Okay.
This was going to sound insane even inside his own skull, and Phei had already lived through several flavors of insane today.
He walked the admin hallway like a man trying to outrun his own erection and his own common sense at the same time. Lips still buzzing. Skin still electric. Body thrumming with the afterimage of whatever the fuck had just happened in that officeālike heād mainlined lightning and then tried to pretend it was just static cling.
But something didnāt add up.
No matter how feral her hunger had beenāand Christ, the woman reeked
virginity
and had radiated
starvation
like a
famine victim
whoād just smelled breadāno matter how untouched she clearly was
(virginity at her age? Late thirties? Forty?
The former queen of Paradise whoād had every cock in a generation salivating after her, still a fucking
virgin?
That was statistically
deranged.
And objectively, catastrophically hot.
The thought of being the first to
crack that seal
after decades of polite
celibacy
made his dick twitch like it had its own separate agenda)ā
Wait.
Virginity.
At her age?
The Dean of Ashford Elite Academy. A woman who had to be in her late thirties at minimum.
Possibly older.
A former queen of Paradise whoād had every Main Legacy man of her generation panting after her.
A virgin?
That was... actually insane.
And hot.
Stop it.
He was repeating the same thing now at this point.
He shook his head, physically trying to dislodge the thought. He was getting away from the point here. Way, way off track. Focus.
The point was:
No matter how
horny
she was. No matter how
hungry.
No matter how
starved for touch
or desperate for release after four years of being a Heavenchild puppetā
There is no way.
No fucking way the Dean should have reacted like that to just a kiss.
Think about it logically.
Heād walked into her office. A student. A charity case, as far as she knew. Someone sheād summoned to presumably punish for challenging the Prince of Paradise.
And heād kissed her.
Just... leaned in and kissed the Dean of his academy.
The rational outcomes for that move should have been:
Expulsion.
Immediate, permanent, donāt-let-the-door-hit-you-on-the-way-out expulsion.
Or a slap.
A proper,
full-armed, leave-a-handprint
slap that wouldāve sent him spinning.
Or security.
Called in to drag him out by his collar while she screamed about assault and lawsuits and the end of his entire future.
Or all three.
Slap, security, expulsion.
In that order. Maybe a
restraining order
thrown in for good measure.
That was the
best-case
scenario for kissing the Dean without permission.
Now that he was thinking about it clearly, outside that office, away from her presence and her scent and those jade eyes that made his brain short-circuitā
It had been
reckless.
Monumentally reckless.
The kind of stupid, impulsive,
thinking-with-his-dick
decision that got people destroyed in Paradise. The kind of move that should have ended with him expelled, blacklisted, and possibly facing criminal charges.
Instead?
Sheād kissed him back.
Harder.
Hungrier.
Then heād let push him against the desk, let her hands wander, let things escalate until clothes were halfway to the floor and reason was a distant, laughing memory.
And thenā
"This is it for today."
His jaw tightened.
Bitch, what?
Thatās not how this works. You donāt make out with a student, damn near
let him have you
on your desk, and then just... call time? Like itās a fucking therapy session? Thatāll be all for today, same time next week?
His planāhis actual, thought-out planāhad been to make an accidental move. A brush of hands. A lingering look. Something deniable, something that could be played off as a misunderstanding if it went sideways.
Not walking up to the most powerful woman in the academy and
kissing
her like he owned her.
That hadnāt been the plan.
That had been... compulsion. Instinct.
Something
that had grabbed him by the spine and made him move before his brain could catch up and scream what the fuck are you doing.
And it has worked?
Sheād reciprocated. Met his hunger with her own. Let him push, let him take, let the whole thing spiral untilā
It felt like one of those novels. The ones
where every woman falls for the MC
the moment they meet,
brainlessly throwing
themselves at him
regardless
of logic or
circumstance
or basic
self-preservation.
Heād
hated
those stories when he read them.
The convenience of it. The laziness.
The way the female characters stopped being people and became prizes to be collected, obstacles to be conquered, holes to be filled.
