When the armed patrol unit arrived, Zhang Yu, Bai Zhenzhen, and Yue Jincheng all immediately froze, hands raised high to show they had no intention of continuing the fight.
Around them, streaks of swordlight sliced through the air.
Those streaks of light were like lightning bolts vibrating at high speed, and the chilling sword aura they exuded made Zhang Yu's skin sting across his face and hands.
Zhang Yu thought to himself, "Are those military-grade flying swords?"
He knew the difference well. Unlike the civilian models heād seen before, these flying swordsāissued exclusively to patrol unit enforcersācould condense their aura into dazzling swordlight, growing or shrinking at will, stretching or retracting like a living blade.
Zhang Yu mused, "If these military-grade flying swords went off, cutting us down would be like slicing tofu."
Meanwhile, four patrol officers in full tactical gear floated overhead.
Zhang Yu only needed a glance to feel the heat radiating off themālike four furnaces hovering above.
"Must be military-grade combat techniques."
He continued to think, "Military-grade flying swords and combat techniques⦠Even veteran Qi Refinement cultivators like Lei Jun and Wang Hai, with decades under their belts, would probably be wiped out in a single move."
And this was just the local enforcement unit of the Inspectorate Departmentāone of the Eight Divine Ministriesāstationed in the outskirts of Songyang City, on the first floor of Kunxu.
Zhang Yu sighed inwardly, "Itās because the Ten Major Sects strictly regulate access to military-grade techniques, Law Husks, and artifacts⦠that even high schoolers, college students, wage slaves, and the rich all have to follow their rules."
"At the end of the day, brute force is still one of the core pillars behind all social order."
Meanwhile, Yue Jincheng stood extra still, not daring to move a muscle.
As a corporate security guard, the very first lesson of Yue Jinchengās training was: never engage in combat with government or divine officials.
Especially the armed ones. Their military-grade gear was in a league of its ownānothing a corporate flunky could hope to survive.
If injured or killed during such an incident, thereād be no compensation, no death benefits. The company wouldnāt pay a single coin.
So Yue Jincheng stood frozen, not even daring to make any suspicious gestures.
Heād heard of people who just waved a hand or reached into a pocket, only to get skewered by flying swords under suspicion of resistance.
A moment later, one of the armed officers scanned the trio with a silver gleam in his eyes.
Then he looked at Zhang Yu and said, "You used the Thunderclap Sigil?"
Zhang Yu immediately pointed at Yue Jincheng. "He stole myā"
The officer cut him off with a wave. "Iām not asking about the case. Weāll get to that later. Iām asking you to pay the call-out fee first."
"What?"
What did that mean?
You have to pay up before theyāll enforce the law?
Even after a year in Kunxu, Zhang Yu was still shocked.
The officerāhis name tag read Gong Zheāsnorted. "What do you mean 'what'? If you canāt pay the call-out fee, weāre out. You can call a regular constable and wait your turn."
After an incident where a patrol unit was dispatched and the reporting party couldnāt afford the premium Thunderclap Sigil service fee, the Inspectorate Department had moved to a "pay first, enforce later" model.
Hearing this, Yue Jincheng looked hopefully at Zhang Yu, praying the guy couldnāt afford it.
He muttered internally, "Zhang Yu's broke. What if he really canāt pay?"
But under everyoneās gaze, Zhang Yu took out his phone. "Iāll pay."
A Thunderclap Sigil dispatch started at 10,000 yuan, and Zhang Yu had prepared for this. He obediently tapped through the payment screen.
Once the 10,000 yuan showed up on the system, Gong Zhe nodded approvingly, his gaze toward Zhang Yu turning notably friendlier.
Zhang Yu wasnāt sure if it was his imagination, but the four patrol officers above suddenly looked sharper, prouderāmore pumped upāafter heād paid.
Gong Zhe puffed out his chest. "Greetings, esteemed premium Thunderclap Sigil client. Iām Gong Zhe, patrol officer from District 7, Songyang City."
"Please describe the incident."
The four officers looked at Zhang Yu with barely concealed anticipation, thinking, Kidnapping? Murder? Corporate war? Tax evasion?
"Whenās the last time we had a real job?"
"Please let this be worth millionsā¦"
Their desperation was understandable. Over the years, armed officers like them had seen their income plummet.
Gong Zhe often sighed, "Peace and order, huh? Everyoneās scheming nowāno one wants to fight. How the hell are combat officers like us supposed to hit our performance metrics? We clock out on the dot every day, and thereās not even overtime anymore. Just side gigs, clerical work⦠barely surviving."
