternoon, itās still early!" By this time, Su He was almost driven mad with the excitement of the surprise.
Even though many high school students had phones, Su He indeed didnāt. She had an old phone at home, but it was her mother Zhou Huiās leftover device. Given the choice, whoād want something old?
But hardly had she finished talking when Su Qing kicked her butt, pushing her towards the door while yelling, "Then hurry and grab it; if youāre late, theyāll be closed, quick, quick, quick!"
An iPhone 14, crazy talk ā he had been using a two-thousand-yuan domestic phone for three years and still hadnāt replaced it yet.
The sudden change caught Su He off guard, with her smile still on her face as she was pushed towards the doorās direction.
Then Su He leaned back, digging in with her feet in protest: "Hey, hey, hey, bro, letās talk; Iād settle for a lower-end model."
"No money, goodbye. Iām barely scraping by myself, sis, please, spare your brother." Talking, Su Qing led Su He to the front door.
Seeing herself about to be pushed out, Su He shouted, "Youāre lying. You found yourself a rich lady and yet youāre so stingy. Be more generous; money is the root of sorrow; let your sister ease a bit of your burden!"
But Su Qing remained unmoved, opening the door while coldly laughing, "If I had a rich lady girlfriend, Iād already be driving sports cars, living in a mansion, not squabbling with you here! Go back to where you came from and focus on preparing for the exams."
With that, he flung the door open; Su He shouted, "Stingy! Canāt imagine what that rich lady saw in you..."
No sooner had she said this than a graceful and charming silhouette appeared before them, a smooth beige dress accentuating the bodyās curves. On her feet were sleek high-heeled sandals, revealing long, straight, fair legs, right at the moment reaching out to open the door with an elegant and atmospheric face full of surprise ā who else but Shen Yi.
Shen Yiās unexpected appearance left the quarreling siblings inside a bit at a loss, especially Su He, whose pupils quaked at Shen Yiās stunning looks and aura.
After a brief surprise, Shen Yiās face bloomed with a compassionate sisterās smile and said,
"Rich lady? Are you talking about me?"
Su Qing: ...
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