Cheap,
heād always thought.
Unrealistic. Boring.
But now?
Now that he was living it?
Here was the uncomfortable question:
If it were you
ā
if you suddenly had beauties falling into your lap, throwing themselves at you, offering their bodies without you even having to try
ā
would you say no?
Would you back off and go;
nah, fuck off, I donāt want to break that decades-old virginity, I donāt want to bury myself in that gorgeous body, I donāt want what youāre offering?
Would you actually turn that down?
Phei wanted to say yes.
Wanted to believe he was better than that. More principled. Less... basic?
But he was
seventeen.
Seventeen.
And heād just had the most beautiful woman heād ever seen so far pressed against him, breathing hard, looking at him like he was the first rain after a decade of drought. Her lips swollen from his kisses. Her body trembling under his hands. Her voiceāthat cold, commanding voice that made grown men flinchāgone breathy and desperate and wanting.
What
seventeen-year-old
in their
right mind
would say no to that?
What seventeen-year-old would stop and
go hmm, this seems suspicious, let me analyze the logical inconsistencies instead of enjoying the fact that a gorgeous older woman just let me feel her up?
None.
The answer was none. Like it or not!
Because teenagers were stupid.
Hormonal.
Driven by urges that made rational thought a distant memory the moment a beautiful woman looked at them with hunger in her eyes.
And Phei, for all his scheming and planning and careful
manipulationā
Was still a teenager.
Still had that small still remaining lizard brain screaming
YES YES YES
while his logical mind whispered
wait, somethingās wrong here.
Guess which one was winning?
And you know what?
If youāre judging himā
fuck off.
Youād do the same thing.
Donāt sit there on your high horse pretending youād be different. Pretending youād stop and question it. Pretending youād push away a gorgeous, hungry, desperate woman because something felt slightly off.
Bullshit.
Youād take the win
and figure out the weird stuff later, same as him.
So, save the judgment for someone who gives a damn.
But who cares.
Seriously.
Who. Cares.
Letās do a quick tally here:
Hot Dean whoād been a virgin for decades?
Check.
Not expelled?
Check.
Not arrested?
Check.
Powerful ally who now wanted him in her bed?
Check.
Still had all his girls waiting for him back at the fire pit?
Check.
Life-threatening situation that somehow turned into a make-out session?
Fucking check.
When you stacked the wins like that, what was there to complain about? What was there to analyze and overthink and pick apart?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
And what was wrong with a woman
taking
what she wanted?
Men did it all the time.
Expressed their lust
openly,
chased
whoever caught their eye, took without asking. Society applauded them for it. Called them players.
Studs. Legends.
So why should it be different for her?
Dravenna Ashford
had seen something she wanted. And sheād taken it. Met his boldness with her own, his hunger with hers, his
recklessness
with a
recklessness
that matched.
Theyād both been
horny.
Theyād both
wanted
it.
End of story.
Phei shook his head and kept walking.
His life had become a fever dream written by a
horny god
with
no sense of game balance,
and honestly?
He was here for it.
Take the win
,
he told himself.
Stop overthinking it.
Heād walked into that office expecting punishment. Expecting to fight for his survival against a woman who could destroy him with a word.
Instead?
Heād not only avoided disasterāheād created a bond. An alliance. A connection with one of the most powerful women in Paradise, sealed with kisses and promises of
more
and the unspoken understanding that this was just the beginning.
The Dean wasnāt his enemy like the otherwise outcome wouldāve been if heād not been bold.
She was his.
Or she would be.
And thatāthat right thereāwas worth more than all the suspicion and overthinking in the world.
Something was off?
Sure.
Maybe.
Probably.
But that was a problem for
future Phei
. Present Phei had just leveled up in ways that couldnāt be measured by any system, and he was going to enjoy the victory before he started picking it apart.
He was seventeen.
Heād just made out with a
milf
who was also his
Dean
who was also a
virgin
who was also a
dragon.
If his life got any more insane, heād have to start
charging admission.