Now, all four officers stared at Zhang Yu, silently begging him to give them something big.
Zhang Yu pointed at Yue Jincheng. "He tried to steal my phone. When I caught him, he ran. My classmate and I tried to stop him, and he attacked us instead."
Gong Zhe went silent for a beat. Then asked, "Thatās it?"
Thatās what you called us forāwith a Thunderclap Sigil?
The teamās morale instantly deflated.
Gong Zhe said blandly, "Alright. Time to settle the next payment."
Zhang Yu glanced at the billā8,000 yuanāand couldnāt help asking, "Eight thousand? You just flew over. Didnāt even fight."
Gong Zhe gave him a cold look. "This is a protected zone. You think we donāt pay entrance fees, breathing surcharges, or breathing technique licenses?"
"Plus, weāve got to escort you back, take statements, collect evidence⦠You think thatās not labor?"
Zhang Yu sighed and paid 5,000 yuan, then turned to Bai Zhenzhen. "Ah-Zhen, Iām out. Can you cover the last 3,000?"
The four officers looked more and more disappointed.
Seriously? This broke? Why not just call a regular constable?
After collecting the payment, Gong Zhe said, "Alright. The three of youācome with us."
ā¦
Soon after, Zhang Yu and company arrived at a patrol station on the outskirts of Songyang City.
As the reporting party, Zhang Yu and Bai Zhenzhen were taken to an office in the case-processing area.
Gong Zhe said flatly, "Wait here. Someone will be along to question you."
Zhang Yu added, "By the way, he had an accomplice who ran before you arrived. You might be able to find him from nearby surveillance or ticket recordsā"
Gong Zhe cut him off with a frown. "Weāve got our own methods. Donāt need you telling us how to do our jobs."
He really couldnāt be bothered with such petty cases. Heād rather use the time for a side gig and make more cash.
After Gong Zhe left, Bai Zhenzhen glanced at the surveillance camera and stayed silent.
Zhang Yu opened his phone and sent an update to Deng Bingding of the Sifang Wandering Gods.
Unlike the oversimplified theft story heād told Gong Zhe, this time Zhang Yu included his suspicionsāthat the thief had been following him, filming him while he trained, maybe even investigating his participation in the Foundation Establishment exam.
Obviously, that kind of sensitive info wasnāt something he could tell the patrol team.
Deng Bingding replied with three thumbs-up emojis.
Zhang Yu was confused. "What does that mean? Is she helping or not?"
Fu Ji chuckled inside their minds. "In my experience with the Righteous Gods, three thumbs-up is pretty high praise. The next level would be three fireworks emojis."
"Itās all divine slang. Youāll pick it up eventually."
Zhang Yu then messaged Yun Ni, explaining the whole story.
Yun Ni replied:
"Which patrol station?"
"Iāll find someone I know."
"Did you get a medical evaluation?"
"If you want compensation, whatās your ideal number?"
Zhang Yu looked at her messages and realized she was treating the whole case like a basic mugging or brawl, and teaching him how to negotiate a higher payout.
Ten minutes later, while Zhang Yu and Bai Zhenzhen were cultivating as they waited, Gong Zhe returned to the office.
This time, he had a smile.
"If your team leader Yun Ni hadnāt contacted me, I wouldnāt have known you two were from the patrol division. Why didnāt you say so earlier?"
"Iām pretty close with Yun Niāhad dinner just last month."
Now that Yun Ni had called in a favor, Gong Zheās demeanor softened noticeably.
"You two donāt have to worry. Youāre clearly the victims here."
"Iāll have someone take your statements and youāll be free to go."
"As for that guyātrying to attack divine support personnel in broad daylight? Heās finished. Heāll pay dearly."
With that, Gong Zhe left again.
Zhang Yu was a little surprised. "Looks like Yun Niās pretty well connected in Songyang."
But this time, Gong Zhe didnāt return for over half an hour.
Zhang Yu grew impatient and moved to step outāonly to find the office door locked.
At the same time, Bai Zhenzhen called out, "Yuzi! Look!"
Zhang Yu followed her gaze to the office windowāand saw Yue Jincheng, accompanied by several patrol officers, strutting out of the building.
Bai Zhenzhen gasped, "Theyāre letting him go?"
As if sensing their gaze, Yue Jincheng looked back at them through the glass⦠smiled faintly⦠then turned and walked away.