They slept like the dead.
Noâworse than dead. Dead people at least had the
common courtesy
to look
peaceful,
composed, maybe a touch waxy around the edges like the funeral home had tried to Photoshop them into serenity.
These two looked like theyâd been run over by a very specific truck: one manufactured entirely from dick, multiple orgasms, and
forty-five minutes
that had somehow stretched into three seconds and three lifetimes simultaneously, depending on which lobe of
Pheiâs
brain you polled for testimony.
Curled together on the chaise. Limbs everywhereâan arm flung here, a leg hooked there, Sierraâs face mashed into the leather in a way that was definitely going to leave creases and would definitely make her
murderous
when she woke up and saw the imprint.
Maddie was drooling. Actually drooling. A thin, glistening silver thread connecting her lip to Sierraâs shoulder like some obscene
suspension bridge
between their unconscious corpses.
Sexy,
Phei thought.
Very fucking dignified.
The Hell Bitch Queen and Paradiseâs favourite chaos gremlin, reduced to a sweaty, boneless heap of questionable fluids and
post-coital
architecture.
Heâd done that.
Him.
The charity case. The reject. The nobody who used to sleep in a room that reeked of someone elseâs sex because he wasnât even worth the basic human decency of a locked door or clean sheets.
And now here he was, perched on the edge of a chaise in a hidden lounge, watching two Legacy princesses recover from the kind of fucking that left bruises in places bruises had no goddamn business being.
Funny old world.
Phei peeled himself away from them slowly. Carefully. The way youâd extract yourself from a sleeping cat if the cat was actually
two absurdly hot women
whoâd clawed your back raw twenty minutes ago and might wake up cranky enough to finish the job.
They didnât wake.
They did, however, immediately roll toward each otherâfilling the warm hollow heâd left like water rushing to plug a vacuum. Sierraâs arm draped over Maddieâs waist with lazy possession.
Maddie made a small, pathetic soundâ
half whimper, half sigh
âand burrowed closer, face finding the curve of Sierraâs neck like it was the only safe harbor left in a world that had just tried to fuck them both to death.
Huh.
He watched that for a long moment. The two of them seeking each other. Seeking him, really, but settling for the
next-best
heat
source when the original one decided to get
philosophical
and remove itself from the cuddle pile.
Something about it made his chest do a weird, unfamiliar thing.
Not quite pain. Not quite warmth. Something bastard hybridâlike his heart had decided to attempt an emotion it didnât have the vocabulary for yet and was just
brute-forcing
it with muscle spasms.
Beautiful,
he thought, and the word felt laughably inadequate.
Too small. Too clean. Too Hallmark for the wreckage in front of him.
Bodies marked with forensic evidence of exactly how thoroughly theyâd been used. A
hickey
on Sierraâs collarbone that looked like someone had tried to take a bite out of her soul. Fingerprint bruises on Maddieâs hips that matched his hands so precisely they might as well have been signed in ink.
Reddened
skin. Bite marks. The faint sheen of sweat and other things that hadnât quite dried yet.
And they wereâ
Gods.
Beautiful.
Even like this. Especially like this. Stripped of all the armour, the attitude, the Legacy princess bullshitâreduced to nothing but soft breathing, tangled limbs, and the unconscious, animal need to be close to something warm that wouldnât hurt them (at least not right now).
This is mine,
Phei thought, and the
possessiveness
of it should have scared him shitless.
It didnât.
His mind wouldnât stop buzzing.
Not from the sex. Though Christ, that had beenâ
Focus.
The sex had been a pressure valve. An emergency release. A way to dump all the adrenaline, tension, and sheer
what-the-fuck-is-my-life
energy that had been building since he walked into the Deanâs office expecting expulsion and walked out with her taste still burning on his tongue like expensive whiskey and bad decisions.
Speaking of which.
The Dean.
The Dean!
He sat there in the amber glow of the
Hideout
and let that thought roll around his skull like a marble in an empty mausoleum.
Bouncing off walls. Refusing to settle.
Leaving echoes.
Dravenna Ashford. The Dragoness of Paradise. The woman whoâd allegedly beaten the living shit out of every Main Legacy boy whoâd tried to corner her back in the dayâ
Harold Maxton included, and isnât that a delicious little Easter egg to tuck away for when the time came to twist the knife?
She was terrifying. Powerful. The kind of woman who could end your entire bloodline with a single phone call and still make it home in time for afternoon tea and a murder podcast.
And heâd justâ
Heâd walked into her office.
And heâdâ
Sheâd kissed him back.
That was the thing. That was the absolutely batshit,
reality-warping
detail his brain kept snagging on like a shirt caught on a nail in a dark hallway. Sheâd kissed him back.
Grabbed his face with both hands and pulled him closer and made these soundsâthese small, desperate, hungry soundsâlike sheâd been waiting for someone to do exactly that forâ
How long had she said?
Decades.
Decades!
The Dragoness of Paradise was a virgin whoâd been waiting decades for someone bold enough toâ
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle with training wheels and a sidecar full of orgasm decisions.
This was insane.
This was actually, certifiably,
should-probably-be-medicated-and-then-locked-in-a-room-with-soft-walls
insane.
Less than a month.
Thatâs how long it had been since heâd stood on that rooftop staring down at the concrete like it was an old friend offering a final hug. Less than a month since the System had slithered into his soul and gone,
["Hey, buddy, howâd you like a second chance at not being a pathetic waste of oxygen? No refunds."]
And now?
Now he had a penthouse. A harem. A supernatural ability score that made him better at sex than most people were at breathing. Two Legacy princesses currently sleeping off an orgasm coma in his general vicinity like theyâd been hit with a tranquillizer dart labelled
"multiple climaxes."
And, apparently, a decades-old virgin Dean who wanted to add herself to the collection like she was checking items off a
very exclusive, very dangerous bucket list.
What the fuck is my life.