Chapter 248: I Never Knew Steve Can Twerk
I had to think fastābefore our body parts drifted out of the domain entirely. What I feared most was Grandmaster Hugh showing up in the middle of this mess.
I gave the command.
āFreeze.ā
Though I had sacrificed spatial continuity within the domain, its structure still heldāand with that, all our scattered pieces froze in place.
I stared at Anaās floating hand as it was slowly drifting past Steveās left ear. My own foot continued rotating in place like it was still considering escape.
This was getting out of hand. Literally.
Anaās wings, her torso, Steveās arms, my legāeverything was just⦠floating in slightly confused directions, suspended in the domain Iād forcibly severed from real space. I couldnāt undo it now, not if I wanted to stay hidden.
A rope had failed. and Anchoring had failed.
I sighed and said.
āOkay⦠fine. If elegance wonāt workā¦ā
I commanded and started shifting the violet Essence in the domain into wind.
A soft rumble started at the center of the domain. Particles vibrated, then spun. A breeze picked upāgentle at first, like a lazy Sunday gustāand then twisted into a small, perfectly controlled cyclone.
The domain howled quietly as the vortex formedāa tight, focused wind tunnel that began pulling everything toward its center.
I unfreeze our body parts.
Anaās arm jerked backward and spun into orbit. Steveās head followed, bobbing slightly as it circled around mine.
āOkay⦠okay. Stay together. Stay togetherā¦ā
My torso rotated once, then slotted into a more upright angle. My disobedient foot whipped around the windstream and reattached to my leg with a faint thunk, albeit backward.
āIāll fix that later.ā
Anaās pieces joined in, her wings circling elegantly like oversized feathers in a washing machine. Steveās entire body was now orbiting me in pieces like a very confused planetary system.
He groaned. āDude⦠what the hell kind of twisted blender am I in right now?ā
āYouāre in the Juicer of Spatial Disrespect,ā I said solemnly.
āThis is illegal. This feels illegal.ā
āSurvival first. Dignity later.ā
Using the vortexās rotational axis as a spatial anchor, I fed Essence into it steadily. The bodies stayed suspended, spinning safely within the eye of the storm.
And I forced the domain to move toward the ruins.
The entire domain movedāsliding forward like a gliding orb across space. From the outside, it probably would have looked like a floating, distorted blender full of limbs.
Inside?
Steveās leg bounced off my shoulder. Anaās wing brushed my neck.
āI swear,ā Steve muttered, āif I lose a toe to centrifugal forceāā
āDonāt worry,ā I said, deadpan. āYour toes are in excellent orbit.ā
And with that, the vortex churned gently, carrying us as a mismatched swirl of body parts into the ruins aheadācompletely invisible to the outside world, highly unstable, and very possibly the stupidest genius idea Iāve ever had.
But hey.
It was working.
The moment we entered the ruins, I went on high alert. I held my breath, trying to sense if the corruption could detect us now that we were inside.
To my relief, it couldnāt.
My ridiculousābut surprisingly brilliantāidea of creating a separate space pocket inside the domain actually worked. The black smoke drifted past us like we didnāt exist, as if it couldnāt sense anything inside the vortex. It was strange, watching it just roll by without reacting.
I didnāt waste time. I spread my perception outward, scanning the ruins for safe spots and checking how far the corruption had spread.
Most of the ruins were flooded with that foul black smoke. It clung to the walls and slithered across the broken ground like it was alive. But as I probed deeper, I noticed something odd.
The central part of the castleāthe largest structure in the ruinsāwas completely clear. Not a single trace of corruption touched it. It looked like the heart of the ruins, but it was surrounded on all sides by thick, churning smoke.
Reaching it would be risky, maybe even impossible without giving up the domainās independence.
Still, that wasnāt the only place.
I could sense three more areas where the corruption wasnāt spreading. They were smaller, scattered around the outer parts of the ruins. I focused on the closest one and moved us toward it, keeping the vortex spinning steadily around our floating body parts.
We arrived in front of what looked like a broken-down residential room. One of its walls was missing entirely, giving me a clear view of the dusty interior. A collapsed bed lay in the corner, its sheets eaten by time. Broken furniture was scattered around like it had been thrown in a fit of rage years ago.
Anaās head rotated past me slowly, eyes scanning the room as she drifted in the wind current.
āLooks like a womanās room,ā she commented.
I gave her a sideways glance. Her arm floated past me just as she said it. āHow can you even tell?ā
She didnāt answer. Maybe she saw something I missed. Or maybe she was just guessing to pass the time while spinning like a floating doll.
I turned my attention to the floor. In the far corner of the room, something caught my eyeāno, my perception. The space there wasnāt normal. It bent slightly, warping around itself. Through the veil of Essence around me, I could see the fluctuations. Space was thinner there.
And then I saw itāclear and unmistakable.
A space pocket. Hidden, but real.
My lips curled into a grin. āJackpot.ā
I shifted the domain carefully, guiding it until it covered the area where space was fluctuating. The moment the edge of the domain touched that unstable spot, the runes inside my space lit up.
They pulsed to life like they had been waiting for this very moment.
A pattern emergedānot on the floor, not drawn with chalk or carved into stone, but hanging in the air itself.
A teleportation circle.
It wasnāt something you could see with the naked eye. There were no physical marks. It existed purely in space, hidden from sight unless you had the perception and understanding to sense it.
Someone who wasnāt attuned to spatial manipulation would walk right past and never know anything was there.
I stared at it, appreciating the craftsmanship. The way the lines curved and layered, the way it interacted with my domainās structureāit was beautiful in a way only someone like me could appreciate.
āGenius,ā I murmured under my breath, almost in awe.
Steve, whose left arm was still orbiting me like a lazy satellite, perked up.
āWhatād you say?ā
I glanced at him with a straight face.
āYour ability to twerk. Absolute genius,ā I said, trying to keep my expression serious.
There was a pause.
His floating head squinted at me. āIām gonna kill you when Iām whole again.ā
I grinned and kept my focus on the circle, suppressing a laugh.
Inside, though, I was excited. This teleportation circle was old, complex, and hidden in the folds of space. That meant someone powerful had created it. Maybe it led deeper into the ruins. Maybe it led to answers.
Or maybe it led to trouble.
But trouble was better than floating in circles with my friendās limbs bouncing off me.
I took a deep breath and focused.
The vortex still spun around us, keeping everyoneās body parts floating in rhythm like fruit chunks in a blender.
I carefully guided each piece, matching them back into placeāAnaās legs, Steveās arms, my own wandering foot that had nearly drifted out of range. Bit by bit, I adjusted them, aligning every joint with pinpoint precision.
When I was sure everything was where it should be, I deactivated the domain.
The spinning stopped. The sacrificeāspatial discontinuityāwas lifted. In an instant, our bodies reconnected. I stumbled slightly, suddenly whole again, and heard Steve let out a breath of relief.
Then I felt it.
The air shifted. The black smoke outside jerked like it had just noticed something and then surged toward us in a wave of hate.
āBillion.ā Steve muttered.
Without wasting a second, I waved my hand toward the floating teleportation circle and pumped Essence into it. The runes flared to life, spinning faster than before.
The smoke was almost on us when the space around the circle cracked and we vanished in a blink, swallowed by the light just before corruption could reach us.
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