The
Pugatti Chironās
door swung open first, smooth as a villainās entrance in a blockbuster that had too much budget and zero shame.
Brian
stepped out like he owned the tarmac, the airport, the entire city, and possibly a couple of parallel dimensions for good measure.
He wore an oversized grey-and-white checkered sweater that probably cost more than most peopleās mortgages, ironic as hell considering heād just climbed out of a car worth more than most peopleās houses, careers, retirement plans, and their childrenās future therapy bills combined.
Black wide-leg trousers pooled lazily over crisp white sneakers and a black cap sat at the exact angle that screamed he paid a
stylist
to make this look accidental. Silver chain glinting like it had a personal vendetta against subtlety.
And finally, a designer bag dangling from one hand like an
afterthought
worth three months of average salary.
He adjusted the cap with theatrical slowness.
Looked around.
Grinned like a man who had arrived precisely on time to commit psychological warfare.
Phei stared.
Then his eyes slid sideways to the still-closed
PcLaren Speedtail
ā humming with restrained mechanical fury, doors sealed like it was guarding state secrets.
"Tell me thatās not Landon in the Speedtail."
Brianās laugh rolled out, warm, deeply amused, and catastrophically unhelpful. "Why? You donāt want to be the only guy on the team
without a car
that costs more than a small country yearly budget?"
Pheiās face went nuclear red.
Not even a disguised flushed but a full-on
crimson
that started at his collarbone and climbed like lava from a volcano that had been holding a grudge for centuries. Steam was approximately one more taunt away from shooting out of his ears, nostrils, and possibly his eye sockets before it injured his ego.
His jaw locked so tight his molars probably filed a formal complaint. Fists clenched at his sides like he was debating whether to freeze the entire tarmac or just disappear into the Void forever.
The great Phei Ryujin Tiamat. Master of Void-Ice.
Terror
of Legacy patriarchs. Reducer of powerful men to weeping, ball-less husks, was currently getting
ratioād
by his own teammatesā car collection.
Landon, because the universe had a cruel sense of
comedic
timing and Landon had zero survival instincts, chose that exact second to make his entrance.
The Speedtailās doors didnāt open like normal, civilized car doors that didnāt just swing or didnāt slide like some Poyota.
They
rose
.
Dihedral doors sweeping upward in a motion that looked less like automotive engineering and more like a mechanical angel unfurling its wings. Like the car itself had decided it deserved a personal orchestral score and lens flare.
The afternoon sun hit the arc at the perfect angle ā actual,
honest-to-god
lens flare on a car door in real life.
Pheiās left eye
twitched.
Landon stepped out.
Curly blonde
hair catching the light like heād bribed the sun for a sponsorship deal. Oatmeal-grey oversized sweater hanging loose and effortlessly expensive over olive cargo pants that screamed he
could be hiking but he chose to flex instead.
A black crossbody bag. Pearl necklace ā actual fucking pearls, creamy white against his throat, the absolute unhinged madman ā resting like heād
mugged a duchess
and won.
White sneakers so pristine they probably glowed in the dark.
He looked like a fashion magazine had
projectile-vomited
money onto a highschool student and the result had achieved aesthetic enlightenment.
Like someone had typed
"rich but make it casual"
into an AI and the AI had replied,
"say less, king.
"
Pheiās right eye joined the twitching party.
Both eyes. Twitching. In perfect, horrified unison.
This wasnāt an arrival. This was a coordinated psychological attack on him disguised as friendship and reliable transportation.
But then movement from the Speedtailās passenger side caught his attention.
The other dihedral door had rose with the same dramatic flair ā and from behind it emerged someone very,
very
familiar to Phei.
Dark hair cascading over shoulders. Sharp features arranged in quiet, assessing calm. The particular energy of a woman who knew her exact
market value
and had stopped accepting discounts years ago.
Pheiās brain blue-screened.
Heād met her at the club and theyād chatted before sheād vanished into the crowd the second Landon and Brian showed up. No follow-up or indication she and his amateur (in women) teammate even existed in the same universe.
How the hell did sheā
When did theyā
What unholy sequence of eventsā
"Phei."
Landon crossed the distance with easy strides and extended his hand.
The greeting was brief. Firm single pump and then a release. No bro-hug. No back-slap or the choreographed chest-bump like the ones Brian and Landon performed on each other that looked like theyād been rehearsed for a sports movie.
They knew.
Both of them had learned early ā through trial, error, and one very awkward conversation ā that Phei had strict conditions about physical contact with other men.
There were boundaries between the
once-bullied-boy-turned-god.
Lines that were not to be crossed no matter how many championships they will win or how much alcohol was involved.
The friendship worked because they respected those limits. Not despite them.
Landon got it. Brian got it. Theyād never made it weird.
The woman ā watched the exchange with slightly narrowed eyes. The same look sheād given him that night. The one that clearly said
who does this guy think he is, too good for a proper greeting?
She thought he was arrogant.
Fair. Most people did and he usually was but not to his boys.
Landon noticed the tension immediately ā the boy might be an amateur at basketball and apparently at keeping girlfriends, but he read social dynamics like heād been born with subtitles installed.
"Phei, uh... thatās my girl,
Cherry
." He tilted his head toward her, obviously proud and still not quite believing his luck. "Cherry, this is Phei. Our
captain
."
"Nice to meet you."
Phei nodded, keeping his tone carefully neutral despite the screaming absurdity of pretending they hadnāt already met, already talked, already formed very
specific
opinions
of each other that were now being diplomatically ignored for the sake of Landonās
romantic fan-fiction
.
Cherryās expression flickered ā recognition, processing, a lightning-fast calculation behind her eyes as she weighed her options:
make it awkward or roll with the social fiction.
She chose
chaos-adjacent
diplomacy.
A returned nod. A small, perfectly calibrated smile. Then she moved toward the gathered women with the graceful efficiency of someone who had survived worse social minefields.
Maddie, of course, exploded first.
"WAIT. HOLD UP.
LANDON HAS A GIRL
?!" She pointed at Cherry like sheād just discovered a new planet. "
And sheās hot?!
And sheās
here
?! Phei, you absolute chaos gremlin, you brought the whole squad
and
surprise
girlfriends?!
This flight is going to be legendary. Iām already writing the group chat name: āHarem Plus Plus ā Now With Extra Drama.ā"
Sierraās ice-blue eyes narrowed, but the corner of her mouth twitched. "You could have given us a heads-up. Some of us like to prepare our resting
murder
faces
in advance."
Delilah leaned in, curves shifting dangerously. "Cherry,
right?
Quick question ā on a scale of one to
āMaddie on caffeine,ā
how chaotic are you? Because we have standards."
Victoria, ever the aristocrat, tilted her head with regal curiosity. "Darling, if Landon managed to secure you, I must know your secrets."
Melissa folded her arms, smirking. "Ignore them. Theyāre just jealous they didnāt get dramatic
car
entrances.
Welcome to the circus, Cherry. Try not to get kidnapped by Maddie before takeoff."
Cassiopeia muttered under her breath, loud enough for Phei to hear, "Great. More people to keep alive. My assassination retirement plan is officially canceled."
Phei just stood there, eyes still twitching, watching his carefully balanced world tilt further into
glorious,
unhinged chaos while three
multi-million-dollar
supercars idled behind him like smug mechanical bodyguards.
He sighed.
This was going to be a long flight, and I am going to do everything I can to avoid the chaos... mmh, maybe I will fuck Cassiopeia or a flight attendant while the chaos is happening.