Phei walked into the restaurant wondering why the hell she had to come this far.
The place sat practically inside the airportāone of those
ultra-exclusive
private booth restaurants built for people too important to eat at terminals and too busy to eat anywhere else.
Had Rune Natsuki chosen it because when she was finished with her business and wanted to depart immediately? Fine, okay.
But she could have met him right after the Maxton meeting. In the car. In a parking lot. On the side of the road.
Anywhere that didnāt require a
thirty-minute
drive across Paradise.
Women and being dramatic. Name a more iconic duo.
Still, she was so goddamn hot and beautiful that he let the minor inconvenience slide. Plus, it was a private booth. Privacy meant
opportunity.
Whatever scheme heād cooked up for cucking his grandmother could definitely use a quiet room with no witnesses andā
"Little Phei!"
Okay, what the fuck.
He cursed inside so hard his brain rattled
. Where did she go? The bad girl heād just met.
The powerful one. The intimidating dark-suited woman who had made Harold nearly piss his pants and the grandfather bow like a scolded schoolboy.
Where the fuck did that woman disappear to and who the hell was this smiling, warm-faced,
eyes-lit-up
creature
beaming at me
from the booth like I am a puppy she hasnāt seen in years?
Little Phei?
Is she like her mother too now?
The Natsuki matriarch was theone who called him that and bullied him with cheek-pinching.
Is this genetic? Was there a Natsuki
bloodline trait
that turned terrifying women into
cooing
aunties the moment they see my face?
Phei finished his internal meltdown as he reached the booth and stared at her with naked confusion, his carefully planned evil scheme crumbling in real time.
Just a second. Letās figure out this mystery first before we
cuck
Grandma, alright mate?
he told his cock, which was already excited at her smile and had clearly not received the memo that the vibe had shifted from
"seduction target"
to
"big sister reunion."
His cock didnāt care about vibes. His cock cared about the halter neck, the arterial lips, and the way the booth light caught her jawline. His cock was an
idiot.
But honest!
He sat opposite her.
"Well,"
he said, leaning back, "I didnāt expect some sweet powerful beauty to be all heads over heels for me like Iām her
little brother
she missed. Whereād the terrifying woman from an hour ago go? The one who made a grown man cough blood? Did you leave her in the car?"
While he rantedāin a single breath, no pauses, the verbal equivalent of a man trying to process several conflicting realities at onceāshe propped her elbows on the table, rested her face in her palms, and watched him with pure amusement.
Just watched.
Smiling.
It was disturbing. Not the smile of a woman attracted to a boy whose
beauty
could put
gods
to shame. He knew that smile. Heād been getting so many smiles for weeks from every direction and could identify it at a hundred meters in the dark.
This was
different.
This was the disturbing
adoration
of
a big sister
. Warm. Familiar. Protective. The look that said
I changed your nappies once and I will never let you forget it.
He knew the difference very well.
"Okay, this is creepy," he said.
"What the fuck."
She laughedāpearl laughter, bright and full, filling the private booth like music from an instrument he didnāt know heād been missing.
She reached across the table to pinch his cheeks.
Phei moved fast and
slapped
her hands away.
"While your
mother
can treat me like that,"
he said,
"you donāt have the ticket yet. Or ever."
She chuckled, retracting her hands. "I see. You really donāt
remember
me at all."
He shrugged. "Forgive the memory but Iāve never seen you before. Maybe I did when I was little in Japan, but Iāve got nothing from back then. Alsoā" he pointed at her "āyouāre ruining my
Evil-Harem-God
scheme with this
big-sister
sweetness.
Spill whatās going on, will ya?"
"Evil-Harem-God
scheme?"
she repeated. The chuckle deepened. "I see youāre following
Motherās
path."
Pheiās face went wide and immediately chocked. "Sorryāmother?"
She shrugged casually. "Wait. You donāt know that your Grandma is
my mom
?"
He stood up. Abruptly. Chair scraping.
"Okay.
Explain what the fuck is going on
. According to Melissa, youāre
Auntie Natsukiās
daughter and also
Chaosās
woman. Isnāt that right?"
She shook her head. "Nope. Are you a retarded? Why would my
mother
be my lover too?"
Phei rolled his eyes. "Well,
my aunt
and
cousin
are my women. Hello?
Incest
runs in the family, alright? And Iāve never heard of Chaos having another child besides Melissa, her last."
He had to admit thoughāthis cleared a lot. It had been bugging him how Chaos would let her woman fuck a man to give birth to
Rune.
She would
never.
That possessive old dragoness would sooner burn the man alive and use his ashes as fertiliser than share one of her women with a cock that wasnātāwell, Chaos didnāt have a cock, but the principle stood.
Rune shook her head. "No. While Iām not in the direct Ryujin Tiamat bloodline family tree, Madam is indeed my mother. Second mother. You probably donāt remember, but women of the
Ryujin Tiamat
family donāt exactly need men to give birth."
She let that one sit for a second.
"Anywayāas for the rumour Melissa gave you, Madam mustāve lied. You could say I am your
aunt
." She smiled. "Also, for the record, I carried you around for a full year. Thatās how I know you so well."
Phei nodded slowly, the motion mechanical, almost detached.
None of what heād just heard was new. It was simply another cheerful reminder of how gloriously,
catastrophically
fucked his family tree had always been.
A grandmother who ran a harem of twenty-something women like it was a full-time corporate position, a bloodline where the women apparently didnāt need men to produce heirs, and an aunt heād never met who had spent an entire year carrying him around like a designer handbag before vanishing from his memory along with everything else that came before the fire.
Normal Tuesday shit, really.
"Then
I can have you
, right?"
Rune laughed so hard the booth shook. Full-body. Head back. The kind of laugh that came from deep in the chest and took its time leaving.
Rune laughed so hard the booth shook. Full-body. Head thrown back, it started deep in her chest and took its sweet time leaving, rich and unfiltered, like sheād been holding it in for years.
"Yes,"