Chapter 359: Chapter 356: Disaster Always Trails Me by a Step
"Mom, did you see that? Your daughter is amazing!" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Pretty Mom (Empress Dowager): "Thatâs not my daughter, stop talking nonsense!"
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowagerâs number one lackey): "What just flew out? This kid, why does she stuff everything in her shoes? If she were a guy, sheâd definitely lose all dating rights for her four years at college!"
"Dad, you really get what social death is!" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowagerâs number one lackey): "Of course, your dad has spent years at university, every year thereâs a couple of freshmen who make fools of themselves."
Pretty Mom (Empress Dowager): "Losing dating rights is fine, itâll stop her from dating at school. Itâs better for boys to date while at school, but for girls, itâs best post-graduation. How many good men are there in school? They havenât even started earning money and itâs all about love and relationships. Get lost, itâs annoying just to see it!"
"..." - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowagerâs number one lackey): "..."
At this moment, the three were having a heated chat in the family group, all because Su Qing happened to upload a video he just recorded, which sparked strong curiosity and a heated discussion from the parents.
After all, itâs their own daughter. To say they donât care at all is impossible, but seeing their daughter suffer a social death, even through the screen, the parents could feel a wave of embarrassment hit them.
Flinging a sanitary pad onto the instructorâwho could stand that!
Fortunately, the instructor was sensible and knew to stop the other students from laughing. Otherwise, Su He probably wouldnât have been able to face anyone anymore.
Also, luckily Su He is thick-skinned. If it had been her socially anxious roommate Tao Qian, she might have cried on the spot in such a situation.
"Your parentsâ nicknames... quite stylish, arenât they?" Tang Nan leaned over to look at his phone screen content, she couldnât help but remark.
Although she hadnât met Su Qingâs parents, from just a few chat records and these nicknames, she knew Su Qingâs parents were anything but ordinary people; at least they had a rather youthful mindset.
Not like her parents, who couldnât even manage a smartphone, let alone talk to their kids in such a tone.
Actually, the lively atmosphere at his home wasnât thanks to Zhou Huiâs rebelliousness, it was Old Suâs open-mindedness.
After all, being the first university student in the village, back in his dadâs day, being a university student still meant something. Unlike now, when you throw a brick on the street, and you hit a university student at random.
People from those days were generally traditional or even stick-in-the-mud, and being educated meant having a broad outlook. Back then, a personality like his momâs would be unwelcomed in other familiesâlazy, greedy, not even able to cook. Luckily, she was pretty, and his dad had that advanced viewpoint from going to college, getting together with his mom, and pampering her more and more rebellious. Put her with a traditional man from those days, the two wouldâve fought long ago.
You could say, Su He and he could be born all thanks to his momâs looks.
Upon hearing it, Su Qing rolled her eyes at her, then his phone buzzed again.
Su He (the second daughter): "Ahhh!!! Brother~~ Iâm at odds with you forever, take it back, take it back! [Knife, Knife]"
"Sorry, itâs been over two minutes, canât retract it!" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Su He (the second daughter): "Dad Mum, my brotherâs bullying me, eating watermelon in front of my classmates, heartless! You guys do something!!"
Su He (the second daughter) has been removed from the group by the group owner.
Pretty Mom (Empress Dowager): "Our family doesnât have such a disgraceful daughter."
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowagerâs number one lackey): "I second that!"
"+1" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
"Hahaha, I like this mom. If Xiao Yi goes to your house in the future, thereâs no worry about lack of fun!" Tang Nan slapped her thigh and laughed heartily.
To be disdained by oneâs own mom shows how much Su He embarrassed herself this time.
It was already noon; each formation had returned to their dormitories. Soon, they saw Su He storming over with a phone in hand and shouting, "Su Qing, Iâm going to fight with you!"
Five minutes later, Su He was sitting beside Tang Nan, holding half a watermelon, scooping and eating it.
"Ah~~~ Refreshing!"
"Nan Bro, you have some too, relax, thereâs no one here, everyoneâs in the dorm resting."
At the word, Tang Nan looked around, found indeed there were no other students, removed her mask, and the two of them ate one mouthful after another, juices bursting everywhere.
"Okay, okay, donât be mad anymore. Itâs just that Aunt kicked you out of the family group. Donât worry, once this period passes, once you shed the camo uniform, youâll be back to being a little fairy!" Tang Nan comforted.
After all, the public social death earlier indeed hit Su He hard; otherwise, she wouldnât have left the dorm to find them.
"Nan Bro, why are you as bad as my bro, sneaking here to eat watermelon? Donât you know, now your photos have gone viral in all class groups? Many are plotting to gang up on you!" Su He grumbled, eyeing the two.
Eating watermelon and drinking cold drinks in the shade in front of military training studentsâthis behavior might not be illegal, but it sure tempts others and is quite unethical.
"Wow, really? Didnât expect us to become famous in such a short time, even faster than becoming a celebrity!" Su Qing laughed, not taking it seriously at all.
"You still say that, proud about this mess?" For Tang Nan, it was quite embarrassing; if she hadnât been covered, sheâd have already run off.
After a while, Su He went back because they still had training in the afternoon. The two headed out to find a diner to fill their stomachs, and the watermelon and drinks were taken back by Su He to share with her roommates.
When that thing about Su He got back, and she mentioned it was Tang Nan with her brother earlier, the three roommates were stunned, then thrilled.
During the afternoon training, their eyes kept looking towards the stands, but they never saw those familiar figures.
"Why run away? I wasnât finished watching. Never realized, watching othersâ military training is so entertaining?" Being pulled away, Tang Nan said with a face of longing, looking back as she spoke.
At this, Su Qing rolled his eyes at her: "Youâre addicted, arenât you? Not afraid of getting beaten?"
"Iâm not afraid, youâve got my back anyway!"
Su Qing: ...
Actually, he wasnât done watching either, it was just the narration urging him.
[The dean is arriving in 30 seconds, on-campus students will receive verbal warnings and are to sweep the grounds as punishment, and off-campus personnel will be expelled.]
Being adults already, getting chased off would be embarrassing, so he pulled Tang Nan to make a run for it before the dean arrived.
"Are you going back now?"
"Iâm going, you think Iâm scared?"
As they spoke, they suddenly turned around and saw several teachers surrounding from both sides of the stands, then under the direction of a middle-aged man with a Mediterranean haircut and plump figure, they formed a row.
"Whatâs... going on here?"
"Isnât it obvious? Our morning actions sparked public disdain, and the schoolâs teachers came to address it to take care of studentsâ feelings!"
"Oh my god, good thing we ran fast, letâs go! Itâs great that you thought everything through!"
To this, Su Qing sneered.
Disasters are always a step behind me.
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